Animal Breeding Horror Show - Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The typical XL bully owners have moved on to Cane Corso and Malinois dogs now.

Heard chavs were shitting those dogs up. Figured it would happen after the XL bully ban.

 

[Scarlet Imperial]

In the UK doodles and XL Bullies (not so much since ban!) are bred by chavvy retards. So not only are the doodles a mix of two (originally) working breeds (and god knows what else) they are unlikely to have an optimal early rearing before becoming imprisoned in a woman's sitting room.

The typical XL bully owners have moved on to Cane Corso and Malinois dogs now.

Is anyone surprised, I mean REALLY surprised? Before pitbulls/"bullies" it was german shepherds, before them rottweilers, before them dobermans, etc. Shitfucks will always follow a trend that they think makes them look cool, and if you ban one kind of dog they'll just move to another one and make its reputation just as bad. Breed legislation is so retarded - it completey ignores the actual problem in favor of idiots who don't know a chiweenie from a purebred beagle telling all the experts in the field how it REALLY is. Anyone who deals with dogs regularly knows how important early socialization and training is, I would argue it's a bigger factor than a dog's breed in how it turns out as an adult. All the dipshits who breed or buy these dogs off of reputation should be shot, they're the reason so many people and pets get mauled and so many dogs get rejected and put down every year.

 

[AnOminous]

The way that big guy walks breaks my heart.

That poor dog is going to have a short lifespan and horrible joint issues.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

That poor dog is going to have a short lifespan and horrible joint issues.

Even the longer lived mastiffs like the cane corso develop heartbreaking joint issues when they get old. My first corso had to be put down at 13 because she could no longer walk without randomly plopping down on the ground. Giant breeds are some of the most heartbreaking dogs to bring into your life because they will develop these issues no matter how many supplements and pain pills you give them.

 

[Näkki]

Even the longer lived mastiffs like the cane corso develop heartbreaking joint issues when they get old. My first corso had to be put down at 13 because she could no longer walk without randomly plopping down on the ground. Giant breeds are some of the most heartbreaking dogs to bring into your life because they will develop these issues no matter how many supplements and pain pills you give them.

Irish Wolfhounds and great danes always pop into my head. I've always been interested in wolfhounds for their personality, but damn the heartbreak. Such short lifespans, always eventual fluid buildups since their bodies simply can't pump enough..

Really a shame since they do have lovely characters.

I'm now even regretting getting larger dogs, since I recently checked and both are considered senior by now. They're both so fit though, I refuse to acknowledge it except with different supplements for their raw feed.

And here those fuckers don't even care about lifespan or character.

 

[woduqu]

2) Wolven Gazehounds. Literally named after a deviant art OC.

Literally just a skinny Malinois, LMAO. Not a fancy mutt, or any kind of mutt, at all. The dark sable coat pattern is less common, but not even rare per se. Here's one example out of a million I could post:

 

[Elderly beef taco]

Literally just a skinny Malinois, LMAO. Not a fancy mutt, or any kind of mutt, at all. The dark sable coat pattern is less common, but not even rare per se. Here's one example out of a million I could post:

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Yes, but created by crossing a bunch of random dogs...none of them even look the same.
These 2 were the first 2 breed examples:

 

[woduqu]

Yes, but created by crossing a bunch of random dogs...none of them even look the same.
These 2 were the first 2 breed examples:
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Unless they have linked to Embark DNA results of the dog, I don't believe it for a second. I'm not criticizing you at all, to be clear, but I'm saying these people are just retarded scammers. Take a dark sable Malinois and claim you spent 20 years refining and perfecting some novel breed made of 20 other breeds... profit or something? I don't know, but they're lying. It's a textbook dark Malinois, down to the white chest patch.

 

[Elderly beef taco]

Unless they have linked to Embark DNA results of the dog, I don't believe it for a second. I'm not criticizing you at all, to be clear, but I'm saying these people are just retarded scammers. Take a dark sable Malinois and claim you spent 20 years refining and perfecting some novel breed made of 20 other breeds... profit or something? I don't know, but they're lying. It's a textbook dark Malinois, down to the white chest patch.

Fair, it could be she used an image of one as a breeding goal, she also has CG mock-up pics.
The others are pretty clearly just fancy mutts. She actually has images of the parent dogs and breaks down and DNA information on site.
The goal is for them to be calm, easy going dogs so i suspect an actual Malinois would be a bit out of the question.

 

[James done did it]

A SLAM adjacent topic we've probably all seen in the recent news is the "de-extinction" of "dire wolves." Needless to say, these are not actually a true transgenic SLAM. In fact they're arguably less of a scientific advancement than glofish were. Let's start with the facts.

This is what most reconstructions of dire wolves look like:



This is what they're claiming is a dire wolf:


Note the large ears and long snout. And the fact that they chose a leucistic coloration (based on some samples that suggest such a coloration might have existed among dire wolves, oh and it just so happens that it matches human aesthetic preferences and pop culture depictions), gave them BASED ROMAN names to get silicon valley autistic retards interested, then gave the third one a GOT name and posed one with fucking GRRM.

Then realize that this 'de extincted' dire wolf contains literally 0 dire wolf DNA. DNA samples are a challenge with dire wolves despite there being an abundance of subfossil remains because the massive majority of those remains come from the La Brea tarpits and the natural petrochemical seeps have contaminated those bones. So instead what was done is they supposedly looked at "new data" on dire wolf DNA and made modifications to several genes to make the grey wolf DNA more similar. Note that current scientific consensus is that dire wolves are more closely related to jackals and bush dogs and are believed to have evolved in the Americas, in relative isolation from the grey wolf which evolved in Eurasia and then migrated to the Americas.



But wait! They're shifting the goalposts!



Obviously this is a complete and utter cope.

Dire wolves largely look and act very similarly to grey wolves, and it's likely that one of the primary reasons for their extinction was competition with grey wolves and humans for a diminishing then vanishing supply of megafaunal prey. Which more or less refutes the entire argument this company has made for de-extincting them. There is no point in genetically engineering an apex predator that was a product of an ecosystem rich in megafauna that no longer exist. They have no niche and if introduced into the wild would either be outcompeted by, or simply interbreed with extant grey wolf populations. Further diluting wild-type wolf genomes that have already seen major introgression from domestic dog and coyote DNA in many of the fringes of their ranges. There's no ecosystem service this offers that a grey wolf doesn't.

In short, these are cope wolves designed as a marketing campaign for a meme/scam of a bioscience company. It has other, much more challenging de-extinction goals such as the tasmanian tiger and dodo but those are leagues above this in difficulty and there is virtually 0 chance this company has the chops to be the first ones to pull those off. Dogs have long been used as model animals for cloning and gene editing experiments, neither a bird nor a marsupial has ever been cloned. These people are just slamniggers in labcoats.

 

[Scarlet Imperial]

These people are just slamniggers in labcoats.

random.txt worthy

 

[supersock12345]

I didn't realize that people specifically bred munchkin cats until I read this thread. I owned a munchkin cat for around 10+ years; she wasn't specifically bred for it and was the only one of her litter with the mutation. She lived a long happy life, but in my personal opinion I don't think they should be bred for it.
My main issue is that she lacked what I consider one of the most important abilities in a cat; the ability to jump. My munchkin cat could barely even jump onto the couch, she had to claw her way up the sides of stuff that any other cat would be able to jump 2-3 times higher than. Whenever she would jump down from something it would make an audible thud because of her inability to properly absorb the impact of the fall with her legs. She was also the only obese cat I've ever owned, and I think her lack of mobility contributed to this.

While she did manage to adapt to it, I do think it limited her quality of life somewhat significantly.

(her stubby little front paws are easy to see in this picture)

 

[Crex Crex]

Why would you spend tons of money to revive an extinct canid that died out a paltry 12.000 years ago when skeemniggers have revived creatures from the Permian in their backyard using only dog cum?

 

[Elderly beef taco]

I didn't realize that people specifically bred munchkin cats until I read this thread. I owned a munchkin cat for around 10+ years; she wasn't specifically bred for it and was the only one of her litter with the mutation. She lived a long happy life, but in my personal opinion I don't think they should be bred for it.
My main issue is that she lacked what I consider one of the most important abilities in a cat; the ability to jump. My munchkin cat could barely even jump onto the couch, she had to claw her way up the sides of stuff that any other cat would be able to jump 2-3 times higher than. Whenever she would jump down from something it would make an audible thud because of her inability to properly absorb the impact of the fall with her legs. She was also the only obese cat I've ever owned, and I think her lack of mobility contributed to this.

While she did manage to adapt to it, I do think it limited her quality of life somewhat significantly.
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(her stubby little front paws are easy to see in this picture)

The main logic I've heard that munchkin cats are healthy is because they have bendier backs than a dog. That's it though.
Any animal that is so pushed from it's natural form is gonna have issues. Even jf it's not intentional.

 

[VisceraNexus]

The main logic I've heard that munchkin cats are healthy is because they have bendier backs than a dog. That's it though.

And this isn't even accurate, lordosis is exceedingly common with munchkin breeds, so that extra flexibility in cats is basically nullified.

 

[Smooth Jazz]

 

[A.P. Hill]

Why would you spend tons of money to revive an extinct canid that died out a paltry 12.000 years ago when skeemniggers have revived creatures from the Permian in their backyard using only dog cum?

The Toadline wiggers deserve at least a Nobel Prize nomination for reverse-engineering Tiktaalik. Give them a couple generations and the bullies will have gills and flippers.

 

[Otterly]

I look forward to seeing sabretooth bullies with teeth longer than their legs, propped up on the teeth with little legs spinning in the wind

 

[Stan]

Note the large ears and long snout. And the fact that they chose a leucistic coloration (based on some samples that suggest such a coloration might have existed among dire wolves, oh and it just so happens that it matches human aesthetic preferences and pop culture depictions), gave them BASED ROMAN names to get silicon valley autistic retards interested, then gave the third one a GOT name and posed one with fucking GRRM.

Then realize that this 'de extincted' dire wolf contains literally 0 dire wolf DNA. DNA samples are a challenge with dire wolves despite there being an abundance of subfossil remains because the massive majority of those remains come from the La Brea tarpits and the natural petrochemical seeps have contaminated those bones. So instead what was done is they supposedly looked at "new data" on dire wolf DNA and made modifications to several genes to make the grey wolf DNA more similar. Note that current scientific consensus is that dire wolves are more closely related to jackals and bush dogs and are believed to have evolved in the Americas, in relative isolation from the grey wolf which evolved in Eurasia and then migrated to the Americas.

This is not new. There was a cohort of 1930's technocrats who tried to "revive" the Aurochs through selective breeding, and they had a similar result: a cow that sort of resembles an aurochs on a superficial level but is not really provably an aurochs, because it doesn't have to fill the same ecological niche (no one is expecting these "dire wolves" to actually live on their own in the wild) nor did the breeders have enough data to really do more than make a cow LOOK like the aurochs.

Same shit but different technology I guess. Nothing was "de extincted", at best, a wolf was remodeled to resemble an ancient predecessor. I don't really think twenty genes is the whole difference between the two... dire wolves and normal grey wolves have millions of years of divergence between.

 

[Crex Crex]

This is not new. There was a cohort of 1930's technocrats who tried to "revive" the Aurochs through selective breeding, and they had a similar result: a cow that sort of resembles an aurochs on a superficial level but is not really provably an aurochs, because it doesn't have to fill the same ecological niche (no one is expecting these "dire wolves" to actually live on their own in the wild) nor did the breeders have enough data to really do more than make a cow LOOK like the aurochs.

Reviving the Aurochs has a point at least. It went extinct recently and cattle are it's domesticated descendant, it is theoretically possible to make an animal that looks and behaves like an Aurochs through selettive breeding. In fact, modern attempts at it are getting relatively close.

Autochs and even Mammoths are still within the realm of possibility, but these "dire wolves" are a complete crock of shit. They are exactly like smashies in that they only exist for knuckledragging retards to gawk at so they can throw money at the people who bred them, except they appeal to silicon freaks and autistic nerds instead of wiggers and beaners.