Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

God I would be furious if I was parent reading this stuff. cooking and driving your kids around to school and extracurricular activities is such a common thing parents have to juggle. Also, if Nick is doing all this, what the hell does Kayla do? Does she not drive or cook? Does she not have a job or something productive in life? Does she just have sex, do drugs, and stare at a wall when not active like a machine?

Father of two here. Yes, children need time devoted to them and they have activities. A normal parent is able to balance activities and work.

My real questimate currently is 3 years probation supervised, no jail and 80 hours of community service. Of course I wish for the maximum of the PSI for him.)

It's likely to be two years. Worse, if he pees clean a few months they will likely barely even check him.

My mother was an ace homemaker and had a fully from-scratch hot meal on the table just about every night. Never even occurred to me to ask her (or my dad, who, you know, got up at 6 am to go to work - or on the weekends to work on the house, build things, repair things, pay the bills, etc.) to make me something at 11 pm. And I couldn't have if I'd wanted to, bc by that time they were usually in bed or getting there, bc they were not coke-snorting hedonists staying up high and drunk all night. Most teens would rather do their own thing at that time of night, anyway. That's just a weird fucking line.

It's a rather strange admission. Not only that the 17 year old can't fend for himself, but that they even entertain cooking at 11pm.

 

[dustnight]

New filings

Sentencing memorandum from Frank White -

The Barneswalker attacks the presentence investigation report, saying: "In this case, Kandiyohi County Community Corrections has failed to deliver to this Court an adequate Presentence Investigation Report."

He states that the PSIR recommended a sentence of 30 days jail with credit for 2 days served, 5 years of probation plus 80 hours of community service.

Barneswalker asks for 12 months probation.

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Attached letters from "Author/Journalist" Megan Fox, Kayla, and Nick's dad.

Megan:
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Robert:
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Kayla:
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Dear Judge Wentzel, I thought it might be beneficial to hear from someone who knows the real story. I know my husband made a mistake and broke the law, but it was just that, a mistake. Please give him the opportunity to show you his integrity. He is a good man. He fights for freedom and free speech, and that bothers some people. They are trying to take away his voice. Please do not let them. Thank you for taking the time to read my letter.

Sincerely, Kayla Rekieta

Come on Nick, at least be a little subtle.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The fact that all five Rekieta kids are so over-scheduled is a huge red flag. Children need time for free play and self-led learning, time to grow bored and learn to occupy oneself. The fact that so many parents don’t see the connection between kids being scheduled like adults and rising anxiety, depression and suicide in children really shows how stupid our culture is.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

From the Barneswalker's filing, White appears to have messed up altering the pronouns in his quote. It seems Rekieta took personal credit for his audience donating more than $1,000,000 to charity, an argument which doesn't appear to have helped the recommendation at all.

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Apparently, Rekieta is capable of encouraging his audience to donate over a million dollars to charity, but he can't encourage a single one of them to write a letter of support.

Sad! Pathetic!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Apparently, Rekieta is capable of encouraging his audience to donate over a million dollars to charity, but he can't encourage a single one of them to write a letter of support.

Or even to get his own GiveSendGo funded.

I really hope the record is corrected for the judge’s benefit.

 

[parsnip]

Come on Nick, at least be a little subtle.

I would love it if the judge asked for clarification about who is trying to take away his voice, but I can't imagine the judge will want to waste any more time talking to him than absolutely necessary.

 

[CoomerTine]

My brother got a DUI and had a problem diluting enough to take good piss tests so they made him take breathalyzer readings twice a day

They should do this to Nick, no way he can not drink for hours at a time

 

[Heed Not]

Since the plea settlement is in a couple of days I'm locking in my bet that rekieta gets 3-5 years of probation. Where I'm departing from the norm is in also guessing he gets 30 days in jail, just so he has a taste of wait awaits him if he fucks up his probation.

I'm just here to say I called it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm just here to say I called it.

He hasn’t been sentenced yet.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Take the 30 days jail nick. That way now you have an own against most of the lawtube who said you wont be getting jail time. Especially against that fat fuck @Potentially Criminal

What's 30 days in jail anyway? It'll be fun. You enjoy the ass reaming anyway

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

His talk about enjoying prison reminds me of his weird obsession years ago with that black gay prison rapist who had the "funny-funny" video talking about how much he loved raping men in prison. Nick was bound and determined to interview him, while he was still somewhat believably LARPing as a Christian trad dad and credible lawtuber, because Nick was so enthralled by the black man's hilarious recounting of raping men in prison. Somehow, he restrained himself and never went through with the interview, but his views of the matter were unambiguous.

Take that in retrospect as you will.

In fairness it was a classic Boondocks episode and an older Internet meme from when TV was just weird.
However, given how things turned out the writers could have been foreshadowing.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I wonder how terribly Rekieta presented himself for that to be the recommendation. It's not just that he appears to have been recommended the maximum possible probation length, but that recommendation is PLUS jail and PLUS community service.

The letters do seem to imply total delusion on the part of Rekieta and his family. Unless I missed it, the letter from Megan is the only one that references addiction issues at all. Kayla refers to "a mistake" and Bob refers to "their personal situation". Kayla also appears to imply that the PSIR was biased for political reasons.

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Also, since they reference all the great things Rekieta does for his friends/family/community, why are there only 3 letters?

I doubt Nick's letter does him any favours here. That's suggesting some kind of conspiracy to silence him, not a drug posession situation.

I did some digging and from what I see Judges in that county stick to the sentencing guidelines around 70% of the time. If they deviate, they deviate down. So it's still realistic that Nick gets a softer sentence.

Make of that what you will, but they need to give reasons in court if they go under it, so if the Judge imposes something less we will get to know his thinking.

 

[August Levasseur]

Of course he claims he had "corporate clients," so I'm sure he sat around a few times with prospective clients drinking whiskey and pretending to offer useful advice.

"Corporate clients" probably means some level of contract law. My dad does some contract law as a side gig and it's all just making phone calls and writing up forms for the people he's calling to sign. It's the lowest skill lawyer work possible, but it can actually pay really well, depending on how much money is involved in the contracts you're signing.

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm double retarded, but didn't Nick mention some great deal?
Was that related to sentencing or just getting some of the charges dropped for pleading guilty?

 

[parsnip]

I'm double retarded, but didn't Nick mention some great deal?
Was that related to sentencing or just getting some of the charges dropped for pleading guilty?

I could be wrong, but I don't think he could have known what the recommendations for sentencing would be prior to making the deal. The deal was for Kayla and April to have their charges dropped, and for the child abuse charge to be dropped in exchange for him pleading guilty to the drug possession. Then, once he accepted that the parole officer does a pre-sentence investigation and makes recommendations to the judge for what his sentence should be, and the judge will sentence him on Friday.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm double retarded, but didn't Nick mention some great deal?

Nick has mentioned several "great deals." Including a Rumble "deal" that is slight of hand meant to serve as a distraction from the fact he no longer has a contract. He gets the same "deal" everybody else over there gets.

What I am saying here is Nick is full of shit when it comes to talking about deals. And many other things.

But, yes, I believe at some point Nick argued that his plea deal was good. We'll see how he feels about it after Friday.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

I feel like the funniest outcome would be 1 year in probation + 30 days in jail if that is a possible outcome. A trip to jail would finally crown Nick as the king of all Wiggers (While hopefully reducing his inhibition against looking bad to the Internet and his parents) and only 1 year in probation would mean he can go back to drinking and producing content before he has a chance to truly curb his addiction.

 

[Vibralldo]

I could be wrong, but I don't think he could have known what the recommendations for sentencing would be prior to making the deal. The deal was for Kayla and April to have their charges dropped, and for the child abuse charge to be dropped in exchange for him pleading guilty to the drug possession. Then, once he accepted that the parole officer does a pre-sentence investigation and makes recommendations to the judge for what his sentence should be, and the judge will sentence him on Friday.

Nick has mentioned several "great deals." Including a Rumble "deal" that is slight of hand meant to serve as a distraction from the fact he no longer has a contract. He gets the same "deal" everybody else over there gets.

What I am saying here is Nick is full of shit when it comes to talking about deals. And many other things.

But, yes, I believe at some point Nick argued that his plea deal was good. We'll see how he feels about it after Friday.

That's what I thought. It'd be funny and weird if Nick was convinced that because they're lowering his charges that he'd get off with a slap on the wrist, then get blindsided with 30 days in jail.

If Nick thinks he'll get off light he probably won't. He is terrible at legal analysis after all.

 

[thebigdream]

The only reason I don't want Nick to get jail time is that he'd never shut the fuck up about it. He already blubbers like a pussy about how the ebil cops bashed down his door, imagine how insufferable he'll be about his 30 days in rape jail. He'd definitely attempt to run the ex-prisoner gambit on YouTube without realising it's been done a million times before by a million times more interesting people.

 

[Vibralldo]

The only reason I don't want Nick to get jail time is that he'd never shut the fuck up about it. He already blubbers like a pussy about how the ebil cops bashed down his door, imagine how insufferable he'll be about his 30 days in rape jail.

If it's rape jail he'd probably complain about being let out