Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Diggus Bickus]

Most of the early life section is condensed, however one big criticism the loquenderos had against Claudio when he was a teenager was the fact every single one of his videos was in english, and not good english. In fact it was absolutely fucking terrible, broken english. And that claudio had the habit of just saying "Oh my god" every five seconds and think that was incredible, scathing commentary. If you see the Mario 64 parody of his that survived the DFE nuke claudio did to his channels, you'd see it.

When I transcribed this to @Admiral Throbnelius and @Sperg Spectating I didn't think it was too noteworthy as it seemed just like a stupid thing to bring up every five minutes in a video so I mentioned it as a footnote on the transcripts. Hindsight is 20/20

I believe this is relevant at this moment because he used the word "castrated" instead of "spayed" and then proceeded to call people who's english are their first language retarded over the very justifiable confusion. Just as I said a few pages back: We make fun of him as a teenager because he's an equally retarded adult. Nothing's changed.

 

[DickMain]

Jesus fucking Christ, you are making yourself look like you belong in a school that not even down syndrome kids would go to.

Ooh, scathing. What, did you learn this one in second period burro wrangling? I'll bet you're wheezing through your neckhole now laughing about it all tickled pink. Have you read your own posts in your voice yet? How do you think any of this sounds tough or scary

Why do you want to fuck furry lego children?

Just as I said a few pages back: We make fun of him as a teenager because he's an equally retarded adult. Nothing's changed.

It's one of the hallmarks of a cow; they can't learn from their mistakes. Claudio has left forever a dozen times now, so clearly he has some learning to do yet.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Wrong again, ESL child. Castration is a term specifically for the male sex. Unless "Maya" is a troon dog?

Do I look like a gringo? No. This whole trans grift thing you mention is a common thing in the United States of American Israel, not here.

Do you need in Spanish or it's a miracle can you read basic English?

>> Do you need in Spanish

Don't you mean "Do you need it in Spanish?" and "Is it a miracle that you can read basic English?"?

The pot calling the kettle black moment from you... again.

Pathetic.

Jfc I was just worried about her prostate

You must be confusing me with Tom and his "her prostate" statement about Keffals lmao.

Stop calling others retards

Retards. Retrasados. Imbeciles. Imbéciles. Stupid. Estupido. Dumbass. Pendejo. Smooth brain. Anacefalo.

10+ years later.

18*

Those videos were made when I was fucking 12.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

It's one of the hallmarks of a cow; they can't learn from their mistakes. Claudio has left forever a dozen times now, so clearly he has some learning to do yet.

All that's needed to complete the ever looming flat circle that is time is for him to have pink joindates suddenly appear as his personal army and call us noobs.

 

[FOUND YOU!]

18*

18 > 10, which counts as 10+ years later.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

18*

Those videos were made when I was fucking 12.

Flashback...

inb4 le bad at math because I know cherrypicking is your strongest weapon.

Either I'm a prophet or you're outstandingly predictable

Also, weren't we bad at math? Didn't you say it was 14, now you're saying you're 12? Make up your mind!

 

[Warai Otoko]

Pathetic.

You aren't any better faggot.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

All that's needed to complete the ever looming flat circle that is time is for him to have pink joindates suddenly appear as his personal army and call us noobs.

He can rally all 127 of his loyal subscribers to debate us with broken English.

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

I know you are a Venezuelan

Yes, and? A least I'm not hating other nationalities, other races, and I am not fucking Lego cub characters.

Those videos were made when I was fucking 12.

I that time, you were thinking in fuck Lego cub of Chima or it was after of that?

 

[Tread Miller]

Do I look like a gringo?

*gringx

This whole trans grift thing you mention is a common thing in the United States of American Israel, not here.

18*

Those videos were made when I was fucking 12.

Lmao can't do math

 

[DickMain]

Do I look like a gringo?

You look like a pedofaggot with that gay little haircut.

The pot calling the kettle black moment from you... again.

the pedofaggot said to the normal ass latam kiwi

Retards. Retrasados. Imbeciles. Imbéciles. Stupid. Estupido. Dumbass. Pendejo. Smooth brain. Anacefalo.

idioso, el stupido, tu madre ASS mucho GORDITO

 

[Tread Miller]

Another DM from our gringx Latinx friend here:


I'm not sure why you keep going to me for your late night texts, I know its 8 PM Mexico time. Latinx boyfriend asleep right now and feeling lonely, perhaps?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I'm not mexican but venezuelan. In Latin America is common sterilize both male and female pets. The Retarded of Claudio can't use even Google Traductor and instead to say "Sterilize", he say "Castrated"

Cope harder like the imbecile you are.

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> Wikipedia

Kekw. Amazing. Predictable.

You look like a pedofaggot with that gay little haircut.

You say that from experience?

idioso, el stupido, tu madre ASS mucho GORDITO

ESL moment, but the reverse.

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

idioso, el stupido, tu madre ASS mucho GORDITO

Let's help you when another retarded hispanic goes here:

Retards. Retrasados. Imbeciles. Imbéciles. Stupid. Estupido. Dumbass. Pendejo. Smooth brain. Anacefalo.

Eres una cagada asquerosa, repelente, abyecta, vomitiva, mugrosa, maldita, diarreosa, estercolera, inmunda, malnacida, pudenda, apestosa, maloliente, cabrona, maricona, huevona, pendeja, tarada, cancerígena, jodida, culeada, gilipollesca, pelotuda, encamada, malnacida, retardada, atrasada, inútil, mongola, incestuosa, burda, estúpida, insulsa, putrefacta, traicionera, indigna, chupapollas, soplahuevos, esnifacojones, gueleculo, coprofágica, masca-almorranas, infecta, cerda, nauseabunda, cochambrosa, cochina, verdulera, infame, ruin, rastrera, degradada, descerebrada, zopenca, zafia, puta, engreída, esquizofrénica, granúlenla, infeliz, profana, calamitosa, deficiente, cretina, lela, ramera, fulana, calientaguevos, ridícula, petarda, pasmarote, fistro, desidiosa, puta, reputa, soputa, recontraputa, hija de puta, hija de un millón de putas, escupepitos, caradepedo, necrofílica, alientoamojón, lambe-bukaka, revuelcaleche, coñoesumadre y de su abuela, conchuda, culoroto, nalgas reventadas, tragasable, succionapitos, esfinterpartido, ojetedesilachado, sorbemocos, capulla, pelmaza, zoquete, masturbadora crónica, espuria, chupa-tampones, regluda, coprófaga, gerontofílica, turra, ojete, atorrante, tierrúa, pajúa, amamaguevos, onanista caradeconcha y mal ser humano.

 

[DickMain]

You say that from experience?

No, since I'm not hiding in the closet and don't need to spend 7000 pesos (like 3 USD) to coif my hair like some fruity wannabe rich kid

ESL moment, but the reverse.

It's the first-worlder in me speaking, I'll try t o g o v e r y s l o w l y f o r y o u, muchacho.

Why do you like watching furry children getting fucked? Why'd you commission art for a story about this you wrote? Why do you keep avoiding replying to this part of my posts specifically?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Eres una cagada asquerosa, repelente, abyecta, vomitiva, mugrosa, maldita, diarreosa, estercolera, inmunda, malnacida, pudenda, apestosa, maloliente, cabrona, maricona, huevona, pendeja, tarada, cancerígena, jodida, culeada, gilipollesca, pelotuda, encamada, malnacida, retardada, atrasada, inútil,

Hit a nerve?

 

[DickMain]

Hit a nerve?

So why do you like cub porn?

 

[Tread Miller]

Cope harder like the imbecile you are.

You're clearly the one coping here.

> Wikipedia

Kekw. Amazing. Predictable.

Would you like a different image?

L

You say that from experience?

Weak quip.

ESL moment, but the reverse.

Again, you have no place to be calling anyone "ESL" or its "reverse."

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Eres una cagada asquerosa, repelente, abyecta, vomitiva, mugrosa, maldita, diarreosa, estercolera, inmunda, malnacida, pudenda, apestosa, maloliente, cabrona, maricona, huevona, pendeja, tarada, cancerígena, jodida, culeada, gilipollesca, pelotuda, encamada, malnacida, retardada, atrasada, inútil, mongola, incestuosa, burda, estúpida, insulsa, putrefacta, traicionera, indigna, chupapollas, soplahuevos, esnifacojones, gueleculo, coprofágica, masca-almorranas, infecta, cerda, nauseabunda, cochambrosa, cochina, verdulera, infame, ruin, rastrera, degradada, descerebrada, zopenca, zafia, puta, engreída, esquizofrénica, granúlenla, infeliz, profana, calamitosa, deficiente, cretina, lela, ramera, fulana, calientaguevos, ridícula, petarda, pasmarote, fistro, desidiosa, puta, reputa, soputa, recontraputa, hija de puta, hija de un millón de putas, escupepitos, caradepedo, necrofílica, alientoamojón, lambe-bukaka, revuelcaleche, coñoesumadre y de su abuela, conchuda, culoroto, nalgas reventadas, tragasable, succionapitos, esfinterpartido, ojetedesilachado, sorbemocos, capulla, pelmaza, zoquete, masturbadora crónica, espuria, chupa-tampones, regluda, coprófaga, gerontofílica, turra, ojete, atorrante, tierrúa, pajúa, amamaguevos, onanista caradeconcha y mal ser humano.

It's sad that Claudio didn't.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

From YouTube "Its Over for Claus Mystery, a clip from a Griffin Gaming livestream" going over Claus's Mass Debate thread:

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