Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Piggy might buy himself a Rolex, either the ultimate douchebag watch, a gold yachtmaster , or the insanely tasteless Rainbow Daytona.
I sincerely hope he does choose to buy a Rolex. Guaranteed he doesn't know anyone at an AD, doesn't have a hookup anywhere, and so probably will be put on a wait-list. Even if he is smart enough to figure out the gray market, he's too impulsive to search for and/or wait for a good deal. He's going to get fucking fleeced.
Fuck my ass this is some NTR shit right here....
I thought you only gave it. Is this an option now? I'm, uh, asking for a friend.
 
Fuck my ass this is some NTR shit right here....
I thought you only gave it. Is this an option now? I'm, uh, asking for a friend.
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This is why we get called Kiwifags, you fucking queers.
 
So only Patrick gets to be "into things"? I see how you are!
Besides we go by the code of antiquity in these parts

So long as its done non-consensually for the strict purposes of domination and humiliation then it aint gay no matter how much I squeal with girlish delight while rawdogging a sobbing fatrick in a mating press.

If it worked for the Romans it will work for me.
 
For a professional writer this guy sure sucks cock, even at the 140 character limit lol. There is no circumstance where it’s not creepy and off putting to demand the birth of anything. Immediately. Not to mention that birth is the result of natural order and smashing multiple conflicting cultures together so a fat man has more food trucks to waddle towards is about the furthest thing from natural order.

Even in his gay little navel gazing quips birth is a service that can be compelled by man, who can sit back and tweet demand his ideal world come to fruition to appease his inner child with no regard for the moving parts or consequences because people are props and this movie doesn’t have enough niggers, child. His dumb metaphor also assumes a fatherless child which suits him at least. I really wish tiny Tim sucks cock would see the light of day, it’s got to be laughably bad.
 
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This is why we get called Kiwifags, you fucking queers.
Yes, but consider also the other better forum's user old gravy egg is gayer than judge holden in the act of fucking Patrick. Judge Holden is prison rape gay while that other guy is goodbye horses gay.
And that's before we're even counting the tranny zoomer who can't add numbers there.
They think they're straight only because they have honey badger but that's claiming heterosexuality by proxy at best.
 
Anuddah attempt at getting a viral xeet
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Hey, Fatrick is partially right here.

StatueofLiberty.org says
The Statue’s own meaning and relevance have evolved with time, as well. Perhaps most notable is the association with welcoming “huddled masses.” In 1903, a plaque engraved with “The New Colossus” was placed in the pedestal. With that Lady Liberty’s significance grew as an inspiration to immigrants who sailed past her on their way to America.
 
There is no circumstance where it’s not creepy and off putting to demand the birth of anything
To be fair to pig man, he did demand his ex wife give birth to his daughter so he could kill them both so it is something of a running theme with him
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The surprisingly erotic mental image of fatrick giving birth, heaving and sweating and grunting in pain and determination as he holds my hand tight, his corkscrew pig dick tearing and bulging as it dilates to the circumference of a basketball as he pushes our child out as @REGENDarySumanai sagely noted, its passage aided by months of my stern yet loving enforcement of sounding with ever wider....erm....yeah that aside, when you stop and think about it and forget how hilariously impotent and weak in body and mind fatrick is it really is genuinely fucked up to tell a pregnant woman how you will wait for her to give birth before you murder her and her baby. That is shit intended to cause the absolute maximum distress and fear possible and indicates just what level his mind operates when lashing out at those he deems to be his enemy.

I really wish tiny Tim sucks cock would see the light of day, it’s got to be laughably bad.
Problem is his backchannel with TOR and the SFWA creepers seems to have dried up entirely, likely due to how many shekels he bilked in his lolsuit antics a couple years back, and he is either holding out for a publisher he deems high profile enough to throw him an offer or (far more likely IMO) he is holding out for literally any fucking publisher who might be interested in his concept of Tiny Tim getting assfucked in a Martian truckstop shit stall for 400 pages.
 
Negro is the fruit of the greater Milwaukee metropolitan area.
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You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it.
There's jig-kabobs, jig creole, jig gumbo.
Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried.
There's pineapple jig, lemon jig, coconut jig, pepper jig, jig soup, jig stew, jig salad, jig and potatoes, jig burger, jig sandwich.
That- that's about it.
Does he ever debone and stuff a few inside each other before roasting?

Like a turken?
 
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