Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Nanashi no kiwi]

It’s also sold as a powder, and one gram is the equivalent of like a thousand doses. Thus lots of hilarious and potentially lethal eyeballing incidents…

OT but I have to ask because I can't figure out from Google: is "eyeballing" literally dissolving it in water and taking it as eyedrops, or just estimating the amount without properly measuring it?

Never mind, found it on my own. Still baffled as to why anyone would do that shit since it sounds like it would burn like a mofo, but then I'm not a junkie.

 

[Fapcop]

OT but I have to ask because I can't figure out from Google: is "eyeballing" literally dissolving it in water and taking it as eyedrops, or just estimating the amount without properly measuring it?

Lol… What do you think?

 

[Zemblan Physics]

The thing about benzos is that they’re pretty hard to kill yourself with, unless you mix them with alcohol or other CNS depressants. You can, however, die from the withdrawal. Benzo DT:s are scary motherfuckers. Stay away from da joose, kiwi frens. And no, you don’t drip them on your eye balls…

Anyway, Vicky spent the night sperging about Dead Poets Society. Now, I found the movie profound too when I was 11 years old, but this is from an adult woman:




She’s like a slightly more comprehensible Joe Lavery with her musings. Critical studies were invented for people like her.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Why did robin Williams’ character encourage that father and son to meet eye to eye instead of simply telling the boy to cut his dick off and become a sex pest? Clearly a movie villain

 

[Muskcarpone]

If she liked Dead Poets Society, Breakfast Club will blow her mind.

 

[AfghanBlue]

OT but I have to ask because I can't figure out from Google: is "eyeballing" literally dissolving it in water and taking it as eyedrops, or just estimating the amount without properly measuring it?

Never mind, found it on my own. Still baffled as to why anyone would do that shit since it sounds like it would burn like a mofo, but then I'm not a junkie.

I put vape juice in my eye the other day because it was next to an identical sized bottle of eye drops,
It supringly didn't hurt at all.
It's kind of a crapshoot what hurts and what doesnt.
If someone was putting benzos in their eyes, (lol, they weren't) it probably woudlnt hurt either cos benzos were always tasteless or slightly sweet and chalky if you chewed them, not horrible like other pills.

Anyway. RIP the bad old times with the online benzos.
RIP like 9 different friends, always male because they are more stupid. But the lasses all got megaraped while more or less unconscious, so. Sucked for everyone.

 

[Breadbear]

OT but I have to ask because I can't figure out from Google: is "eyeballing" literally dissolving it in water and taking it as eyedrops, or just estimating the amount without properly measuring it?

Never mind, found it on my own. Still baffled as to why anyone would do that shit since it sounds like it would burn like a mofo, but then I'm not a junkie.

So for our ESL friends, eyeballing a measurement is just looking at it and saying "yeah, that looks about right." It's not putting drugs into your eyeballs.

I'm going to say this is a valid question with the hat-shitting retardation you see online - especially in the Web 1.0 era.

 

[sarna]

So for our ESL friends, eyeballing a measurement is just looking at it and saying "yeah, that looks about right." It's not putting drugs into your eyeballs.

I'm going to say this is a valid question with the hat-shitting retardation you see online - especially in the Web 1.0 era.

I'm pretty sure a non-zero number of goons did in fact try to eyedrop the stuff.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

It's not putting drugs into your eyeballs.

For completeness' sake I'd like to add that a friend at college's party trick was doing a shot of vodka through his eye but I don't think it actually did anything. No idea where the liquid went, it makes me queasy to think about so I never asked.

I also recall a leftover crack/choking victim lyric of "stick a needle in my eye" but think that's hyperbolic, I've known many IV drug users with fucked veins and none did so but there are blood vessels there so wouldn't surprise me if some tried.

Most druggies who invest in scales get cheap ones that are not accurate to the milligram. They will also do stupid shit like put them on an uneven surface. Some of the drugs available online in web 1.0 had extremely non-linear effect profiles so being a few milligrams out was quite a big deal. If you find yourself buying suspect bags of powder active at very low doses, invest in good scales and use them properly. The former kinda obliterates ability to do the latter so its best to avoid tbh.

Back on topic, we are coming up to Easter. In the UK, second semester exam season starts directly afterwards. Does it work the same in the US? I.e. when can we expect more dramatics as she concocts excuses to miss them all?

Will she be given a resit option? I don't recall hearing anything about her first semester exams, are you allowed to resit the entire years worth? Or does she have essay-only classes? I couldn't find anything with basic googling. We all expect her to fail but I'd like to know when we will find out and how much entertainment we are likely to enjoy from it.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Back on topic, we are coming up to Easter. In the UK, second semester exam season starts directly afterwards. Does it work the same in the US? I.e. when can we expect more dramatics as she concocts excuses to miss them all?

Will she be given a resit option? I don't recall hearing anything about her first semester exams, are you allowed to resit the entire years worth? Or does she have essay-only classes? I couldn't find anything with basic googling. We all expect her to fail but I'd like to know when we will find out and how much entertainment we are likely to enjoy from it.

If she's in her first year she might not have any exams at all.
Often universities only count a small percentage of the first year for the overall grade, and that's based on assignments.
What the fuck do I know though, it's got every likelihood of being different in America.
If they do it like that she might have a chance of not getting the boot, because marks wise, the degree isn't nessecarily a write off... But honestly I doubt that will save her anyway. The writing is very much on the wall for them, in terms of what her performance will look like in the following academic years. And this isn't her first chance either. AND she's not just quietly failing, she's being a pain in the arse and a drain on time and resources, and angling for even more than shes getting.

The academic year will be early ending though so she might be getting word very soon about getting the

 

[Sperghetti]

At least in my experience, your first year was just the same as every other year: Fall semester finals around the beginning of December, spring semester finals around the beginning of May. You had a final in every class, and if you didn't pass a final, you had to take that class (or an equivalent that would meet that requirement) again until you did before you could graduate.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I still think she's been cut off from opiates. My money's on the xannies. She's a poster girl for a benzo addiction.

She’s taking the Guntpill.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I still think she's been cut off from opiates. My money's on the xannies. She's a poster girl for a benzo addiction.

She’s taking the Guntpill.

If she's in her first year she might not have any exams at all.
Often universities only count a small percentage of the first year for the overall grade, and that's based on assignments.
What the fuck do I know though, it's got every likelihood of being different in America.
If they do it like that she might have a chance of not getting the boot, because marks wise, the degree isn't nessecarily a write off... But honestly I doubt that will save her anyway. The writing is very much on the wall for them, in terms of what her performance will look like in the following academic years. And this isn't her first chance either. AND she's not just quietly failing, she's being a pain in the arse and a drain on time and resources, and angling for even more than shes getting.

The academic year will be early ending though so she might be getting word very soon about getting the

It is extremely different in America lmao.
Now Ivy League schools will have extensive hand holding to get wealthy kids graduated. You can see it with Jazz Jennings. NYU is a step below Ivy so it might be similar.

But regardless, you can royally fuck up your GPA freshman year. Most classes have finals. Many have final projects that can’t be done on a whim. At land grants it’s possible to flunk out as a freshman. To flunk out you have to completely blow off school but I think Victoria might be doing that.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

All of Vicky's college stories are either blowing off school, trauma dumping on her professors, bragging about how she's too special to stick to word counts, or doing weird spinny shit with her powerchair while shitting her pants and making her classmates get her medicinal gatorade.

Vicky documents every moment of her waking life and overplays her achievements, yet we haven't heard about a single successful assignment or test. I'd be honestly surprised if she's done a single piece of coursework and had it graded without getting some deferment or conceded pass off the back of a bullshit sob story.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I'd be honestly surprised if she's done a single piece of coursework and had it graded without getting some deferment or conceded pass off the back of a bullshit sob story

She’s building up to another sob story right now.


I hope they don’t admit her, but she tweeted this 16 hours ago and nothing since then. She’s such a little fat leech.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

She’s building up to another sob story right now.

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I hope they don’t admit her, but she tweeted this 16 hours ago and nothing since then. She’s such a little fat leech.

I just can't figure out what part of the "NVD can't keep anything down" workup she finds so alluring. Surely they have learned better than to give her opiates for the professed 13/10 pain. She's even allergic to the turkey sandwiches. What does that leave?

 

[Fapcop]

I just can't figure out what part of the "NVD can't keep anything down" workup she finds so alluring. Surely they have learned better than to give her opiates for the professed 13/10 pain. She's even allergic to the turkey sandwiches. What does that leave?

I’d reckon they’d go the easy route first.
Put her somewhere with a saline drop, and just leave her alone for 12 hours, before going back in and going: “Well, your fluid levels seem alright, it seems like it’s a stomach virus, we’re going to release you since there’s not much else we can do!”

And she’ll of course keep sperging and coming back until some Doctor either gives in, or didn’t read the chart properly and admits her for a battery of tests.

 

[Fapcop]

I just can't figure out what part of the "NVD can't keep anything down" workup she finds so alluring. Surely they have learned better than to give her opiates for the professed 13/10 pain. She's even allergic to the turkey sandwiches. What does that leave?

She’s not too smart. If she really wanted opiates, there are plenty of diseases or medical issues that would warrant opiates but are simultaneously hard/impossible to diagnose with a test.

Maybe stomach pain has just worked for her in the past? Ngl, I’ve seen even junkies and people on methadone get dilaudid for stomach pain. Some docs just come down on the side of benefit of doubt since stomach things can be so excruciatingly painful.

 

[horse toots]

NYU's academic calendar is an interesting accompaniment to the sob-story seed:

As we near the last chance to exit the semester with grace and humility, it seems awfully convenient to have emergency shitting drama. It's like...textbook munchie diversion tactics.

Anyway, can't wait to see how this semester ends. Will she weasel her way into an incomplete, pass the semester like some kind of average pleb, or screech "ableism!" when she finds out rules still apply to her, shitting or not?!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Surely they have learned better than to give her opiates for the professed 13/10 pain. She's even allergic to the turkey sandwiches. What does that leave?

Compazine and ass-pats? Maybe this is about getting a note for school.

Is she working on prereqs for a port-a-cath? I can't articulate why, but she doesn't seem to have the same goals as the usual tube/cath/TPN munchie girls, NPO x̄ Starbucks.