Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Leadhead1311 said:
How does he pay rent? Like, I know he’s probably on benefits because he lives in the tax cattle farm known as the UK/Ireland, but surely that’s not enough to sustain food, rent, electricity, HRT, etc?
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As far as we know he lives with another troon, EFNO, who I think he was also engaged to at one point and maybe still is. EFNO actually works so it's likely Keffals is mooching off them and has very little overheads.

He's also probably still sitting on a huge portion of the ill-gotten $100k he grifted. I don't personally buy his claim that he blew it all on darkweb drugs.
 
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Loser Baby is a song about how it is as bad as you think it is, but that's okay because you're not the only one. In the context of the story, Angeldust feels better about his situation because he realizes that he has a friend that is in the same boat who offers support rather than judgement. It illustrates that having even one real friend can make a world of difference in a shitty situation. However, Lucas has no friends, and so will never get to have a nice sing along with someone who truly cares.
 
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I was looking for something in Keffals' VODs and noticed he already sang the "Loser, Baby" song a few streams back.



He starts crying and explains why Hazbin Hotel means so much to him. Apparently the character Valentino, a pimp and drug dealer, reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.


I'm honestly... I'll be real I'm trying to stop myself from crying now. That song means a lot to me. Okay, now I am crying. Actually, I'm crying.

It's both happy and sad. I've been through a lot in my life. Type 1 in chat if you've ever watched Hazbin Hotel. I want to know because I know there was drama around that show.

There was a time in my life years ago, many, many years ago before I started streaming, my early twenties. There was a man who was like the character Valentino. He was a pimp, he was a drug dealer. And the only reason that my life didn't take a path in a very dark direction was because my boyfriend at the time got so mad they punched a brick wall and broke their hand.

And that show and that character was the first time I really felt like I had been seen. Because that's the reality for so many people in the world and it's not something that gets talked about a lot. I don't want to get more into the specifics of that, but that song is very close to my heart.

We're all fucking losers doing what we can to cope with how much life sucks. But, if we shit together, and fish, things can end up okay.
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He sings the song again, this time in Italian.


 
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Lucas posted a photo of his tastefully Soviet Union-themed workout station.

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Also, in news that will surprise no one, Lucas is very clearly off the wagon. I won't take screenshots of all his retard-babbling in Discord, because who cares, but he left a voice message for Tipster in the middle of the night, slurredly demanding that he "play a game" and sounding like a wounded crackhead elephant.




(It's because of his "sleeping pills", what with their well-known side effects of making one stay up until 3 AM and get horny)

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A. G. Peak said:
I was looking for something in Keffals' VODs and noticed he already sang the "Loser, Baby" song a few streams back.

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He starts crying and explains why Hazbin Hotel means so much to him. Apparently the character Valentino, a pimp and drug dealer, reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.

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He sings the song again, this time in Italian.

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Well thank goodness he didn’t continue down that dark path, or by now he’d be some sort of drug-addicted sex-obsessed wastrel.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Oh 100%, In the past week LIJ has been spamming donation requests and has been getting progressively more extreme in their attempts to garner pity donations, first it was offering snippets of music they made to anyone who donated, then a few other things, and finally now they've decided to claim rape/sexual harassment.
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Good news, this person (Living In Jeopardy / Taco Bella / transanarchyceo / whatever other names), who is constantly in some kind of suicidal crisis and begging for donations, is putting out an album.

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The kicker:

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Nice $500 clip art collage, stupid.
 
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A. G. Peak said:
He starts crying and explains why Hazbin Hotel means so much to him. Apparently the character Valentino, a pimp and drug dealer, reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.
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Funnily enough, Hazbin Hotel was dragged on Twitter for having a poor representation of abuse victims and abuse itself.
 
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Lucas posted a photo of his tastefully Soviet Union-themed workout station.

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Also, in news that will surprise no one, Lucas is very clearly off the wagon. I won't take screenshots of all his retard-babbling in Discord, because who cares, but he left a voice message for Tipster in the middle of the night, slurredly demanding that he "play a game" and sounding like a wounded crackhead elephant.

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(It's because of his "sleeping pills", what with their well-known side effects of making one stay up until 3 AM and get horny)

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You mean to tell me Lucas gets drugged up and tries to fuck Tipster and the minors in his discord?
 
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Just got back. Too tired for alogging.
Sidenote: if every time that Keffals says "I don't care" you took a shot, you would die. Even if it was just water.
The cow is building a porn webscraper.
The bovine brought the cattle prod out again and reminds us of its masochism.

Chris chan is on CBR
 
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