DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[marlimar]

Even if he wasn't necessarily "ugly", he's always been odd looking and has this uncanny valley thing going on where something just looks off with him even if you can't quite put your finger on it. Just the shape of his head and facial features, it looks kind of weird.

I would easily describe modern phil as ugly though.

DSP's eyebrows and ear are trying to leave his ugly head.

 

[Digger10]

DSP's eyebrows and ear are trying to leave his ugly head.

Ugh, that gross ear twitching. What kind of condition causes something that creepy?

 

[Vic Viper T301]

He really just needs to stop playing rpg's they either get dropped or we have multiple and countless streams of him falling asleep if the goal is not met.

In other news nothing has changed.

$41 total for the night stream amazing guys, too bad he had a better early stream.

Unlikely. Phil's game priorities go like this:
1. New big name or popular trending games, unless he has played the series/genre before and it "didn't work" (it didn't make enough money or Phil failed too hard and embarrassed himself, E.G Monster Hunter). In these cases he will go on long prestream rants grandstanding about how he won't play the game to attempt to get some juice out of them. If a big AAA game doesn't hit money goals, he will drop it and make a long prestream rant grandstanding about how it actually sucks. Bonus points if it's on Gamepass, since those are "free."

2. Low effort "chill content." His go to when no games in category 1 are available, or to stretch out the playthrough of a category 1 game. JRPGs with long cutscenes and easy battles, walking simulators, Bethesda games, etc. The longer and more braindead the better until the money starts to dip, then he will try to rush through to get it over with and move on to the next one. If there are too many category 2s and a dearth of category 1s, this leads to a situation Phil calls "RPG Overload" or the "slow summer/winter season" and he will begin to dip into category 3.

3. Any competitive/difficult game he can win and flex his "pro gamer" muscles. This is mostly mopping up scrubs in ancient fighting games, buying three copies of Street Fighter 6 to smurf and dropping characters after he hits Master and his winrate drops below 75%, playing the most recent Call of Duty release, and replaying Souls games with overpowered crowdsourced builds.

4. Retro. At the very bottom of the barrel when he is truly out of anything to play. Phil makes this as lame as possible with shameless use of savestates and rewind features.

 

[Lord_Point]

I get they were trying to be supportive; but some of these DSP detractors are more embarrassing than Phil himself. Sucks being associated with them sometimes.

Yeah seems there are an equal number of absolute mongoloids on both sides, although this is a little bit her fault. She definitly leaned into the detractosphere a bit to capitalize on the dsp sperg out.

You cant open the door for donations from the pants shitting retarded detractos then wonder why your house stinks.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I like Faggot personally.

I'm a fan of Pigga/Pigger myself.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Unlikely. Phil's game priorities go like this:

2 should probably be - completely random older or indie game that one whale has promised to fund and handhold him through

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

I think the next step for Phil is to start playing really shitty games on stream like I mean games that visually get him pissed, after doing this he can start chugging booze on stream for donations then his content would be bad but tolerable.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Why do these retards feel the need to spam this shit on her socials? She literally had one interaction with The Guy™

I feel the same about PWR. I just don't get it. Its not like we're track Derich's movements in this thread or August the Duck or Asmongold. But this random slut gets all the praise simply for making Phil say naughty words. But of course its a slow arc right now. So everyone is struggling for a drop of content. It reminds me of when the tractors tried to astroturf Perry Carravallo into everything. Or Bossmanjack.

Edit. Jersh fix your fucking site

 

[San Dimas High School]

Ugh, that gross ear twitching. What kind of condition causes something that creepy?

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Uh-oh doods, his RGB obsession might just come back to bite him in the ass. (With or without a spoon.)

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I'm calling it now. Guaranteed when his parents die he's gonna complain at the fact of missing work and going to a funeral and when he gets back to  work expects to be financially rewarded from all the hassle with travelling. money will dry his tears and any whale that chucks cash at man bitching about a parents death, should personally eat a bullet while dsp is set on fire. Or you know what, I'd even put money on dsp not showing up for either parent funeral and possibly not going back to Connecticut until it's time to collect what he's owed, either way it all boils down to a massive bitch fest of a pre stream and having money thrown at.him in the process.

There is a good chance that Dave will outlive Phil

 

[neger psykolog]

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Reminds me of this classic iJustine tweet about DSP - it's so similar that I'm convinced that iJustine must be a lesbian too:

https://x.com/ijustine/status/1008188518705725440

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Why do these retards feel the need to spam this shit on her socials? She literally had one interaction with The Guy™

Well she did lean into it heavily for a few days and was getting extra simp bucks off of it. It's her own fault for not knowing once you get close to the vortex you get sucked in forever.

 

[Pargon]

Well she did lean into it heavily for a few days and was getting extra simp bucks off of it. It's her own fault for not knowing once you get close to the vortex you get sucked in forever.

If Phil being a bridge troll can reliably secure jannies for him, a fit lesbian should have no trouble doing the same. She’ll be fine.

 

[thirstymcgee]

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now Google bamboo fabric socks.

I had no idea it was even a thing, but it's a fabric autistic people love

 

[Niggernerd]

Detractors are so dumb. Phil can just doordash his parents

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Ugh, that gross ear twitching. What kind of condition causes something that creepy?

Being Phil.

 

[Elbe]

I'm calling it now. Guaranteed when his parents die he's gonna complain at the fact of missing work and going to a funeral and when he gets back to  work expects to be financially rewarded from all the hassle with travelling.

"Guys, I buried my parents this weekend...and I got nothing out of it."

 

[marlimar]

"Guys, I buried my parents this weekend...and I got nothing out of it."

I think DSP is so lazy, he would leave it to Melissa to cremate Dave and Linda and fully expect to get all of the ashes mailed to him, no Melissa, they are my parents, quit acting like a mouth-drooling nigger lover.

 

[LongDayAgain]

I'm planning to restart an Oblivion playthrough and it made me think of DSP trying to figure out Oblivion lockpicking, which I did at around age 10 or 11, and he just can't do it. Unbelievable levels of incompetence, even for him.