DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .

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Phil, you okay there, bud?
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It really is uncanny how ugly Phil is, he should be the poster of how mental health and bad habits truly do affect you physically. The worst part is that he truly thinks he's good-looking and that he's aged well. I wonder how Phil really sees himself, like what's the image Phil sees in the mirror. It reminds me of that time he saw a screenshot of one of his YouTube shorts and thought it was edited because of how ugly and deformed his head looked.
 
Phil also sells himself down a river with not knowing what is normal behavior for normal people. He doesn't have to go back to his neighborhood in CT to meet his parents. Plenty of families in his family's socioeconomic range meet up with their parents at resorts and vacation spots.

It would be incredibly normal behavior to meet his parents in Vegas, or if they are not able to fly, he can fly out and meet them for a week at the closest Mohican Sun or whatever the fuck the Burnell clan would enjoy. Go to NY and go see a Broadway show with your mom or something.

But Phil is an alien and is incapable of understanding the normal goings-on for real life flesh and blood humans.
I'm in the camp of ideas that DSP refuses to go back home because Dave made Linda clean out DSP's childhood room to store her hoarding collection, and DSP is upset that he isn't an only child of 5 again.
 
Considering that Phil has admitted that his parents still send him a considerable amount of money on his birthday, that means less than 2 weeks ago Dave and Linda managed to get off their death beds long enough to paypal their manchild son their yearly birthday tithe. And even after that, Phil doesn't have the decency to go out and visit them.

At this point, we need a word stronger than narcissist to describe this POS.
Don't forget that Dave is able to get off his deathbed to go fly fishing, a more intense version of fishing.
 
It really is uncanny how ugly Phil is, he should be the poster of how mental health and bad habits truly do affect you physically. The worst part is that he truly thinks he's good-looking and that he's aged well. I wonder how Phil really sees himself, like what's the image Phil sees in the mirror. It reminds me of that time he saw a screenshot of one of his YouTube shorts and thought it was edited because of how ugly and deformed his head looked.
reminder that the shitty camera makes him look better, remember that one short he did with the hd phone camera that exposed how fucking old he looks? the screencap probably came from that short too
 
It really is uncanny how ugly Phil is, he should be the poster of how mental health and bad habits truly do affect you physically. The worst part is that he truly thinks he's good-looking and that he's aged well. I wonder how Phil really sees himself, like what's the image Phil sees in the mirror. It reminds me of that time he saw a screenshot of one of his YouTube shorts and thought it was edited because of how ugly and deformed his head looked.
That was so fucking funny. I believe it was this one
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To be fair, if I am remembering correctly, whoever posted this on twitter did admit they edited it to move his hairline back the tiniest amount. So it is 99.9 percent accurate but Phil can still claim Photoshop. It is wild that this guy has zero positive qualities. Ugly, greedy, evil, narcissistic, alcoholic, gambling addict, no hobbies, no friends, and too many more to list. I think he definitely thinks he is aging gracefully, dresses well, and presents as a suave attractive older gentlemen when he's really an ugly shrill autistic toxic manchild. That's why he thinks he can shill cologne to literal mouthdrooling retards who want to work on their sexy like he has ever since that muscular black man on the internet told him to.
 
It really is uncanny how ugly Phil is, he should be the poster of how mental health and bad habits truly do affect you physically. The worst part is that he truly thinks he's good-looking and that he's aged well. I wonder how Phil really sees himself, like what's the image Phil sees in the mirror. It reminds me of that time he saw a screenshot of one of his YouTube shorts and thought it was edited because of how ugly and deformed his head looked.
Probably unpopular opinion, but I think Phil does realize he's below average in attractiveness. At least he knows his head is weird. He's been openly negative about his looks enough times that he does realize it.

My theory is that once Phil finally showed himself on Youtube, he just ran with it. Big content creators mostly show their face, and he wanted to be a big shot at conventions and such.

And frankly, Phil isn't THAT ugly. He's not like Dizzy tier ugly where it would destroy his online career.
 
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I think it's fair to question if Linda especially is fucked in the head herself with how bad Phil turned out.
If Phil is being honest about how much she smokes (I know, I know), Linda could have low-grade schizophrenia. Something like 70% of diagnosed schizophrenics are heavy, heavy smokers. Researchers believe schizos smoke heavily because something about cigs—maybe nicotine—lessens symptom severity.

Anyhow, Linda is schizo and you’re all morahns. (Me included.)
 
If Phil is being honest about how much she smokes (I know, I know), Linda could have low-grade schizophrenia. Something like 70% of diagnosed schizophrenics are heavy, heavy smokers. Researchers believe schizos smoke heavily because something about cigs—maybe nicotine—lessens symptom severity.

Anyhow, Linda is schizo and you’re all morahns. (Me included.)
The problem with mental diagnoses is that no two people are the same, so it's impossible to have a controlled study or test to determine the efficacy of any treatment... is why in the good old days we just threw retards in a padded cell and fed them a few times a week.
 
This is one of those many moments where (some) long-time unironic supporters nope the fuck out because DSP can't handle any kind of criticism. He's ultra toxic today.

Case in point: this Sambuca2020 guy, a long-time (now seemingly former) supporter from the Twitch days and before that who also used to give a substantial amount of tips, went rogue AND mentions the cologne thing in the Raw Phil re-stream chat:

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Here's a blast from the past (September 2020):

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He's been openly negative about his looks enough times that he does realize it.
He's openly negative about his looks in the same way a teenage girl on social media uploads a selfie all dolled up and goes "omg I'm like... soooo ugly and nerdy! #nofilter" or whatever hoping to fish for 100 people to tell her she's, in fact, not ugly. He even does the "I never cared about how I look, but people say I look good!" even though he rambles about how he's put effort into improving his appearance. It's basically just humble-bragging, the same way he will say he used to be a moron only as a way to say he's smart now.

Even when he's negative about his looks he has to bring up how others say that's not the case. I think him reacting to a screenshot of himself and claiming it's edited gives a bigger insight into how Phil sees himself than his endless contradictions.
 
I'm calling it now. Guaranteed when his parents die he's gonna complain at the fact of missing work and going to a funeral and when he gets back to  work expects to be financially rewarded from all the hassle with travelling. money will dry his tears and any whale that chucks cash at man bitching about a parents death, should personally eat a bullet while dsp is set on fire. Or you know what, I'd even put money on dsp not showing up for either parent funeral and possibly not going back to Connecticut until it's time to collect what he's owed, either way it all boils down to a massive bitch fest of a pre stream and having money thrown at.him in the process.
Can you Doordash caskets yet? He may be able to avoid missing "work" while giving the biggest crocodile tears he's ever given on stream that way.
 
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