Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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To no surprise he's still in his discord arguing and defending his retraction that he made at the end of a completely unrelated video about Dark Souls.

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Apparently having a standalone two minute retraction video would have not gotten as many views, therefore he made the "brave" decision to bury it at the very end of a video that was completely unrelated to anything to do with the lawsuit or Billy Mitchell.

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He's going to die on this hill and it seems like in all likelihood he will be proceeding with the appeal and destroying his family's future and financial security even more going forward, get your popcorn ready 🍿🍿🍿
Potentially losing views in a video = Being financially ruined by having people, including the lawyers and the judge not seeing the retraction.

Good to see he has his priorities straight.
 
With what we now know about ersatz_twats's behaviour, this incident from Day 2 of the trial deserves reanalysis.

According to Walter (ersatz), an unnamed member of Karl's discord who also attended passed him this note about Billy using his phone to send text messages during court.

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On Day 3, the judge found out and was unhappy about Billy's rule breach. Ersatz interjects himself by volunteering to contact the note writer to get Billy held in contempt. Despite ersatz leaving the courtroom to make contact, the matter was mysteriously dropped without the note writer returning to court.

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The most visible place this note was published was ersatz' blog. This boomer judge ain't looking on random hate sites for information on the case. He didn't even know what fucking Reddit was. So, who snitched and brought the note to the judge's attention?

The most obvious candidate is ersatz himself, even though he denies it. If I was conspiracy-minded, I'd also suggest ersatz himself wrote the note in the first place. It wouldn't be the only time he expressed a willingness to criminally disrupt the proceedings to get the outcome he wants.
 
A retraction, correction and apology are usually coordinated with the impacted party to ensure they are happy with the result and effort.
This dumb retard did nothing of the kind, he still has not apologized.

He just shat out a retraction, stuffed it into a boring garbage video that got significantly less views than his Drama-farming Billy videos, and pretends that was a good and honest effort.

Karl is either a total retard, a liar, or both.
I think it is both.
 
To no surprise he's still in his discord arguing and defending his retraction that he made at the end of a completely unrelated video about Dark Souls.

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Apparently having a standalone two minute retraction video would have not gotten as many views, therefore he made the "brave" decision to bury it at the very end of a video that was completely unrelated to anything to do with the lawsuit or Billy Mitchell.

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He's going to die on this hill and it seems like in all likelihood he will be proceeding with the appeal and destroying his family's future and financial security even more going forward, get your popcorn ready 🍿🍿🍿
"I believed the retraction to be good", now that's a great line right there, I judged myself and found myself to not be guilty. This guy has such a massive ego it's unbelievable.
 
If he does decide to commit suicide he should leave a direct statement blaming Billy for it or he has no ability to see anything through.

As much as I dislike Karl and as dramatically ironic as it would be for him to kill himself in these circumstances, I would prefer that he didn't end up like this. I really hope that this is a wake-up call for him, that he reconsiders what a shitty person he has been and that he changes and learns how to take care and responsibility of his life and his family. To hold a grudge against him to the point of cheering for his death would make us no better than Karl and his deranged troon pet cat.

Of course, I will continue to laugh at him as long as he remains a complete retard.
 
"a standalone video retraction would have gotten less views overall"

Complete and utter bullshit lol, watching Billy's top alog eat crow for spreading lies would have gotten a ton of attention from drama farmers (like us) but that's not the kind of attention he want's for himself, just Billy. I don't even have to mention the fact that most of those millions didn't watch an unrelated segment at the very end of the video.
 
To no surprise he's still in his discord arguing and defending his retraction that he made at the end of a completely unrelated video about Dark Souls.

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Apparently having a standalone two minute retraction video would have not gotten as many views, therefore he made the "brave" decision to bury it at the very end of a video that was completely unrelated to anything to do with the lawsuit or Billy Mitchell.

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He's going to die on this hill and it seems like in all likelihood he will be proceeding with the appeal and destroying his family's future and financial security even more going forward, get your popcorn ready 🍿🍿🍿

What a filthy liar! A 2 minute standalone video titled "I made a mistake and i owe Billy Mitchell an apology" would explode in views. The problem is his fucking ego that couldn't allow him to admit any wrong doing. But even if you try to give Karl the benefit of a doubt, other questions immediatelly arise... Like, if he was so concerned for the rectraction to get the most views as possible, why didn't he start the video with the ratraction? Why would he place it at the end of a 30 minute of a video that is completely unrelated? How are there still people on his discord who are buying this crap?
 
What a filthy liar! A 2 minute standalone video titled "I made a mistake and i owe Billy Mitchell an apology" would explode in views.
2 minutes is generous, considering you also have to fit in the Rickeys World Famous Sauce sponsorship, and probably more. If I remember right, Karl put 2 sponsors in 1 video before, so its not out of the question.
 
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To no surprise he's still in his discord arguing and defending his retraction that he made at the end of a completely unrelated video about Dark Souls.

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Apparently having a standalone two minute retraction video would have not gotten as many views, therefore he made the "brave" decision to bury it at the very end of a video that was completely unrelated to anything to do with the lawsuit or Billy Mitchell.

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He's going to die on this hill and it seems like in all likelihood he will be proceeding with the appeal and destroying his family's future and financial security even more going forward, get your popcorn ready 🍿🍿🍿
Loooooool. Yeah this nigger is 100% about to double down. Has it dawned on this faggot that if he really is this big brained serious journalist that he should issue a proper retraction even if King Billy refuses to show him mercy?
 
To hold a grudge against him to the point of cheering for his death would make us no better than Karl and his deranged troon pet cat.
Ah, don't read too much into it. Not one person has posted that they hope he kills himself. As far I can tell, the posts here are just wondering if he'll come out as "trans" (and by extension, if he'll meet the expected end) or psychologically snap under the pressure of this Armageddon he's created for himself.

Both are very real possibilities and are not above discussion.
The problem is his fucking ego that couldn't allow him to admit any wrong doing.
Freaking THIS.

I'll add that he KNEW his "retraction" was insufficient because he had been dying to get Billy into court for the expressed purpose of "exposing" and "defeating" him on a world stage.

Instead, he got his skirt lifted on that same stage, exposing the skid marks in his panties.
 
Does anyone here run a YouTube channel or have insight on the numbers? I'd love to know what the average watch retention is on a 30 minute video. I would not be surprised if 90% of viewers never saw the "retraction."

Okay, let's going to try to make the math here.

According to the verdict:

"On 29 July 2021, Mr Jobst uploaded a video to his YouTube channel entitled “The Greatest Feat in Video Game History.”73 This video was, in total, a little over 30 minutes long. For the first 28 minutes and 24 seconds, it had nothing to do with arcade gaming, cheating or Mr Mitchell."

"Although Mr de Waard did not refer to it, the fact that the average viewing time for the 20 minute video was only between 10 and 11 minutes might lend some support to his proposition that many viewers would not have watched the full video."

Let's begin with some (very generous) assumptions:

1. 11 minutes constitutes the 55% of a 20 minutes long video.
2. 55% of a 30 minutes video would be 16.5 minutes.

We will be trying to model it as a normal distribution because I'm only an amateur when it comes to math and normal distributions are powerful and easy enough.


- We assume that, on average, people watch for about 16 and a half minutes before they click away or finish.
- Not everyone stops watching at exactly 16.5 minutes.
- A lot of people probably stop watching somewhere around that 16.5-minute mark.
- Fewer people will stop very early, maybe after just a minute or two.
- And fewer people will keep watching almost all the way to the end.
- If you could graph how many people stop watching at each second, under our assumptions, it would look a like a bell shape. Most people are near the middle and fewer people are out on the flat parts at the beginning or the end.
- But here's the thing: you can't watch for less than 0 minutes, and you can't watch this video for more than 30 minutes. So, our "bell" has to fit between 0 and 30 minutes. We call this a "Truncated" Normal Distribution.


- The limitation of the model is that we need to figure out the standard deviations on our own (you can learn about what a standard deviation is on the links).
- Let's try a value for σ. A common rule of thumb is that ~95% of data falls within ±2σ. If the distribution is centered at 16.5, the range is 30 minutes. Half the range from the mean is about 13.5-15 minutes. If 2σ ≈ 15 minutes, then perhaps σ ≈ 7.5 or 8 minutes. Let's try σ = 8 minutes, again, to be generous.
- μ_underlying = 16.5, σ = 8, bounds [0, 30]:
- So, under these assumptions (Truncated Normal, μ≈16.5, σ=8), about 2.4% of viewers watch beyond 28:24.
- Let's be generous (again) and give a confidence interval of [2-4%], and take the upper end of the interval and say that 4% is reasonable.

It is a bad model, I admit it, I'm opened to listening more sound and sophisticated approaches. I tried to model it initially as some Pareto distribution after the 16.5 mark, but many assumptions were necessary to calculate the nature of the tail and the survival function for 28.4 minutes gave me a ridiculous 1.7% when I modelled it by intuition.

A survival rate model with a non-symmetrical distribution would probably be more precise (many people stopping at the beginning, people near the end probably watching the whole thing, etc.), but it is too advanced for me to try to make sense of it.

In any case, my intuition says that around 5% wouldn't be crazy as an answer.
 
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so Karl is not just content with speedrunning being a lolcow and owing Billy Mitchell huge amount of money, but go for the super world record of losing the appeal too?

i guess that he still have money, after all, IIRC, Notch made a 250k USD donation, so if it was left untouched, it should be almost enough to cover the damages incurred. with money from the donations and sponsorships and billy videos he made, he is not yet drowning in debt
 
Then why not open the video with it as that's where the most view would occur?
Because Karl is a disingenuous Nigger who has not apologized at all. Even the retraction is a "retraction light", which Karl made clear by tweeting he did not retract it because he thought it was wrong, implying he still believed the accusation to bet rue.
 
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