"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Don't worry guys Phil is a gigantic pussy and won't do anything.

Also, don't forget about the KiwiFarms Portland Chapter meetup at Satellite Tavern on Saturday. We'll be there around 2pm and even those on duty can join as the patio provides a unique vantage point. I spoke with management and there WILL BE several Kosher options.
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Plum Smuggler said:
Don't worry guys Phil is a gigantic pussy and won't do anything.

Also, don't forget about the KiwiFarms Portland Chapter meetup at Satellite Tavern on Saturday. We'll be there around 2pm and even those on duty can join as the patio provides a unique vantage point. I spoke with management and there WILL BE several Kosher options.
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Don't forget to bring your guns. I put a switch on my glock so even if I get pepper sprayed I can mag dump and hit anyone at least a few times.

The code word is KrystalNacht. Don't let ADF know.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Phil has issued the Farms a notice.
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Phil, this is the 14(!)th time you threatened PHYSICAL VIOLENCE against us since september 2024, I've told you many, many times to CEASE and DESIST, but you didn't listen.
We tried to be nice, bit lighthearted and tell a few jokes at your expense, but enough is enough. You can't just threaten PHYSICAL VIOLENCE everytime we joke about you, that's not cool. When I finally finish my training with Master Wilkins, I have to take proper measures to protect my loved ones, my friends and my FAMILY. There will be NO POLICE involved, when our showdown go down, don't try to call the POLICE, when I arrive. We will do this in the "old way" or no way at all. Your. Choice.
Sincerely,

D. T.

P.S.: the pizza is pretty shitty in Portland anyway
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
A quick update on RiotFag.
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So scary.

Yeah I'd totally be afraid of some middle-aged troon. But the secret is, get him to attack you first making the beatdown you give him to be nice and legal.

Plum Smuggler said:
Another empty threat from fake antifa. Since most of us will be around on Friday, who wants to meet up and Friday afternoon as well?
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There's only one response to this:


Bring it Taters. Nobody is afraid of you.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Another empty threat from fake antifa. Since most of us will be around on Friday, who wants to meet up and Friday afternoon as well?
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HA! Friday would be sabbath for Muslims...a slip up that exposes him
see he's hoping to attack the Islamokiwi faction sandbloc while we rest

As he has declared himself an enemy of Muslims by that action, I feel justified in blowing his cover. Phil is Sandbloc's own Agent Napkin Hat.
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[Stock Photo : seen here instructing kiwiagents how to silently deploy into a Kiwi Elite Forward Force Landing Zone or KEFFLZ]

He was a sleeper cell, we couldn't zero Brianna Wu until his last overhaul exposed him as ZioBot 101 - skinlike rubber on the surface, but underneath he's a fully armored Hyper Russet chassis
Sandbloc knew that only Napkin Hat's spudknife skills were a match for Wu

but Phil sandbagged (I can say that) and didn't execute his orders in the name of the almighty one) proving he is double agent Ahuviya Harel working to install a global Jootocracy!!!
He is a tactical genius, I'll give him that...using his Hebrew mishegoss to confound efforts of Palestinian freedom fighting kiwis
May the 72 virgins some lucky kiwi gets in service of the almighty one be 72 clones of Phil!
allahu akbar!

PS : In the name of Allah I declare no backsies and that I am rubber (made from the finest AE crude) and Phil is Jewglue!
 
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Grander Fucktard said:
proving he is double agent Ahuviya Harel working to install a global Jootocracy!!!
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It's so clear now, why he doesn't call for mutual aid for the deprived transwomen of Australatinx -- he's choking out the indigenous population.
and why he's not publishing the roadsigns -- he's gerrymandering
it was right under our noses, if it was a snake god it would have drowned me --- Australatinx was always a project to bring into existence Jewtopia
 
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trying to threaten the only people paying attention to what he posts!
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It's OK phil, your touched in the head

We're touched too, that you stop by and do your best to do your phonics and read what we wrote.

and remember, if you get a little lonely because maybe your current feral roommate ODs or other protesters won't have anything to do with you because you keep LARPing too hard - you can always stop by the farms
 
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and remember, if you get a little lonely because maybe your current feral roommate ODs or other protesters won't have anything to do with you because you keep LARPing too hard - you can always stop by the farms
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Nah, we don't want him here.
 
ForTheHoard said:
He doesn't even realize we've been trying to sort out a leasing agreement with his landlord. One day he's going to get a new neighbor and never even realize it's a Kiwi operative.
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I think we’re should buy the landlord out. “Phil, we’re putting up the rent… unless you can do a hundred push-ups.”
 
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Phil issuing threats again. So feminine, much woman.

Bit sad though, innit? Poor little middle-aged retarded man, sat in his flat, playing pretend president of his own little country, issuing demands and ultimatums to no-one in particular because it makes him feel special.

It’s curious how absolutely authoritarian Phil is. Quite classically American Internet Man.

He needs truck nuts on the front door of his flat. Made of cheese.
 
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