Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

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Today at work, I was busy walking around putting some stray things away, and out of the corner of my eye, I caught a very tall "woman" with a hunched back and neck in the health and beauty section. I've been lurking around in the Stinkditch subforum for some time, and the hunch was the biggest but also immediate giveaway for me that this might be a troonie. When the tall "woman" turned around, he and I made eye contact, and in my head, I could definitely tell that this person was trans.

The brow ridge was the second thing I noticed after the hunch. He was of average weight, white, and had bright dyed red hair. He was also wearing a yellow sundress and had two mosquito bite moobies in the front. What disturbed me was not necessarily his physical appearance, but the fact that he had a very young girl with him. The kid looked to be around ten years old and was holding his hand.

Another customer, an older woman, waved hello to them and came up to give the girl a hug. It additionally disturbed me that there was a non-trans adult who knows that this person has access to a child and is seemingly fine with it. Would've tried to snap a picture of the trooner if I wasn't working. I'm also hoping that he isn't the kid's legal guardian even though I hate that she was left alone with him at all.
 
Saw a skinny heterosexual couple walking in front of me today. For some reason, this couple made me feel jealous. I guess I was particularly lonely and self concious, I don't know. Then the man turned his head slightly and I saw really long, curly hair slide out from his puffy jacket. Then they walked away, and I never got to see either of their faces. But I just knew from behind. It's always the men with long hair. I felt pretty weird about being jealous after that.
 
Nothing too amazing but saw a pooner with her two normal female friends yesterday. Pooner had shaggy fantasy red hair, piercings, and a pube beard. She was obviously instantly female from her face, giggly mannerisms, body, and tomboy clothes. Even though her clothes were from the men’s section it was like baggy jeans and a thrifted Hawaiian shirt and idk something about the selection just screamed pooner. Nothing a man would actually wear.

Very like this, just with facial hair.
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To think pooners will go around looking like this and think everyone believes they’re men.
 
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Very like this, just with facial hair.
I knew a pooner like this in college. I hung out with her and no, she did not at all try to appear masculine, dyed hair in a bob and baggy jeans with a chain, just a tomboy really. Later she identified as non-binary before accepting reality and being female. Of course, nothing about her appearance has changed.
 
A week ago me and a friend were standing behind someone who had one of those clear backpacks to show off buttons while in line at an ice cream place. Oily hair, body odor, and his backpack was filled with buttons similar to and including "Kill Transphobes", "Not Today Jesus!", and the classic "Trans women are women." When he finally got to the front of the line, he spoke so quietly that he was asked to repeat what he said 7 times before whining to himself and leaving with nothing in his hands. That situation was probably a months worth of social interaction for that guy.
 
To think pooners will go around looking like this and think everyone believes they’re men.
They don't need to pass or have any stranger think so either. It's exhibitionism; they already shared 5 selfies that day to their Discord grooming circles and walk around wet/half-chub about it, squirming with excitement to post about their gender 'euphoria' to all their friends. The fact troons cling to goth/Nirvana era clothing really just underlines how uniform that shit was. "We're just dressing how we like to fuck the mainstream" except they all look like. A literal uniform. These days I'll see 5 zoomers walk around with the same haircut and 3 outfits shuffled between them. It's like looking up a guide on how to be unique.

I knew a pooner like this in college. I hung out with her and no, she did not at all try to appear masculine, dyed hair in a bob and baggy jeans with a chain, just a tomboy really. Later she identified as non-binary before accepting reality and being female. Of course, nothing about her appearance has changed.
It's always lovely to see women almost.. magically.. organically, INSTINCTUALLY PERHAPS? become pink-pilled feminine breeders around their late 20s. Maybe all their friends quit being edgy or settled into comfortable clothes cause they found their man and have kids. It's funny how women on social media are these goddesses to appeal to, but all the while they often exercise a whole array of trendchasing to adhere to whatever's considered appealing at the time. The basic blonde singer girl from school could very well have had her "thicc goth mommy" phase at 28 in tandem with her onlyfans debut.
 
Came out of the deli with the sandwiches looking for my husband. Three gals were hoofing it in my direction, but I was focused on finding my husband. These three gals finally pass me and I hear this breathless but deep voice speaking an octave higher than what's natural, "Oh! There's the comic shop!"
It was a troupe of trannies dressed like the sluts of their generation. At least these ones had some skill at playing dress up. The detail that brings me to share this with you all is that they were holding hands. A polycule!
I caught sight of my husband and was so excited to point them out and tell him what I saw. His response was to quote Joe's Garage "were they snorting detergent and plooking each other?"
 
I saw a pooner a couple of days ago at the convenience store as I was checking out. Had a full beard and was wearing loose cargo pants, but she was only about 4 foot and had the typical petite frame that betrays most pooners. The main takeaway was that I clocked her by how she walked, which I never thought possible. I don't how to put it in words, maybe certain women have a gait or stride men don't? All I know is my ape brain detected her in my peripheral, said "that's a lady", and then I look over to a tiny lil' dood with a beard. They really are like skinwalkers, you get a faint Twilight-Zone feeling looking at them, but you ultimatley just feel sad for them (unlike the male troons).
 
I genuinely can’t tell most of the time if someone is trying to be a troon nowadays.

Looking at the tranny sideshows and tranny L’s thread, these just look like autistic men with longer greasy hair.
No brow waxing, no makeup, usually not a fresh shave, eunuch hump, not really distinguishable from a standard video game autist.

The women are even harder, don’t realize they’re trying to be men because a lot of them aren’t on T and just have short hair and men’s novelty t shirts and comfortable pants.
Usually their brows are still filled in which makes it more confusing.

Funny tranny sighting though: went to a place that’s vey family friendly, and one of the guides/announcers on the microphone I identified as a pooner before seeing her.
That frog voice, it has almost the cadence of gay men but with the froggy overlay.
Played spot the pooner after that, fat woman with teal washed out hair plus a struggle stash and chin fluff.
Hair was already thinning,
 
I saw a pooner a couple of days ago at the convenience store as I was checking out. Had a full beard and was wearing loose cargo pants, but she was only about 4 foot and had the typical petite frame that betrays most pooners. The main takeaway was that I clocked her by how she walked, which I never thought possible. I don't how to put it in words, maybe certain women have a gait or stride men don't? All I know is my ape brain detected her in my peripheral, said "that's a lady", and then I look over to a tiny lil' dood with a beard. They really are like skinwalkers, you get a faint Twilight-Zone feeling looking at them, but you ultimatley just feel sad for them (unlike the male troons).
It's definitely a thing, and male troons tend to have that autism gait, which is very fast, but with hard footsteps, as if their knees and ankles were fused.
 
I see a transgender identified man at church on the reg. He speaks exclusively in this awful falsetto. When seated he primarily stares at his own, very large, fake breasts. His wife (because of course) is an unfailingly lovely individual who continues to use he/him. Because of my job and being very non-threatening I appear to have been identified as someone "safe" to pose transition related medical questions. I have a very small hope that this represents some peaking. I try to answer questions in the most neutral, palatable way. Oh well. At least he doesn't sit in my pew.
Episcopalian? AFAIK mainline Protestants are the only Christians who tolerate that kind of degeneracy. Just look at their attendance to see how well that's going for them.
 
There was a pedo-troon working at my kids' pediatric office as the nurse/MA. Absurd amount of makeup and huge biceps, and touching kids all day ffs. Saw an AGP in front of another medical building for pediatric ST/OT- just looked like a creepy neckbeard type guy but wearing a long skirt and those frilly socks that I thought they only made for toddler girls. No makeup or attempt to look female other than the skirt and socks. These people creep around children way too much.
 
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Bit of a power level, but my girlfriend works in a professional setting but still customer service. Yesterday she had a couple come in and it was previously a gay couple but since then one of them became a tranny. She said hello to them and addressed him as Michael. She then proceeded to get the cold shoulder the rest of the time from him. She's also always been very much neighbor cattle about the tranny shit.

The best part? She said "They did have long flowing hair, but also a beard so how the fuck was I supposed to know".

This girl is slowly approaching peak trans and I'm here for it.
 
I have unfortunately been witness to at least 6 troons over the past 8 years living in my local area. They all literally look like the meme you're imagining right now.
As a kid, I remember only seeing troons in pop culture as a joke. Now that I'm an adult, they've seemingly sprouted from the ground around us. This shit is fucking wild out there.
 
I have unfortunately been witness to at least 6 troons over the past 8 years living in my local area. They all literally look like the meme you're imagining right now.
That's it? You lucky fuck. I see 6 a day sometimes.

Troon at the gym just today wearing a "women are great" crop top with booty shorts and hairy legs. Just shoot me now man. What are we doing here?
 
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