Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Dolly Brooks said:
She’s kinda fucked unless she finds someone old school and dgaf.
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Why are these people so suggestible?

“You take naps during the day sometimes, are you sure you’re not Spanish?”

“There are so many colors out there, are you sure blue is your favorite?”

“Are you sure you hate wasps? What if you secretly love them?”

Like yeah bro I’m sure.
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These people live and sometimes even raised in environments where you live and die by letting silly made up rules based around luxury beliefs dictate your day to day. If you were unfortunate to be in a school and/or home that promoted weird alphabet soup nonsense and unfortunate enough to have friends in the alphabet soup nonsense then you're already in the indoctrination essentially. Which is why people like that are so easily suggestible. They've already been getting suggested to for quite some time. If they're young there is also the general "what am I supposed to be/do with my life" phase going on that creeps love to take advantage of.

A lot of people have reserved special places in hell for themselves these days.
 
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Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh said:
Children... with Alzheimers? Uh. Is he thinking of the right disease? Pretty sure the youngest ever case of Alzheimers was like 27, and even that is exceedingly young.

I'm not going to say it's impossible for a child to have Alzheimers or another age-related dementia, but... uh... not super likely.
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Children can indeed suffer from a condition that's similar to Alzheimers but it's not age-related.

 
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Lil' Dood has mommy problems:

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Just bask in the pure masculine energy radiating from this dood's post. It reads just like cut dialog from the screenplay of Predator or First Blood.

I can absolutely see why this stupid 14 year old girl thinks she's actually a man, as men are well known for writing like they're characters out of My Immortal and throwing childish temper tantrums on Reddit when they don't get their own way.

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I don't find my trans boyfriend physically attractive
I don't find my boyfriend physically attractive
Hey, so I didn't know where to ask this, maybe r/relationshipadvice might have been a better choice, but I wanted to ask specifically here, because my boyfriend is trans.
Okay, so I am a cis woman, my boyfriend is pre-op pre-hormones trans man. We met online, and we've been long distance friends for three years and then we've started dating - also long distance. We get to see each other twice a year, each time for two weeks. We are planning to move together to my country as soon as I finish college.
I love him very, very, very much and he matters a lot to me, but I don't find him psychically attractive.
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Here she says 'psychically' and not 'physically'. Freudian slip? Speaking for myself, I don't find women who pretend to be men psychically attractive either.

I love his personality, he's so funny, caring and always makes me feel safe and appreciated, I dream about our life together a lot. Now, the reason why I don't find him attractive isn't because he's trans, it's because he dresses very childish and feminine. Lots of cute stuff, pastels and neons, Sanrio stuff, rainbows etc. etc. At the same time he's alt and has dyed hair with multicolor mullet and choppy baby bangs, he's very thin too and way shorter than me.
I honestly thought I didn't have a type, but recently I realized I probably do, since he isn't my type. I am bisexual and I like basically all kinds of women both very feminine and very masculine and with men, I think I prefer them very masculine like bear type.. but they don't HAVE TO be, I just don't like feminine men.
Today my friend and I were talking about our boyfriends and she showed me picture of hers for the first time and then wanted to see picture of mine and at that time I realized that I feel hesitant showing a picture of my boyfriend, because of the way he looks. I've been thinking about it ever since and I am so confused with my own feelings.
I've asked my boyfriend about his transition goals many times and he always avoided that question or said he doesn't know. I have felt (and I probably am) a bad person, because I've been hoping that when he gets on T (when he moves here, because the laws where he lives are very anti-trans), he'll start dressing and presenting more masculine.
Another confession I have to make is, that sometimes during sex I just imagine that he's a women
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How vivid your imagination must be. You are having intimate relations with a female and you rub your clits together and you 'imagine' 'he' is a woman? You need to write sci-fi fantasy, your imagination is amazing!

which helps me get more turned on, otherwise my body is completely unresponsive. I think I wouldn't have any issues with having a girlfriend that is an exact copy of my boyfriend
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Who is going to tell her?

or my boyfriend being more masculine, but in this state he is not attractive to me. It really isn't about his body, face or voice, I find all of those very beautiful and hot, it's about the way he dresses, gets his hair cut etc. etc.
I know I am an awful person for thinking about this way.
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Oh, you sure are, darling! You've failed the trans ally test and you are a moral reprobate and, do I even need to say the rest? You are so morally compromised you should KYS.

Dysphoria triggered by sex​

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I started hooking up with another trans guy because why not, T has my libido out of control, and he was interested in me anyway. I thought I'd be safe from judgement since he was also trans. I was wrong.
One of the first times we did anything, shortly after, he told me that he usually didn't feel anything with strap-ons and "prefers the real thing." I was shocked but brushed it off because he immediately followed it up with "but you did really good." I knew he had a preference for cis men, yet I didn't think he'd tell me something like that. Maybe being an exception was a good thing.
There's other smaller things that happened (like him refusing to touch my chest and nether region, shifting topics when I would acknowledge I was trans during sex),
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I wonder why, when actual men engage in actual gay sex, the bottom doesn't get dysphoric when he talks about getting his 'pussy' pounded?

Hint, darling: because they're real men, and you are not, and you fucking know it.

but I brushed those off as his dysphoria holding him back. Now, with everything added up, I realize he wants to be with ""a real man"" and is probably just settling for me.
I feel so shitty and used and dysphoric. I thought I would be safe from microaggressions if I was t4t, but I was wrong.
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This isn't the first thing you have been wrong about, luv.

He laughed cuz I was wearing a packer!? t4t hook up​

I met this dude, also trans, on Instagram. We started talking and he came to my house to hang but we ended up in my bed - kissing with our clothes on. Since our bodies were close he felt that I was wearing my packer, with no intention really, I wear it all the time and I had told him that already. He just grabs it over my shorts and laughs saying “this stiff thing” not in a playful way, just rude, and kinda stayed a little distant after that. He doesn’t pack, ever, good for him, I do. Idk really what he was expecting, he usually hooks up with cis guys and even said “I don’t even know if I remember how to go down on a *****”, you know, I don’t even like saying that word when referring to my body.
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Did she say 'pussy'? Is this a censoring star-worthy cuss word now? Or was the word 'woman', which also had to be censored?

For G*d's sake.
 
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Dolly Brooks said:
This bitch is INSANE
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Edit: There’s a lot more but don’t have time rn to screen-cap all of the crazy. Her history is disgusting.

I’d lock the door too, ABDL furry little DID freak 🤮
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How the fuck can someone like that be a therapist? And she apparently worked in childcare too. Aren't there supposed to be some kind of mental health standards for jobs like this? Psychological evaluations and the like?
 
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BaldCharles said:
How the fuck can someone like that be a therapist?
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Affirmative Action/DEI.

It doesn't matter that they've done the equivalent of hiring an arsonist as a firefighter or a blind man as a pilot, because ticking boxes is the primary concern. The wellbeing of the people they are responsible for is barely a consideration.

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Based dad shows his son the door at the first sign of troonery. Judging by the troon's post history he's yet another worthless porn-ruined pothead NEET, so I doubt his trooning out was the sole factor in the dad's decision to take out the trash.

Also note that the troon's username is Poopcock. Normally I'd handwave this is just being a silly joke username, but this is a troon we're talking about so make of that what you will.
 
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The Taco Santo! said:
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2 grand? A very good tell that the whole thing is made up. Quite a few trannys have "My doctor can't even tell!" as a fetish and/or delusion. They can tell, everyone can tell. This one's built like a linebacker, too.
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Generally the only time doctors really get pushy and don't take actual women at their word that they can't be pregnant is if they need to prescribe something that could cause severe birth defects, which although annoying and kind of insulting if you know you aren't even sexually active is very understandable. This is a completely made up scenario on several levels.
 
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Troon with a job that involves children worries about ...
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Hi there, I am 34, nb, AMAB, and very gender questioning, getting close to taking the plunge and transitioning. There are lots of things that make me feel anxious or nervous about this, and one of the big ones is my job.

I currently work in a botanic garden in the UK where I write and deliver programmes for primary school children (age 4-11, sometimes teens too). My job includes running workshops for school trips, running a summer camp at the gardens, and doing outreach to schools.

I have no doubt that my colleagues will be supportive and Im not concerned about their reaction- it feels like an inclusive environment and, whilst I expect their will be some annoying conversations or well meaning blunders, I am not overly concerned about coming out as trans here.

My issue is that I work with basically every child at some point in the city I live in. Classes come and visit the gardens and I have them for about 2 hours, so I basically see up to about 300 kids a week. Each class is accompanied by their teacher, support staff and usually 2-5 parent helpers. I have no real time to establish boundaries or go into who I am as a person. It's not like working in a school where you can just have an assembly or send a letter and say, hey Mr X is becoming Ms X. I don't doubt that pretty much all the children will be fine about it, but almost certainly curious, and occasionally unintentionally hurtful- I have already experienced several "are you a boy or a girl" and whilst I think I can deal with that, the thought of being asked that question once a session for the rest of my time in this job makes me feel exhausted. Im also concerned about reactions of parents. Im hoping the majority of teachers will be fine, but at some point im certain im going to come across a parent who isn't happy with a workshop being led by a visibly trans person.

I guess Ive been considering retraining for a while as I've been working with kids for coming up to two decades, and I kinda feel like not wanting to deal with this might be the thing that really spurs me on to getting a different career, but I'd be curious to hear about people's experiences in this, particularly if you work with kids but not as a teacher and work in an environment where you see lots of children for shorter periods of time.

Thanks all. X
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My issue is that I work with basically every child at some point in the city I live in. Classes come and visit the gardens and I have them for about 2 hours, so I basically see up to about 300 kids a week. Each class is accompanied by their teacher, support staff and usually 2-5 parent helpers. I have no real time to establish boundaries or go into who I am as a person.
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Can't just give the botanic garden lecture.
Must involve the children with "who he is as a person". :roll:

No answers yet, this one one to check later.
 
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The next morning, my boyfriend came over and set my passport down on my night stand and said in a confused voice, "your passport was in the door?" I was like... what. How. Then I remembered it was possible it may have slipped out of my lunch bag because I didn't zip the top compartment all the way shut. But then I also thought, "who put that there, and how did they know it was mine?"
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Why do all of these freaks have passports anyway? Out of all my family and friends, maybe a few of them have one and they’ve only used it once or twice for big vacations. Trannies act like they pop over to Rome every other weekend, yet most of them are broke. Either they’re bullshitting, or they all got passports just to see that magical F on a document and then get a euphoria boner.

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Lmao! Maybe the agency that sends her out to retarded and autistic kids should know that she’s literally mentally ill and thinks she’s a little girl wanting to get fucked by daddy?
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Companies really need to investigate new hires better. Like by visiting Kiwi Farms every now and then.
 
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Stardust_Ziggy said:
Why do all of these freaks have passports anyway? Out of all my family and friends, maybe a few of them have one and they’ve only used it once or twice for big vacations. Trannies act like they pop over to Rome every other weekend, yet most of them are broke. Either they’re bullshitting, or they all got passports just to see that magical F on a document and then get a euphoria boner.


Companies really need to investigate new hires better. Like by visiting Kiwi Farms every now and then.
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From what I've observed, they get them with the excuse of "needing to escape the country in case things worse," but they'll almost never use it for that purpose. Either letting it go unused or used exclusively for luxury travel to countries like the the Netherlands and Japan.
 
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Leather Gliscor said:
From what I've observed, they get them with the excuse of "needing to escape the country in case things worse," but they'll almost never use it for that purpose. Either letting it go unused or used exclusively for luxury travel to countries like the the Netherlands and Japan.
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Why would anyone want to visit the Netherlands, its an even shittier version of Germany than Switzerland
 
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AMHOLIO said:
Guys, I know you're into the goth and metal scenes in general, but could you guys not post "goth chicks make me hard" on a site all about bullying people for their eccentricities in a thread that is making fun of men who get hard at goth girls AND pretend to be them? You're only separated by the skirt that goes spinny when you say that type of shit.
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Now I’m not saying that you’re not correct, but I do understand Fagguccine’s position.
 
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