Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Re(Runner)48]

Ignore the formatting errors, phoneposting is abysmal.

1. Some random cart narcs style youtuber nobody ever heard of or could predict. Ian has always had a weird obsession with childlike things, toy channels, prank videos and the like. Most of content cop and his channel has been about that. He announced the "return" of content cop like 3 times already. This is highly likely to be recycled unreleased content from years ago.

2. Asmongold. The way I see it, this would basically be the Elon Musk and Trump, and maybe even Sam Hyde content cops rolled into one. He can go after all of them at once. His owner Anisa, who decides what every content cop is about, has a irrational fear of asmongold. This would make the most sense as the politics slop option, as opposed to the children toy slop option.

3. Nuisance streamers

4. Nicholas DeOrio, Turkey Tom or equivalent commentary youtuber

5. Some boring mid level politics streamer like Steven Crowder or Ben Shapiro.

6. Copout fake joke video about one of the CC3 fighters

7. Pewdiepie. No way Anisa isn't seething at how pewds/marzia are better off and more successful. Despite not doing to self denouncement ritual.

8. MrBeast. Basically just option #1 but people know who he is. I don't think its that likely since he's sufficiently trannypilled and providing children for the hrt molestation moloch.

9. Kino Casino. Easily the funniest and most entertaining unlikely possibility. OMG look they're obsessed with my wife!

10. Joshua Conner Judas, AKA josh "null" moon owner and operator in chief of Mad At The Internet livestream and the kiwi farms. Anisa is basically confirmed to read her thread and they both love keffals so there is a 1% possibility

11. Leafy part 2 or other follow-up / where are they now video

Not going to happen:

Ethan Klein. Literally just because it would have to have been made too quickly. Remember he releases low effort political slop like 6 months after the topics relevant. He would need at least another half year to make a video this big.

Andrew Tate. I don't know why, I just don't see it. Its just Jake Paul again, too big and done to death already.

Froggy Fresh. Already addressed. What is there even to make content cop on?

Dark options:
Maxmoefoe. That wedding thing was still suspicious. Something about it doesn't sit right with me.
Hasan. They are anti-ethan. But that doesn't necessarily make them pro-hasan.
Ethan Ralph. Now totally irrelevant, desperate pigmonster. But what if Ian was secretely super into Ralph lore
Bigbunjeeee. They referenced one of his videos once

Where's our boy?

 

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Where's our boy?

In a completely different league, compared to the jomhas.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Hasan. They are anti-ethan. But that doesn't necessarily make them pro-hasan.

My negro they are massive fans of Hasan. Ian wishes he had a crumb of Hasan's enduring popularity despite all of Hasan's failures while Anisa most likely wants to fuck him. I don't see this happening.

 

[Piss Bear]

My negro they are massive fans of Hasan. Ian wishes he had a crumb of Hasan's enduring popularity despite all of Hasan's failures while Anisa most likely wants to fuck him. I don't see this happening.

If Hasan wasn't so conservative I could see Anisa trying to convince Ian to have a threesome with him LMFAO. Knowing how cucked Ian is, he would probably agree to it, and would end up just getting cucked and sitting in the corner...

... But sadly for Anisa, women with tattoos aren't his type.

 

[Metatron]

If Hasan wasn't so conservative I could see Anisa trying to convince Ian to have a threesome with him LMFAO. Knowing how cucked Ian is, he would probably agree to it, and would end up just getting cucked and sitting in the corner...

... But sadly for Anisa, women with tattoos aren't his type.

Anisa does not want Hasan for sex. She is definitely sexually frigid.

She just wants his clout and money. But she has nothing to offer to him except troubles and headaches.

 

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https://kick.com/kinocasinogaming/videos/bf6de3e2-dfd1-4997-a566-673e3843766d
05:36:15

for the segment on the jomhas if anyone is curious

 

[Zilch]

Anisa does not want Hasan for sex. She is definitely sexually frigid.

She just wants his clout and money. But she has nothing to offer to him except troubles and headaches.

This raises an interesting question;
is Anisa truly asexual, or is she just not attracted to Ian with his spindly little soy body.
She has tried to get Ian into lifting, boxing, trying to get him to bulk up. She likes that he's tall but she made fun of him for weighing less than her when they first started dating.
She has repeatedly thirsted over Hasan and his muscular physique (pinhead notwithstanding) and as he is her brother in islam, he gets minority points.
Is this an Amberlynn & Destiny vs Amberlynn & Becky situation type deal?
Or is Anisa too turbo-raped to ever truly want sex?

We all know clout and attention are what she values over all else but I do think it's possible she would pursue the turkroach if Ian weren't an obstacle.

 

[ReceiveAndAsk]

Discourse of the Content Cop trailer on r/h3h3productions. Most of the users seem to be in complete denial that this video could potentially be about Ethan, I don't think any of them realize how stupid Ian is and how shit his videos are now.
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(Just for the record I'm still not sold on the video being about his old content, his retarded apology basically covered all the bases and I think he said this as well in some podcast or somewhere)

r/iDubbbz is a warzone. There are three threads about this content cop (see here, here and here) and all of them are rampant with arguing about Ethan and his support of his people. Both sides have comments that have positive and negative karma. I implore you all to read these threads yourself, there's so much retardation just oozing out of them.
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Meanwhile, some of the Creator Clash 3 contestants are actually picking up the slack and doing Anisa and Ian's job by promoting the event. Today LA Beast dropped a video on his Twitter asking people to donate to the CC3 Tiltify page.
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Whether you like it or not the MCYTfags are the MVPs of the event as they're talking about the event constantly. Dream has been helping Sapnap train for the event and has injured himself in the process.
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Finally, Myth dropped a documentary about his training for CC3. I don't care about Myth so I didn't watch it, here's the video and a 360p archive in case you wanna see if there's anything interesting though:

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>Supporting Israel doing some good ol' fashioned genocide is right wing
Right.

 

[Billy Bong]

This banger popped up in my YT recommended:

 

[fuzzdew]

If the video is not about some political figure, which I think is very likely, it could be about some Tik Tok creator. We know Anisa is addicted to that app. Therefore, my pick is Ash Trevino. He would be very late though, since half of Youtube already made a video on her.

The fact it comes out on Sam's birthday is interesting though, but stirring up that hornet's nest again is uber retarded.

 

[Super Malario]

This raises an interesting question;
is Anisa truly asexual, or is she just not attracted to Ian with his spindly little soy body.

Every single twat that claims to be asexual is some sort of retard with mental problems, they only claim that to gain some crumb of attention due to their "special status".
Anisa is just a BPD whore who dug her own grave with Ian and is now stuck with him, this whole thread has shown time and time again how obsessed she was (and still is) for Chris Ray Gun, and now she wants Hasan for his status as a popular streamer.

 

[White Girl]

Mark my words the CC video is a desperate attempt for Ian to sell creator clash seats and PPV. He’ll most likely promote it about halfway through the video too.

Edit: we need some seat caps before and after the video comes out.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Pewdiepie

That would be so unbelievably pathetic that I can only hope with every fiber of my being that it’s true.

On one hand, you have a man admired by hundreds of thousands, remembered fondly by most, living in one of the most beautiful places on Earth. He’s buying land with a wife who’s not only perfect for him, but genuinely kind and full of personality. They have a lovable, healthy son, and he’s a millionaire in his mid-30s who never has to lift a finger again unless he wants to.

And then there’s Ian.
A washed-up embarrassment hated by most clinging to the last embers of relevancy, covered head to toe in desperate, disfiguring tattoos like a walking billboard from some ghetto, scrapping by maybe $2k a month from the wreckage of what used to be a career and whatever his “wife”, a widely loathed, crack-whore looking, BPD-riddled trainwreck can make selling herself online to strangers. A woman who can't decide if she wants Ian to be Hasan (lol lmao even) or some pretentious LA tattoo artist whose art looks like it was ripped out of a dollar-tree coloring book, all while she's probably getting railed by one, or both of them on the side, using Ian's dwindling cash to fund the whole circus.

There's more happiness in this 20-second clip than there is in the last 10 years of Ian's life - enjoy the childfree life, mister Johma lmao, you're here for the long haul.

 

[apolloday]

Mark my words the CC video is a desperate attempt for Ian to sell creator clash seats and PPV. He’ll most likely promote it about halfway through the video too.

I have no doubt he'll advertise CC3 in the video but I just have a hard time believing Ian is going to intentionally phone in Content Cop for a quick ad.
Content Cop is the only untarnished piece of his reputation. He's aware of this and Content Cop's name value. I'm very confident it'll be something that took a long time to make, which is why I thought someone continuously relevant and big enough to grab attention from a new audience like Mr Beast.

Just please GOD not someone like Elon. As long as it's a content creator, a TikToker, anyone.

 

[Vecna]

If the video is not about some political figure, which I think is very likely, it could be about some Tik Tok creator. We know Anisa is addicted to that app. Therefore, my pick is Ash Trevino. He would be very late though, since half of Youtube already made a video on her.

The fact it comes out on Sam's birthday is interesting though, but stirring up that hornet's nest again is uber retarded.

Maybe idubbz would do Ash back in the day, but today's Ian? I have doubts. Based on Ian's current YouTube trajectory, whoever he covers next will probably be someone or something safe and boring. Either that or another self-flagellation humiliation ritual directed by the world's best wife

 

[shoashuffle]

There's more happiness in this 20-second clip than there is in the last 10 years of Ian's life - enjoy the childfree life, mister Johma lmao, you're here for the long haul.

All of his former 'friends' are in happy relationships and/or doing better off in life.

Anus clearly doesn't love him, is draining his funds, and did only fans on the night of their tacky vegas wedding.

 

[ReceiveAndAsk]

That would be so unbelievably pathetic that I can only hope with every fiber of my being that it’s true.

On one hand, you have a man admired by hundreds of thousands, remembered fondly by most, living in one of the most beautiful places on Earth. He’s buying land with a wife who’s not only perfect for him, but genuinely kind and full of personality. They have a lovable, healthy son, and he’s a millionaire in his mid-30s who never has to lift a finger again unless he wants to.

And then there’s Ian.
A washed-up embarrassment hated by most clinging to the last embers of relevancy, covered head to toe in desperate, disfiguring tattoos like a walking billboard from some ghetto, scrapping by maybe $2k a month from the wreckage of what used to be a career and whatever his “wife”, a widely loathed, crack-whore looking, BPD-riddled trainwreck can make selling herself online to strangers. A woman who can't decide if she wants Ian to be Hasan (lol lmao even) or some pretentious LA tattoo artist whose art looks like it was ripped out of a dollar-tree coloring book, all while she's probably getting railed by one, or both of them on the side, using Ian's dwindling cash to fund the whole circus.

There's more happiness in this 20-second clip than there is in the last 10 years of Ian's life - enjoy the childfree life, mister Johma lmao, you're here for the long haul.

I really don't understand the desire for a Swede to raise a family in Japan of all places.

 

[Tablet County]

I really don't understand the desire for a Swede to raise a family in Japan of all places.

Why not? It's not like it's Uganda.

 

[Metatron]

This raises an interesting question;
is Anisa truly asexual, or is she just not attracted to Ian with his spindly little soy body.
She has tried to get Ian into lifting, boxing, trying to get him to bulk up. She likes that he's tall but she made fun of him for weighing less than her when they first started dating.
She has repeatedly thirsted over Hasan and his muscular physique (pinhead notwithstanding) and as he is her brother in islam, he gets minority points.
Is this an Amberlynn & Destiny vs Amberlynn & Becky situation type deal?
Or is Anisa too turbo-raped to ever truly want sex?

We all know clout and attention are what she values over all else but I do think it's possible she would pursue the turkroach if Ian weren't an obstacle.

From having followed Anisa for a long time, I know that she doesn't enjoy/understand sex. You can see it in her OF leaks. They look like ISIS hostage pics. No sensuality, no horny, no desire to create desire. Just like a turkish butcher holding up a piece of lamb saying "hey look at meat". With Anisa there is (partial) nudity, but there is no sexuality.

The reason why she is like that is still unclear. She may have been touched funny as a kid and repressed the memory. I highly doubt she would keep quiet about it if she remembered it. (I know she did that tiktok dance about being raped in highschool but I don't believe it to be true, just like her many lies).

She does use sex as a bait to try to get a (so-called) man, but it's like a retarded fisherman who hates fishing so much and can only somehow catch the most retarded of fish, Ian.

I don't think she can even understand attraction, nor has she been attracted to anyone ever. She only likes money, clout and attention.

Even if she managed to get Hasan Piker, in Los Angeles, in his house, she wouldn't do much except give some dry pussy to get him to accept her. Plus, she is lazy. Getting a more successful man requires effort.

With icukkkz she realized she doesn't need to use her pussy anymore years ago, and he accepted this. We know he doesn't know whether his wife's pussy is shaved. They haven't had sex in a very long time. A more successful and manlier man would not want her and if he somehow did, he wouldn't tolerate a dead bedroom if he has options to fuck prettier, younger, and less fucked up women.

It could be one of the reasons why she stays with him. He is low maintenance, no need to please him, agrees with anything she says, she can humiliate him forever, and he still has some cash for now (surely this will dry up soon).

Also, just like she mimicries who she perceives as cool women, she makes him copy who she thinks is a guy with clout/interesting hobbies etc. You can see it in the mullet, the tattoos, the boxing, the golden tooth. Because she thinks it will elevate her.

She either steals valor from him or turns him into a scapegoat depending on the situation. If idubbz does (or used to do) something cool, she can take credit for it. (Content cop? She took credit for it)
And if it bombs, it's Ian's fault (she said Ian forced her to do OF).

She doesn't love him, but she is a parasite very comfortable with a host that is too much of a drugged-up simp to do anything anymore and who doesn't want to admit defeat to own the chuds. Sunken cost fallacy is a bitch.

He ruined his career and soon his life. It's not her fault, she is just a parasitic succubus, that's just her nature.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I know who the content cop is going to be about. I have decided to be the most positive poly EVER recorded in human history!

It's going to be about Anisa's tattoo artist and he's just going to straight up show edited images from her only fans with the designs on it and talk about how ugly and mismatched they all are. She has talked about him shitting himself for the last time.