Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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306h4Ge5eJUJ said:
He does it in bursts, if you check him somewhat regularly you can catch the times where he starts oinking every ten seconds. I assume he logs on whenever he has time, goes through his mentions, and starts to obsessively correcT the record. Sometimes he looks at stalker child profiles to find other posts he needs to correcT (which is why you can see him reply months later).

Mapping the time of day of posting across a few months could be interesting because it gives some insight into his sleep habits, but you probably need Xitter API access for that ($$$).
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As a matter of fact it’s happening right now lol he’s bitching at Brian and banishing stalkers to prison as we speak.
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First three screenshots of his twitter replies, he’s oinking up a storm.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Oh dear god I am actually in tears
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Making reference to Tiny Tim in Space/Tiny Tim gets Prolapsed on Pluto/Tiny Tim gets Rawdogged on Venus/Tiny Tim services Gloryholes in Alpha Centuri is all it takes to get a seething oink threat now even if fatrick is never directly mentioned

EDIT: ok he is xeeting every couple seconds now.....and it seems like he is going through the backlogs to NOCHILD each and every person who tagged him, mentioned him, referenced him, or made a vague allusion to him in the past couple weeks in which he has been relatively quiet on xitter. If this is the case then buckle yourselves in, because tonight is gonna be a fucking porcine avalanche
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There's no way he isn't using slave labor / AI to search Twitter constantly or like 100 buzzwords related to his lore. He has to have 'Tiny Tim' on some list.
 
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Pat may still be oinking up a storm, but t just doesn't feel the same. Nowadays all he puts effort into oinking about is politics (gay). The replies to funsters and friends feels so half assed, and those were always the most fun. It's been a long time since I've seen something as ridiculous as "no, child. You did not fart in my wife's vagina." or "no, child. I am not the baby sun from Teletubbies."
 
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Patrick S. Tomlinson might end up as the next Wisconsinite arrested for plotting to assassinate Trump. He is off the deep end.
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You would think a self professed 'gun guy' would know how hard it is to hit a 1cm diameter bullseye at 100m, let alone to time it perfectly with a head turn while under immense pressure . You'd be lucky to hit his head from that rooftop, let alone a non lethal area of the head - unless you're a natural born marksman. That gimpy lunatic was defo no recon sniper.

Say what you want about ZionDon milking the bullet that killed someone else - there's 0% chance that he or anyone associated with him arranged that shot, it was more likely that it would hit him dead on than that it would be a glancing shot even if they weren't trying to kill him.
 
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AnOminous said:
Yeah but he'll also probably go around suing people and with nearly unlimited money that would be a real pain in the ass for OnA and possibly even here. The war chest isn't bottomless.

I hope if it settles it's for nuisance value so that he'll still be smug about it but won't really be able to do anything with it but buy a bunch of Chubby's cheesesteaks and maybe a cell phone to get stolen by "youths."
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He won't sue anyone. No matter the amount, Piggy and Nikki will squander it all in less than 6 months and there will be nothing left to fund more lolsuits. New cars, crappy off-season vacations to tacky resorts, and all the usual, and unusual, garbage on which ghetto denizens fritter away their scratch off winnings. What he won't do with it is rebuild the garage to the half hovel, renovate the half hovel to bring it up to modern code standards, invest it in anything, not even something as low effort as tax-free bonds, or even stuff it in a MMA. Retard Nikki will make a really big donation to some woke rainbow cause or the other. Spend it on dentistry, Nikki you slattern. Piggy might buy himself a Rolex, either the ultimate douchebag watch, a gold yachtmaster , or the insanely tasteless Rainbow Daytona. So ugly. Pigman and wife will spend in ways too stupid to even imagine for normal people. Half of will go to booze. Both are alcoholics, it would seem. They will end up poorer than they are now.

He whom the gods would bring low, they first raise up. That way the fall is much greater. Give him a big chunk of Milwaukee's money. And watch the milk flow.
 
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What did he mean by this?
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Republicans are currently trying to pass a nation-wide bill that would require everyone to bring proof-of-citizenship when registering for the vote - such as a passport or birth certificate.
MSNBC & co are going with the talking point that that's unfair to married women who took their husband's last name, and thus don't have it on their birth certificate. Of course they could just bring the birth certificate and marriage certificate or whatever, but hey, that's technically more than other people have to do, and thus "unfair".
Schizo-libs on Reddit and Bluesky, including Patrick, are exaggerating this into "REEEEE Trump is disenfranchising tens of millions of women!"

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You would think a self professed 'gun guy' would know how hard it is to hit a 1cm diameter bullseye at 100m, let alone to time it perfectly with a head turn while under immense pressure .
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In the days after the assassination attempt, Patrick was on Twitter fueling conspiracy theories by insisting that it would have been an easy shot to take - and bragging that he in fact hit the bullseye at the shooting range from that distance many times.

Even if that second part wasn't another fat lie, it is of course ludicrous to compare a shot taken at the range (with peace of mind and no rush), to a shot taken in action (after rushing past Secret Service, climbing on a roof, muscles aching, heart racing, and "Oh shit the Secret Service sniper spotted me, gotta do it now now now 'cause I'll be dead in 1.5 second!")
 
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Anuddah attempt at getting a viral xeet
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The child in me demands its birth. Immediately.
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Is....is fatrick pregnant?

Is the porcine fetus demanding he be birthed immediately and fatrick is just repeating "no child, I will not give birth to you. Enjoy my womb." as he rubs his hideously inflated gut?

If so then who the hell is the father....WHO THE FUCK BRED PIG MAN BEFORE ME?!

Fuck my ass this is some NTR shit right here....
 
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Josh's Wudder said:
Child, it's known as the Milwaukee Ortolan, Pat's adaptation of a French delicacy. Not that an uncultured stalker like you would know.
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Negro is the fruit of the greater Milwaukee metropolitan area.
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You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it.
There's jig-kabobs, jig creole, jig gumbo.
Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried.
There's pineapple jig, lemon jig, coconut jig, pepper jig, jig soup, jig stew, jig salad, jig and potatoes, jig burger, jig sandwich.
That- that's about it.
 
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