State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte

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Will Nicholas Rekieta take the plea deal offered to him?

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ddlloo said:
But if he did I would be tempted to wager on Nick sperging out in the courtroom.
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Only if the judge was a woman. If he was up in front of judge Pussy Liquor, I think he'd sperg out whatever the sentence imposed.

If the judge was a man, he'd be frightened somebody was going to give him a back-hander and snap his twig like frame in two.
 
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If they actually want a chance of rehabilitating Nick they'd put him in the clink or force him into rehab. If he goes to prison he'd be fine after the first few days; he'd be in Minnesota clink not Baltimore or Compton clink. Worse-case, Nick becomes a prison bitch and gets fucked in the ass for 28 days. No problem, easy, he might even enjoy it. What'll eat at him is knowing there's people online dabbing on him and he's unable to refute or doesn't have his access to cult on Locals and Discord.

Financial and physical punishments won't get through to him because he's the smartest guy in any given room, even the prison showers.
 
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porkWellington said:
If they actually want a chance of rehabilitating Nick they'd put him in the clink or force him into rehab. If he goes to prison he'd be fine after the first few days; he'd be in Minnesota clink not Baltimore or Compton clink. Worse-case, Nick becomes a prison bitch and gets fucked in the ass for 28 days. No problem, easy, he might even enjoy it. What'll eat at him is knowing there's people online dabbing on him and he's unable to refute or doesn't have his access to cult on Locals and Discord.

Financial and physical punishments won't get through to him because he's the smartest guy in any given room, even the prison showers.
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You have more of a chance to rehabilitate a rabid dog and, in my professional opinion, they should be treated the same
 
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Oxyjen said:
Oh no, that’s precisely when he was planning to stream and also send out the 5k locals gifts. D’oh!
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And he's just so damn busy on weekdays driving his kids 12,000 miles a day to all their appointments. Kayla can't help because she's too busy playing Star Trek Online with her boyfriend to actually be a parent!
 
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R00T said:
Court mandated locals streams while incarcerated. Have him do a cooking stream where he teaches us how to do grilled cheese on a radiator while he complains about his 30 days in the can!
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Honestly it would probably have a less awful vibe than the last cooking stream.
 
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Oxyjen said:
Honestly it would probably have a less awful vibe than the last cooking stream.
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An LA homeless zombie cam has the same vices as Nick streaming his cooking, but with righteous indignation instead of public urination.

So all about just as insufferable.
 
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porkWellington said:
If they actually want a chance of rehabilitating Nick they'd put him in the clink or force him into rehab. If he goes to prison he'd be fine after the first few days; he'd be in Minnesota clink not Baltimore or Compton clink. Worse-case, Nick becomes a prison bitch and gets fucked in the ass for 28 days. No problem, easy, he might even enjoy it. What'll eat at him is knowing there's people online dabbing on him and he's unable to refute or doesn't have his access to cult on Locals and Discord.

Financial and physical punishments won't get through to him because he's the smartest guy in any given room, even the prison showers.
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Jail will be terrible for Nick no matter what because he will have control taken away from him. He is a petulant child who believes he should be able to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants and chafes at the incel prudes, Karen Farmers, and his fucking kids who prevent that and judge him for what he chooses to do. His hypothetical time could be the softest experience possible where all he has to do is lay on his bunk and eat honeybuns and it will still be absolute torture to him. His day will have structure and he will have to listen to COs at the very least. That is anathema to the Crackeita.
 
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imho he should go spend 28 days in jail. go thru the humiliating process of getting checked in, eating the horrific food and talking to people who have it much worse. he wont stop being a lying narcissist and it wont humble him but it will be fresh in his mind for years and he'll fear going back. if they let him walk he's far more likely to fuck up his children's home again.
 
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MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin said:
imho he should go spend 28 days in jail. go thru the humiliating process of getting checked in, eating the horrific food and talking to people who have it much worse. he wont stop being a lying narcissist and it wont humble him but it will be fresh in his mind for years and he'll fear going back. if they let him walk he's far more likely to fuck up his children's home again.
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He might learn thing or two or dozen from jail food. Could be good for him to better feed his family...
 
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MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin said:
imho he should go spend 28 days in jail. go thru the humiliating process of getting checked in, eating the horrific food and talking to people who have it much worse. he wont stop being a lying narcissist and it wont humble him but it will be fresh in his mind for years and he'll fear going back. if they let him walk he's far more likely to fuck up his children's home again.
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I feel as if they at least want him to sweat real actual jail time before his sentence in some kind of retarded 'scared straight' ploy.

Despite if he DOESN'T get a couple days in the hole now he will only learn that he will face no real consequences for his actions.

I imagine they'll meet him in the middle with no jail and 3 years probation, which will fuck him anyways.

Do we know if they for sure will force him to not drink? I imagine as long as he can booze himself to death he could go without drugs.
 
If the Cuckold goes to Jail he will be able to enjoy bbc like styx. There also a slim chance he will get shanked and die (one can hope for the kids), he's already insufferable normally but when he's on withdrawal.... *edit grammar
 
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