"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Drama Trauma]

This must be Phil's response to getting kicked out of antifa.
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Guess he wasted enough time and resources for his BS delusion and taking our shitposts way too seriously.

 

[Bassomatic]

This is both the most fun and social interaction Phil's had in years.

Let that sink in.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Congratulations, Phil! You’ve graduated from scribbling made up maps of a country that doesn’t exist to scribbling on maps of actual places! Is it too much to hope that you’ll eventually use those maps to go to work and do something productive?

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

whoa,
Phil plays a strat


Rock and/or Roll muh DUDER

 

[Grander Fucktard]

There's hidden stuff everywhere once you sniff some glue and unleash your tard eye

Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh, BATANTIFA​

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Phil issued a Kiwi Farmer evacuation order. I hope that all of our Kiwi's made it out ok.

 

[Twrx]

Phil issued a Kiwi Farmer evacuation order. I hope that all of our Kiwi's made it out ok.
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Terrorist making terroristic threats,but is too much of a bitch to actually do anything

 

[Build a Bear Vikiwing]

I honestly can’t understand why his “comrades” aren’t like, what the fuck are you talking about? Because that’s all I can say while laughing.

 

[break these cuffs]

Why am I not surprised that he drew a penis.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Terrorist making terroristic threats,but is too much of a bitch to actually do anything

ATTENTION DISPLACED KIWIS​

The rendezvous point will be at
1524 N Sumner St #307
Portland, OR 97217

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The longer this goes on the more retarded he becomes.

He does this sometimes. He works himself into an autistic retard frenzy and his fantasies go from vague promises to just full-on imagination games. I suspect it’s what he does when being a fat, powerless little mental cripple is particularly getting to him. Perhaps the trial is becoming a bit too real.

whoa,
Phil plays a strat
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Rock and/or Roll muh DUDER

Well, we just dropped the Sneed Bomba and destroyed Portland. Fat Boy loses again.

 

[News Enjoyer]

I honestly can’t understand why his “comrades” aren’t like, what the fuck are you talking about? Because that’s all I can say while laughing.

No likes or re-Xs on these posts. Even Antifa isn't reading this shit.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Phil issued a Kiwi Farmer evacuation order. I hope that all of our Kiwi's made it out ok.
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The enemy has broken through along a wide front. They’ve taken Portland and are advancing toward Beaverton. They’re on the northern outskirts between Highway 26 and 217. They’ve reached Raleigh Hills, Helvetia, and West Union to the East.

Don’t worry though, Steiner’s assault will bring it under control.

 

[Drama Trauma]

ATTENTION DISPLACED KIWIS​

The rendezvous point will be at
1524 N Sumner St #307
Portland, OR 97217

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH! OUR TIME IS NOW! PHIL IS NOT AT HOME! ENFORCE HOME INVASION! PROTOCOL 72, CODENAME: CHEDDAR!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I honestly can’t understand why his “comrades” aren’t like, what the fuck are you talking about? Because that’s all I can say while laughing.

They're not paying attention to what he's saying. They just hear Taters is posting stuff and they're like, "let him play pretend" and hope that he tuckers himself out and goes to sleep.

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH! OUR TIME IS NOW! PHIL IS NOT AT HOME! ENFORCE HOME INVASION! PROTOCOL 72, CODENAME: CHEDDAR!

Operation "Baked Potato" is go!

 

[ForTheHoard]

Operation "Baked Potato" is go!

"The tater is in the fryer. I repeat, the tater is in the fryer."

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Poor Phil. Never heard of recon and movement. Those areas will be retaken the second he leaves. Our Israeli Mossad Kiwis are well trained in the arts of gorilla war and know how to react and move.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Phil’s just copying the zigger channels and their map updates on Russian troops in Ukraine. Boring bastard.

Imagine being a middle-aged fat man and playing pretend soldiers.

 

[CornBogFitz]

IM COMING TO KILL YOU ADF! IM GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU!

 

[DolphinMan]

I was kind of hoping he would leave his hideout and take some video of the "war", but at least the map scribbles are fun. I wonder what he'll do when he's "won" and we're still here.

On a side note, we're sort of indirectly helping him out by giving him something to focus on and put effort into. This larp is probably the most mental stimulation he's had all year, and you need to do a little mental exercise every now and then to avoid cognitive decline. We're heroes!