DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[millais]

It smells so bad in the awffice and Wakando due to cat turds and exotic animal zoo that he must now douse everything in cologne to make the smell bearable. He could just use air freshener, but that's too sensible.

 

[neger psykolog]

Who the fuck under the age of 40 wears Cologne, based reviews to your gaming audience there Grandpa, do you want to review fine china, magazines, and other items that signal you are a boomer as well. Here's an idea retard, review some video games.

 

[PieceofShet]

LOL

So he stole the idea of DSP tries it and even stole the melody when he does the "dsp tries it"...

I should be shocked but im not at all! I didnt know this.

 

[Lord_Point]

He thinks that the meaning of the phrase "pick your poison" is that no one should ever do any drugs/booze.

Fucking retard with his "street smarts" right there.

edit: hes using the word larpers a lot today, he must have been watching a lot of detractor/kiwifarms, because thats not a word he ever says. Pigpiggo says he has said it only twice since 2023, until today ofc, really makes you think.

He actually used it to mean your allowed to pick ONE poison in moderation.

He said something like "pick your poison is you pick the one thing in life you know is bad for you but it makes you happy and as long as you do it in moderation your fine"

 

[Ardath]

Hes seething so much right now. Arguing about what crashing out even is.

 

[Comma]

This is one of those many moments where (some) long-time unironic supporters nope the fuck out because DSP can't handle any kind of criticism. He's ultra toxic today.

 

[thirstymcgee]

Try some sex toys, Phil. Some vibrators and penis rings. With your scat ferish, maybe some beads/plugs or even a prostate massager!

The limits are endless!

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I miss the days when you could glance at the RawPhil live thumbnail and see that he’d already got money from his dents, so there was no point in watching the stream’s ending.

Huge downgrade to quality of life. I curse his flat head as I wait to see the number after “King’s Tax” sloooooowly scroll by.

Edit: The cologne idea is too dented even for dents. I LOVE that he’s getting his shit pushed in about this ridiculous idea.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Tards like Steve of the Braindead will still claim that Phil isn't gay btw

 

[Comma]

His chat is looking lively, robust and filled with completely normal people:

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

So, out of all the lame shit he announced, he announces he's reviewing...cologne. Cologne. This fucking dude.

 

[neger psykolog]

His chat is looking lively, robust and filled with completely normal people:

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Dead DSP theory strikes again

 

[Guinan's hats]

Days like today remind me of why DSP is my favorite lolcow. Just completely unnecessary crashout about a stupid idea that he had that he thought would go over way better with his audience of mostly LARPing trolls.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

Try some sex toys, Phil. Some vibrators and penis rings. With your scat ferish, maybe some beads/plugs or even a prostate massager!

The limits are endless!

If DSP described what it felt like fucking pornstar mold pocket pussies it would be something worth watching for at least the lulz of how he describes the differences in the molds and textures.

 

[depth tester]

I hope he gets a Tactical Soap sponsor.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Tards like Steve of the Braindead will still claim that Phil isn't gay btw

If DSP described what it felt like fucking pornstar mold pocket pussies it would be something worth watching for at least the lulz of how he describes the differences in the molds and textures.

The asa akira is like, tangy?

 

[chincel]

I hope he gets a Tactical Soap sponsor.

He won’t need any soap if he just uses axe body spray

 

[neger psykolog]

Who the fuck under the age of 40 wears Cologne, based reviews to your gaming audience there Grandpa, do you want to review fine china, magazines, and other items that signal you are a boomer as well. Here's an idea retard, review some video games.

Women want him.
Men want to be him.
Based Alpha Male Phil.

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[depth tester]

lol

 

[Cucktry Roads]

His fucking dents can barely bath themselves, and in some cases, can't even bathe themselves (Jayde) but he's totally gonna find success in review hygiene products.