Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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WeWuzFinns said:
Mama JF disappeared to be with null
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Fake news. Alison Rapp gave up her life of whoring and pegging her fiance to elope and be with Null after he was so smitten with her massive eyebags on stream.

Also let's end the speculation: Dick married Marie because the Internet bullied him into it. It's that simple.
 
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Xarpho's Return said:
Null is around 30-ish but also is a very private person. For all we know he can have a cute trad Eastern European girlfriend-wife who just never appears in his streams.
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lmao Null? Joshua Connor Fucking Moon? I don't mean to hate on him for no reason, but this man is an autistic retard. Mommy issues + autism don't go too well together.
All of this to say that Dax is likely relishing in the fact that he is married (for the sake of it lmao). In his mind, he is owning all the sexless people in this website, but I'm not sure how long that feeling will last.
 
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What do you kiwi's think, will Dick Jr become a lolcow ? I can't imagine a non autistic child coming from the unholy union of Dick and Marie, they're too old and neither of them are particularly good people, this child will be screwed both due to his genes and environment, don't even get me started on the people they associate themselves with, poor lad, at this point maybe a miscarriage would be for the better (and I hate saying that).
 
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TreatedSilk04 said:
What do you kiwi's think, will Dick Jr become a lolcow ? I can't imagine a non autistic child coming from the unholy union of Dick and Marie, they're too old and neither of them are particularly good people, this child will be screwed both due to his genes and environment, don't even get me started on the people they associate themselves with, poor lad, at this point maybe a miscarriage would be for the better (and I hate saying that).
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It's pretty much guaranteed. You don't have a geriatric pregnancy with drug-tainted tard jizz after fucking around with the Sonichu medallion.
 
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AnOminous said:
It's pretty much guaranteed. You don't have a geriatric pregnancy with drug-tainted tard jizz after fucking around with the Sonichu medallion.
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Especially when it’s still in the house influencing the kids development.

Wonder Boy said:
was cuties screened at the reception with KY lube handed out to all in attendance

stay classy dax
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I’m more curious how much Maddox was referenced. You know there just had to have been a cutout Maddox in the pews and at the ceremony.
 
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Shroom King said:
WTF? Didn't Dick spend the entire 2000's telling a whole generation of men to never get married because women are retarded whores? What a fag. I hope the resulting butt baby puts him in a coma due to massive blood loss.
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Well, he only married because he found the right retarded whore. Also, to own Null apparently.
AnOminous said:
It's pretty much guaranteed. You don't have a geriatric pregnancy with drug-tainted tard jizz after fucking around with the Sonichu medallion.
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Now that I think about it, have we ever gotten anyone who wore the Sonichu medallion to breed yet?
Oh dear, this might be a new frontier. For all we know, the poor baby's soul will be hijacked by Magi-Chan the moment it is born and become it's new vessel.
 
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Congratulations on 1488 pages!

Reminder that despite how "based and redpilled" Juju pretends to be, degenerates like him belong on a cross in any truly based and redpilled society. Marrying your sloppy seconds and artificially inseminating her with a test tube toddler doesn't change the fact he's a homosexual Mexican surrounded by obese pedophiles by choice.
 
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Something tells me the crowd that calls anything short of instant gratification or overt power fantasies “cucked” won’t be calling him a cuck… for some reason!

And if they do they’ll be the minority since Juju is a staple of their “sphere”.
 
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Glowie said:
So when is the divorce? E celeb love never lasts.
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You're probably right, but this relationship has went on for so long already. I'd have a hard time guessing. I didn't think it would ever last this long.

Marriage can change people, even if they were the same scumbags before. It's a long shot, but there might be more expectations of actual fidelity. I doubt he can handle that. I think the easy money is a bet it's going to be an open marriage. Nothing will really change except their legal status. That's going to suck for a kid to experience.
 
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TreatedSilk04 said:
What do you kiwi's think, will Dick Jr become a lolcow ? I can't imagine a non autistic child coming from the unholy union of Dick and Marie, they're too old and neither of them are particularly good people, this child will be screwed both due to his genes and environment, don't even get me started on the people they associate themselves with, poor lad, at this point maybe a miscarriage would be for the better (and I hate saying that).
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I read this and all I could think is imagine if Ethan Ralph's kid had kids with dicks kid, that level of retardation might end the world
 
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