"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Tragi-Chan]

They're not paying attention to what he's saying. They just hear Taters is posting stuff and they're like, "let him play pretend" and hope that he tuckers himself out and goes to sleep.

This is final proof that Phatty is excluded from Antifa. If he really was the highly -respected veteran Super Soldier he claims to be, the real members would be asking what the hell he’s talking about and also how he got so fat.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I was kind of hoping he would leave his hideout and take some video of the "war", but at least the map scribbles are fun. I wonder what he'll do when he's "won" and we're still here.

On a side note, we're sort of indirectly helping him out by giving him something to focus on and put effort into. This larp is probably the most mental stimulation he's had all year, and you need to do a little mental exercise every now and then to avoid cognitive decline. We're heroes!

I do wonder if Dear Feeder would disapprove…

Phil issuing evacuation orders like the Israeli government he loves so much.

 

[Drama Trauma]

I survived Phil and the Portland Trantifa Raid.

Maybe next time I will waive an Israeli flag when I'm out strolling on the streets.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

The bouncing and squeaking went late into the night over at the hovel. I'm sure Phil is tuckered out after a long day of playing pretend but he promises more today.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The bouncing and squeaking went late into the night over at the hovel. I'm sure Phil is tuckered out after a long day of playing pretend but he promises more today.
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Hi Phil, I just bought a house in Beaverton. PS u r fat

 

[Flamin Park]

I can't believe he took the bait and spread out his forces. Time to attack the unguarded rear.

Release the C17H35COONa+ munitions

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I can't believe he took the bait and spread out his forces. Time to attack the unguarded rear.

Release the C17H35COONa+ munitions

He’s left his flank open to the richest potato producing lands in the country.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Grow up, Phil. Your gay little make-believe is really fucking gay and stupid. Angelo should have beat you harder, he clearly didn't dislodge enough of the retard from you. Then again, he coddled you too much because he wasn't even trying to make you less autistic, he was just trying to make you stop being a mean little asshole to the other kids.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

I bet he makes little airplane and machine gun sounds while scribbling on his maps

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Null briefly talked about Phil's latest antics on Mad At the Internet. Around 40 minute mark. https://rumble.com/v6s9bhr-mad-at-the-internet-april-18th-2025.html

Glad to see the broader community laughing at Phil.

 

[Bogliacci]

Null briefly talked about Phil's latest antics on Mad At the Internet. Around 40 minute mark. https://rumble.com/v6s9bhr-mad-at-the-internet-april-18th-2025.html

Glad to see the broader community laughing at Phil.

Reinforcements to shore up the autism salient

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Phil issued a Kiwi Farmer evacuation order. I hope that all of our Kiwi's made it out ok.
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hmm, seems to have forgotten that he lives in PORT land
The kiwinavy is well aware of the Zinnia effect on troontarded enemies and has delivered by kayak wave after wave of Jews AND Catholics celebrate the start of Ramalamadingdong, you make know if as the Festival of Cisness
where all tghe Abrahamics : Muslim, Jew, Christian gather together to celebrate not being a troon

Kiwifarms, being a force of unity, will report extensively on this month long fesitval with crudely drawn maps and fake military position reports
We have hired Tokyo Hose, the famous Asian ladyboy with a thick thick dick..who makes it clear she's a shemale and not transwoman
to cover some of the festivities

 

[The Dude]

This is...really fucking pathetic. Phil's mind has slipped so much due to loneliness and isolation that he has to play make-believe war to feel anything. No risk, no danger, no scary stuff, no reality coming around to prove how powerless and incompetent he is. All safe and secure in his Section 8 tard-partment. And best of all, he always gets to win, always gets to be the hero in Imagination Land.

It's honestly a good thing he's only fighting a make-believe war. If he were really trying to pull this shit he would be an irregular combatant not in uniform. That means he would have no guarantees or protections under the Hague and Geneva Conventions when he gets captured, and we all know he would end up captured pretty damn quick since he would either surrender the moment things kicked off, or he would be hiding away where he always is: his apartment. As an unofficial irregular, he has no guarantees to humane imprisonment, medical care, food quality/quantity, being returned when hostilities have ended, or even protections from torture. No, things would not be good for Phil or any other Antifa retard who decides to take up arms and play militant.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

This is...really fucking pathetic. Phil's mind has slipped so much due to loneliness and isolation that he has to play make-believe war to feel anything. No risk, no danger, no scary stuff, no reality coming around to prove how powerless and incompetent he is.

Yesterday was the most work Phil has done in a decade. He promised more today but it seems that he exhausted himself.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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hmm, seems to have forgotten that he lives in PORT land
The kiwinavy is well aware of the Zinnia effect on troontarded enemies and has delivered by kayak wave after wave of Jews AND Catholics celebrate the start of Ramalamadingdong, you make know if as the Festival of Cisness
where all tghe Abrahamics : Muslim, Jew, Christian gather together to celebrate not being a troon

Kiwifarms, being a force of unity, will report extensively on this month long fesitval with crudely drawn maps and fake military position reports
We have hired Tokyo Hose, the famous Asian ladyboy with a thick thick dick..who makes it clear she's a shemale and not transwoman
to cover some of the festivities

I’ll be drinking up and down those highways in my Tesla truck! Won’t do anything to me faggot

 

[AnOminous]

Phil has issued the Farms a notice.

Lmao he thinks he can threaten us. Hey Phil, you potato fag, I'm LITERALLY UNDER YOUR BED. I'll get up out of there and fuck your shit up whenever I wake up. I'm sleeping at the moment.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Don’t worry, fellow kiwis! God emperor Trump ordered kiwi reinforcements from Texas and Florida! Antifa forces will be sandwiched in a matter of days! We’re offering, as terms of their surrender, they allow us to establish a permanent presence in Phil’s apartment

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Friday nights are football nights, Phil. Fuck off with this crap til midweek, I might be able to pay attention then. Maybe.

 

[break these cuffs]

Don’t worry, fellow kiwis! God emperor Trump ordered kiwi reinforcements from Texas and Florida! Antifa forces will be sandwiched in a matter of days! We’re offering, as terms of their surrender, they allow us to establish a permanent presence in Phil’s apartment

Whatever fuckup gets tasked with occupying Phil's hovel, there is no way it isn't a disciplinary post, will have to be prepared to kick out whichever tranny has currently staked claim to the bedroom, so they can take the couch. Taters get's the floor. Pop any air mattress that might get donated.

 

[The Dude]

And if the whole point of this...whatever this fucking retardation is supposed to be...is to eliminate supposed Kiwi Farms members because they're ista-phobes who say mean things about Phil and other degenerate faggots, then why would he not just allow them to evacuate, but actively WARN them to evacuate? If you hate your "enemies" as much as Phil claims to, why show them mercy? Why allow them to safely leave so they can regroup and rearm? That makes no sense.