Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Major]

doesn't he still have his side piece? What kind of marriage is that? Who's the kid going to think she is, its aunt?

 

[Shittus Maximus II]

I can’t believe he’s actually married now

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Didn't that faggot say that marriage was a trap?

 

[Oliver Onions]

All of this to say that Dax is likely relishing in the fact that he is married (for the sake of it lmao). In his mind, he is owning all the sexless people in this website, but I'm not sure how long that feeling will last.

• Dating Maddox's sloppy seconds to own Maddox
• Defending Cuties to own the Farms
• Hiring an open pedophile as co-host to own the Farms
• Tanking your income to own an indifferent black businessman
• Impregnating Maddox's sloppy seconds to own the Farms
• Marrying Maddox's sloppy seconds to own the Farms

WHEN WILL THE WINNING END, CHAT

 

[Law]

Didn't that faggot say that marriage was a trap?

He-man woman-hater Hefner-wannabes who say marriage is a trap they'd never fall for and getting married. Name a more iconic duo.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Name a more iconic duo.

Dax and pedophiles

 

[I AM RETARDED!]

• Dating Maddox's sloppy seconds to own Maddox
• Defending Cuties to own the Farms
• Hiring an open pedophile as co-host to own the Farms
• Tanking your income to own an indifferent black businessman
• Impregnating Maddox's sloppy seconds to own the Farms
• Marrying Maddox's sloppy seconds to own the Farms

WHEN WILL THE WINNING END, CHAT

I basically thought same thing, but fuck man, what up with degenerates, like these fucks having kids to prove a point man, you don't need to have kids to own farms, especially if your known degenerate man child.

 

[Captain_Cocksucker]

I read this and all I could think is imagine if Ethan Ralph's kid had kids with dicks kid, that level of retardation might end the world

They would be the Kwisatz Haderach of lolcows known simply as the Krosseyed Halolcow, destined to have all the pronouns and plot armor that all lolcows have without any other purpose than to be milked for the lulz to death

 

[New & Improved Username]

They would be the Kwisatz Haderach of lolcows known simply as the Krosseyed Halolcow, destined to have all the pronouns and plot armor that all lolcows have without any other purpose than to be milked for the lulz to death

I wouldn't wish a pronoun troonfag child on even these assholes. The fewer troons, the better for us all. A plain old cocksucking faggot, race mixer or pain old white trash drama would be satisfactory.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I basically thought same thing, but fuck man, what up with degenerates, like these fucks having kids to prove a point man, you don't need to have kids to own farms, especially if your known degenerate man child.

You don't undahshtan, boy. Having keedz is the only way to put that broke dick motherfucker Johm Potter Moon in his place. Nothing else matters.

Now show me how many push ups you can do.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Marrying something that let Maddox inside it is dented behavior.

 

[AltisticRight]

So he's now officially cucking Maddox?

Hulagirl86 is Maddox's sloppy seconds.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I basically thought same thing, but fuck man, what up with degenerates, like these fucks having kids to prove a point man, you don't need to have kids to own farms, especially if your known degenerate man child.

It really is amazing how much this website has driven people to absurd lengths over nothing. This specific sector of personalities all tried buddying up with us only for it to end in them destroying themselves merely because we decided to voice negative opinions of them.

We are now at the point that three kids only exist because of their father's having a feud with this site.

 

[AnOminous]

I basically thought same thing, but fuck man, what up with degenerates, like these fucks having kids to prove a point man, you don't need to have kids to own farms, especially if your known degenerate man child.

And it's ridiculously easy to own the farms. Just don't give a shit about us. How is cyberbullying real nigga?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

They would be the Kwisatz Haderach of lolcows known simply as the Krosseyed Halolcow, destined to have all the pronouns and plot armor that all lolcows have without any other purpose than to be milked for the lulz to death

I can see him dooming the child by releasing the first photo of the baby wearing the Sonichu medallion

 

[gouffan]

So he is everything he preached against now, pretty funny.
They are both also pretty old to have kids, so the likelihood the kid comes out retarded is decently high

 

[Oliver Onions]

They are both also pretty old to have kids, so the likelihood the kid comes out retarded is decently high

If it doesn't come out retarded it'll definitely end up that way being raised by these two clowns.

 

[AltisticRight]

You will never be a real Maddox. You have no jokes, you have no charisma, you have no chin. You are a homosexual cow twisted by drugs and pornography into a crude mockery of Armenia's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out homosexuals with incredible efficiency. Even cows who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your bald head is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk woman home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected cow udder.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know juju the cow is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Mexican.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Lolcow78]

What do you kiwi's think, will Dick Jr become a lolcow ? I can't imagine a non autistic child coming from the unholy union of Dick and Marie, they're too old and neither of them are particularly good people, this child will be screwed both due to his genes and environment, don't even get me started on the people they associate themselves with, poor lad, at this point maybe a miscarriage would be for the better (and I hate saying that).

You fucks will be in the nursing home intergenerationally lolcowing. Good thing you won't pass it on to the next generation when you die (you won't have kids lol)

 

[Twilight Twill*^]

You fucks will be in the nursing home intergenerationally lolcowing. Good thing you won't pass it on to the next generation when you die (you won't have kids lol)

Calm down Maddax, is the body fat making you PMSing? lol

 

[Too Sneed to care]

So what are they going to name the little mutant spawn