Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

A couple of recent posts by Keffals on Bluesky. Look at the likes and replies.

Telling John Flynt to shut up.
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Meeting weird guys online.
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He wasn't hiding, he was on rumspringa. (Also, hi Kevin!)
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A new selfie, plus a crossover with Phil Valens.
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You probably wouldn't have to touch yourself up with filters if you just washed your face every day and exfoliated once a week, bare minimum. Those spots under the mouth do not look normal.
 
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As foretold by the scriptures of the Keffals Cycle, drama is officially back on the menu in the Catboy Ranch. Also Lucas had sex with a 14 year older or something.

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Lucas's previously referenced "sleeping pills" are fucking benzos. Good job, Lucas's doctor, this is exactly what a poly-drug addict needs.

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Sleeping pills working as expected. Also, I'm now thinking Lucas's "socials person" is Lucas himself.
 
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Lucas's previously referenced "sleeping pills" are fucking benzos. Good job, Lucas's doctor, this is exactly what a poly-drug addict needs.

He's been crashing mid-stream because his "ADHD meds are wearing off." So when he says he's "completely off drugs," he means besides the amphetamines and benzos.
 
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A couple of recent posts by Keffals on Bluesky. Look at the likes and replies.

Telling John Flynt to shut up.
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Meeting weird guys online.
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He wasn't hiding, he was on rumspringa. (Also, hi Kevin!)
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A new selfie, plus a crossover with Phil Valens.
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In a few more years and some peroxide, he could have a goth Jimmy Savile thing going. The face vogueing has an air of fart cloud ebullience. Window blinds foreshadowing prison bars was an excellent choice. The cross necklace unfortunately does not cover the half-eaten adam's apple.
 
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In response to a post that has now disappeared: yes, Lucas has on his wall some fan art memorializing his crazed celebration of the total destruction of the Kiwi Farms and ruination of Joshua Moon's life. How do you come back from it? You can't.



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As foretold by the scriptures of the Keffals Cycle, drama is officially back on the menu in the Catboy Ranch. Also Lucas had sex with a 14 year older or something.
>I had sex with somebody 14 years older than me
Okay, but how does this help to own Ethan? Trannies really aren't ever escaping the "can't stop talking about sex/themselves" allegations.
In response to a post that has now disappeared: yes, Lucas has on his wall some fan art memorializing his crazed celebration of the total destruction of the Kiwi Farms and ruination of Joshua Moon's life. How do you come back from it? You can't.
What ever happened to those Kiwi faggots anyway?
You probably wouldn't have to touch yourself up with filters if you just washed your face every day and exfoliated once a week, bare minimum. Those spots under the mouth do not look normal.
Truckstop blowies will do that. It's the herp's (I hope).
 
Lucas's previously referenced "sleeping pills" are fucking benzos. Good job, Lucas's doctor, this is exactly what a poly-drug addict needs.
I find it strange that a doctor would prescribe this specific medication (nitrazepam) since its only suited for extremely short term use. Doctor is either retarded or Lucas lied about their addiction problems (most likely)
 
Lord, nitrazepam is basically roofies, but without the fluorination. His psychiatrist Indian online pharmacy is something else, I tell ya .
Enjoy your Alzheimers, tranny child.
I wonder if he'll be one of them that wakes up every day confused and disturbed that he has no dick? Then he'll really need those sedatives.
@neger psykolog I would bet good money that they're not legally prescribed, especially where he is in the world.
 
Enjoy your Alzheimers, tranny child.
I wonder if he'll be one of them that wakes up every day confused and disturbed that he has no dick? Then he'll really need those sedatives.
@neger psykolog I would bet good money that they're not legally prescribed, especially where he is in the world.
Possibly. It doesn't appear to be prescribed that much anymore so its a very weird medication. I believe doctors generally prescribe valium nowadays for long term use since it is long lasting and acts slower than shit like xanax.

It sounds like the kind of drug grandma would be prescribed (purely because they started being prescribed it like 20 years ago) and someone is swiping it from their medicine cabinet and reselling it or some shit.
 
Basically, yes. Or Temazepam. Xanax isn't available on the NHS afaik, you can get it privately but I still don't believe he is getting anything legally.
I'm not fully up to date on Keffals autism but didn't he come public with an addiction problem then say he was going to rehab and bla bla bla... It seems a bit retarded to be openly discussing your extremely obscure benzo in your Discord knowing that your "supporters"/"fans" will likely have a problem with financially enabling your drug use.

Maybe its just me but I wouldn't be telling people this shit if they were my financial benefactors and I was trying to RP as having overcome my addictions.
 
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I'm not fully up to date on Keffals autism but didn't he come public with an addiction problem then say he was going to rehab and bla bla bla... It seems a bit retarded to be openly discussing your extremely obscure benzo in your Discord knowing that your "supporters"/"fans" will likely have a problem with financially enabling your drug use.
Whatever supporters Lucas has got left have no real problem with his drug use. He recently hosted a singalong session with lyrics like "I got an appetite for sampling every drug and sex toy I can find, I got no holes left to deflower". Being a drug addict is just part of the troon experience.

I do think the prescriptions are "legit", as in prescribed by an expensive psychiatrist who doesn't give a hoot as long as he's getting paid. Lucas doesn't want to risk deportation from Northern Ireland if he's caught with illegal drugs.

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Of course, in public he will still say he's been clean for x years, because alcohol is not a drug, weed is not a drug, and drugs that have medical names are not drugs.
 
Whatever supporters Lucas has got left have no real problem with his drug use. He recently hosted a singalong session with lyrics like "I got an appetite for sampling every drug and sex toy I can find, I got no holes left to deflower". Being a drug addict is just part of the troon experience.

I do think the prescriptions are "legit", as in prescribed by an expensive psychiatrist who doesn't give a hoot as long as he's getting paid. Lucas doesn't want to risk deportation from Northern Ireland if he's caught with illegal drugs.

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Of course, in public he will still say he's been clean for x years, because alcohol is not a drug, weed is not a drug, and drugs that have medical names are not drugs.
If the cow doesn't abuse any substance and simply follows doctor's orders (though one does have to ask if the doctor and keffals honestly tried avoiding using medication beforehand), the clean claim is sorta(?) valid.

But still, the cow's behaviour is weird for a "clean" person. It could be gallows humour or something but I don't know. Time will tell
 
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As foretold by the scriptures of the Keffals Cycle, drama is officially back on the menu in the Catboy Ranch. Also Lucas had sex with a 14 year older or something.

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Lucas's previously referenced "sleeping pills" are fucking benzos. Good job, Lucas's doctor, this is exactly what a poly-drug addict needs.

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Sleeping pills working as expected. Also, I'm now thinking Lucas's "socials person" is Lucas himself.
Whether Lucas is really outsourcing his faggotry or just doing this to try and pretend that he's not involved in drama.

It's still really sad and pathetic, considering you claiming this traumatized you.
 
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If the cow doesn't abuse any substance and simply follows doctor's orders (though one does have to ask if the doctor and keffals honestly tried avoiding using medication beforehand), the clean claim is sorta(?) valid.
What's going on is Lucas is clearly lying about the severity of his "complex PTSD" (variously caused by his boyfriend being mean, the police being mean, or people on social media being mean) to get access to the good drugs. He recently bragged about scoring something crazy like 98 out of 100 on some PTSD test his doctor gave him. Actual war veterans have nothing on Lucas.
 
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