The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame - Reading warning labels are for chumps.

[Toji Suzuhara]

I considered it, but what would be the point? Stuff is already posted here.

You could've had avoided having to go through this gay humilliation ritual, obviously

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

I considered it, but what would be the point? Stuff is already posted here.

I mean the idea is you create an account that can't be tied back to this. Either that or just keep on doing what you're doing.

 

[Stella Octangula]

I’m not asking for pity on KF, I’m not retarded. I deserve to be laughed at for the shit I posted online, a lot of it while admittedly drunk. I’m just saying.

Don't blame the alcohol, you didn't think to delete any of this when you were sober.

 

[DickMain]

You could've had avoided having to go through this gay humilliation ritual, obviously

I mean the idea is you create an account that can't be tied back to this. Either that or just keep on doing what you're doing.

Don't blame the alcohol, you didn't think to delete any of this when you were sober.

Holy shit, I just googled all three of your names

Spoiler: The findings?

fucking nothing

This isn't hard

 

[MAAAD]

I think the reason people do this shit is because they want to establish an "identity", like they're a brand or some e-celeb in the making

It's probably literally just human nature to use the same nickname everywhere because - surprise-surprise - people have names, surnames and father names they're stuck with for life.

 

[Jimjam the zimzam]

This is why you go with the God-tier "look around and choose the first thing you see as your username".

>name is kerry
Did you look in the mirror?

 

[DickMain]

Looks like you changed it

Same PFP? One thing at a time I guess.

 

[JudyTester]

I considered it, but what would be the point? Stuff is already posted here.

You are so impossibly low-effort it’s embarrassing to witness. Why bother doing anything at all? Woe is me. This attitude is why you don’t have a girlfriend.

 

[Internet Wizard]

Looks like you changed it
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Same PFP? One thing at a time I guess.

@LongDayAgain I recommend joining in 1-2 months with the username "BiBiSi" and an avatar like this

shartycucks are granted full diplomatic immunity as refugees as per the 1951 Convention Rights

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

@LongDayAgain I recommend joining in 1-2 months with the username "BiBiSi" and an avatar like this
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shartycucks are granted full diplomatic immunity as refugees as per the 1951 Convention Rights

Honestly he could've made an account right now taking advantage of the massive amount of 4chan refugees, but it's clear that he's not very bright

 

[Two Hands]

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Same PFP? One thing at a time I guess.

The real tragedy being he can't crop it.

 

[Kurzov]

Self admission, I guess. Have had this account since 2018, hadn't actually posted until now (reeled back in by the 4chan hack). Could definitely make another account and disguise myself with all the 4chan refugees, but eh, I don't really feel like it.

I'd change the username but that doesn't seem to be possible at the moment ("Your full account details are not currently editable.")
Guess that's due to the recent wave of new users. Same deal with the signature, that was probably me from 2018 not knowing what the hell "a cybersecurity" was.

My viewpoint is that my handle and shit have long been out there, so what the hell is one more to the internet footprint trail. I'm all over the place, I'm not gonna pretend otherwise.

And hello fellow Patchoulite.

 

[clara red bottoms]

Self admission, I guess.

Nigger all you had to do was shut up

 

[Two Hands]

I'd change the username but that doesn't seem to be possible at the moment ("Your full account details are not currently editable.")
Guess that's due to the recent wave of new users. Same deal with the signature, that was probably me from 2018 not knowing what the hell "a cybersecurity" was.

You haven't posted or interacted enough on the site to change it in the past 7 years. At some point within the first 100 messages, you'll be given the permissions to edit your account details. While you're at it, please drop your address, social security number, and credit card numbers for your personal thread.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

I'd change the username but that doesn't seem to be possible at the moment ("Your full account details are not currently editable.")

It's because you don't have enough posts. You need a couple dozen posts before you can change username, join general chat, set a title, etc.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Self admission, I guess. Have had this account since 2018, hadn't actually posted until now (reeled back in by the 4chan hack). Could definitely make another account and disguise myself with all the 4chan refugees, but eh, I don't really feel like it.

I'd change the username but that doesn't seem to be possible at the moment ("Your full account details are not currently editable.")
Guess that's due to the recent wave of new users. Same deal with the signature, that was probably me from 2018 not knowing what the hell "a cybersecurity" was.

My viewpoint is that my handle and shit have long been out there, so what the hell is one more to the internet footprint trail. I'm all over the place, I'm not gonna pretend otherwise.

And hello fellow Patchoulite.

Gay ops. It has to be gay ops, nobody can be this dumb

 

[Internet Wizard]

Self admission, I guess. Have had this account since 2018, hadn't actually posted until now (reeled back in by the 4chan hack). Could definitely make another account and disguise myself with all the 4chan refugees, but eh, I don't really feel like it.

I'd change the username but that doesn't seem to be possible at the moment ("Your full account details are not currently editable.")
Guess that's due to the recent wave of new users. Same deal with the signature, that was probably me from 2018 not knowing what the hell "a cybersecurity" was.

My viewpoint is that my handle and shit have long been out there, so what the hell is one more to the internet footprint trail. I'm all over the place, I'm not gonna pretend otherwise.

And hello fellow Patchoulite.

>already have an alt account
>OUT YOURSELF AS THE SAME PERSON minutes later

Literally no one would've suspected a fucking thing if you knew how to lurk and not be an attention addled retard. Your opsec is so bafflingly bad it puts an Instagram normie to shame

 

[Lovely Kin]

Self admission, I guess. Have had this account since 2018, hadn't actually posted until now (reeled back in by the 4chan hack). Could definitely make another account and disguise myself with all the 4chan refugees, but eh, I don't really feel like it.

I'd change the username but that doesn't seem to be possible at the moment ("Your full account details are not currently editable.")
Guess that's due to the recent wave of new users. Same deal with the signature, that was probably me from 2018 not knowing what the hell "a cybersecurity" was.

My viewpoint is that my handle and shit have long been out there, so what the hell is one more to the internet footprint trail. I'm all over the place, I'm not gonna pretend otherwise.

And hello fellow Patchoulite.

Hush now and think about your retardation before posting.

 

[Kurzov]

Nigger all you had to do was shut up

Well either I would have posted somewhere else, and then redirected here, or just get this taken care of here and now. Kobayashi Maru and all.

It's because you don't have enough posts. You need a couple dozen posts before you can change username, join general chat, set a title, etc.

Thank you for the info.

While you're at it, please drop your address, social security number, and credit card numbers for your personal thread.

I appreciate the traditional welcoming party.

nobody can be this dumb

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

 

[Xev]

Well either I would have posted somewhere else, and then redirected here

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Why would you do that?
Yes you are stupid.