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Presentation for bad guys is just as important as how tough they are. For instance, comparing Boltgun with Dark Forces, both of them are sprite-based FPS shooters with 3D backgrounds, but the latter did a better job building up the Dark Troopers than the former did with the Black Legion.

In Dark Forces, you see Vader and his new buddy, General Rom Mohc, sic the Dark Troopers onto a rebel-held world, and within moments of them landing on the planet, a battle starts........then stops. Later, Mon Mothma briefs you on what happened; a shielded rebel base inside a city just got annihilated within minutes by Dark Troopers. You encounter your first Dark Trooper at the mid-point of the game as the boss of a level, and they get stronger as the game moves on. The game uses the Dark Troopers sparingly, and as a result, they retain their special quality; they're not only damage sponges, but they can blow you away easily, as well. Imagine the Brutes from Halo 2, except they've got no headshot weaknesses, they've got weapons that can insta-kill you, and they've got jetpacks. Which makes sense why there's not even 20 of them in the game.

Meanwhile, in Boltgun, the Black Legion just happens to be on Graia. No buildup, nada. Just some Inquisitor telling you that there might be Chaos forces down there, and a vision of some Chaos sorcerer holding the planet in his grasp. Then come the second level, you meet your first Black Legion Space Marines without much fanfare or fuss; and you start killing them like they're just cultist mooks with extra health. So it doesn't really feel that special when you kill your first Black Legion Space Marine, and by the end, you're just killing them left and right, like they're mooks with extra padding. The only real threat among them are the ones who rush you and can revive themselves. Outside of them, killing the rest of the Black Legion, including their Terminator Marines, is about as mundane as stomping on a Goomba in Super Mario Bros., so long as you have enough ammo.

For example, you can use plasma guns against both the Dark Troopers and the Black Legion. But with the latter, killing them with a plasma gun is easy so long as you have enough ammo, and even their champions who rush you can be easily dispatched with plasma fire. Whereas with the Dark Troopers, it's advisable NOT to use the plasma cannon against the more primitive "shield and sword" Dark Troopers, because they can deflect your plasma bolts back at you, whereas with the second version of the Dark Troopers, they zip around the battlefield while firing their plasma cannons and missiles at you, making the fight much harder since you have to run really fast to avoid their plasma fire while you're trying to hit them with yours, and it'll take a considerable amount of plasma cannon fire to bring them down.

Both games are great, both games have a decent challenge curve and enough resources for you to win, but Dark Forces has better presentation for the Dark Troopers, as opposed to Boltgun just shoving the Black Legion in your face without much explanation as to why they're there or what they're after. The end result is that the player remembers the Dark Troopers as a genuine threat, whereas the Black Legion in Boltgun are just there to be your punching bags.
 
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I'm with TLS. Buying physical goods feels good. Going to Gamestop and picking over the used game shelf to find a gem back in the 00s was fun. Steam sales aren't fun. I don't even pay attention to them.
Here's another reason why physical copies are superior to digital copies. Fallout 3 and Red Dead Redemption have GotY editions, which means they include all their DLCs. Some GotY editions include the DLC as a code, but those could expire. Those games include the DLC in a separate disc. Actually, let me backtrack, I think for Fallout 3, disc 2 is only for the Xbox 360 since the PS3 version included it all in one Blu-Ray disc.
 
I'm with TLS. Buying physical goods feels good. Going to Gamestop and picking over the used game shelf to find a gem back in the 00s was fun. Steam sales aren't fun. I don't even pay attention to them.

Physical goods is one of those things that everybody says they want, but most do not really want.
 
People who rip on "meta slaves" are completely full of shit and only want to look cool. For all the whining and bitching about people "who only use the meta", I see a flat fucking zero people complain about me loading into whatever weekly rotation content with "meta gear". The only times I see people complaining about "meta slaves" is on some kind of forum where they have an audience or when I tell the one dragging his ass to start pulling his weight. Weird how all the kvetching ceases to be the moment weekly content has to get done and one dude can do 50% of the work while you plunk your ball hairs.

And, I'm going to be honest, the majority of what people chalk up to "following the meta" is just putting in some level of effort. It's not even that much effort; just press fucking buttons instead of standing their like the ugliest lawn gnome in IKEA.
 
Physical goods is one of those things that everybody says they want, but most do not really want.
You can feel nostalgia for past experiences without being willing to give up all the modern conveniences that made those past experiences go away. I enjoyed hunting in CD shops for obscure albums and talking music with the guys who ran the stores. That's gone now. If those shops were back, would I go there instead of just streaming music? No. But on the other hand, I listen to far less music now.
 
If you run in a circle, pick a different wall. You'll get one that takes you by the exit eventually.
This is pretty infallible for McDonalds mazes and irl mazes because the entrance and exit will always be on the exterior. If it works in a video game, the guy who designed it should've been more of an asshole.
 
Most Yakuza games are in the 6.5-7/10 range. I'm a fan of the franchise but honestly it's not a series known for pumping out mega hit after mega hit.
This is the hard truth for fans now that we have all the games. It's easy to imagine that every game we didn't get was some amazing experience we were missing out on, but once we got all of them it became abundantly clear that the series only really has two-three top tier entries.
 
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Most Yakuza games are in the 6.5-7/10 range. I'm a fan of the franchise but honestly it's not a series known for pumping out mega hit after mega hit.
Yea theyre very mediocre. They're all about quantity over quality. They have charm but their combat system is awful, there's no way to avoid damage so it's just a button masher through and through. All the styles and moves don't have any form of roles or niches, just style.
 
I'm with TLS. Buying physical goods feels good. Going to Gamestop and picking over the used game shelf to find a gem back in the 00s was fun. Steam sales aren't fun. I don't even pay attention to them.
the Gamestop in my town shuts its doors, sucks, but theres really nothing people can do about the rise of Digital Games
 
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the Gamestop in my town shuts its doors, sucks, but theres really nothing people can do about the rise of Digital Games
I don't like GameStop, but I like going to game stores to see what they have.

Scott the Woz said it best: used games can tell a story.


I see a game with multiple stickers on it; that game has been traded in a fair bit. I see a used game without the box art; either they lost everything but the disc or they lost the box art.
 
Die by the Sword is better than Dark Souls.
That game was completely bullshit, jank as fuck but really great at the same time. Fantastic in multiplayer! The ending is also great and really stood out at the time.

It's sad that the studio became another COD-grinder. One of the larger more important COD-grinders, but still.
 
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VSIM on a mouse replicated fencing will all the grace of an epileptic seizure but worked great with a pad. If it came on consoles a few years later it'd have a better chance to catch on. Hacking skeletons in multi never got old but campaign had memorable moments like riding on giant pendulum blades or as you said the final combat. I assume you're talking about combat cause the story and ending were little more than Conan the Barbarian: Dung Ages edition.

The ending credits slide from Descent from Undermountain, I wonder if Treyarch paid royalities for it or "borrowed" it or it was some stock free track.

But fuck the kobold maze and that tentacle monster.
 
Yea theyre very mediocre. They're all about quantity over quality. They have charm but their combat system is awful, there's no way to avoid damage so it's just a button masher through and through. All the styles and moves don't have any form of roles or niches, just style.
Maybe you are bad at the games.
Completed 0 & Kiwami on Legend and isn't difficult if you know to dodge/parry/counter.
Yakuza 3 Remastered is maybe the worst of Kiryu's mainline. Game feels like a chore, even with the counters.
 
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there's no way to avoid damage
lmao what is the dodge button dude what is r1 + x/a haha
By the way, I don't think anyone disagrees with Yakuza not being a 10/10 series. They're janky, low budget and "dumb fun", but in a world of boring and samey AAAAAAAAAAAslop (and indies are not much better), that's just what one wants. Hell, it worked with that Robocop game.
 
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