DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
If you're ever wondering the scale of gacha games and how many people are fucked by them:

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Phail will (try to) get a Switch 2 on the first day then proceed to complain endlessly. So yeah, same old same old.
Hopefully that one bricks itself immediately just like his first Switch, and everyone can remind him how regularly buckbroken he is by thousands of people he will never even meet.
 
If you're ever wondering the scale of gacha games and how many people are fucked by them:

Almost 19% of Japanese people in their 20s have spent so much money on gacha they struggled with covering living expenses, survey reveals​


Natural Selection, Darwin was right.
 
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I dont want to spoil anything on blue prince until I get a chance to try the game, but how is the puzzle solving going?

Is chat hand holding him or is he doing a this is how you dont act and 'discovering' the answer he clearly looked up before the stream?
 
Somehow great family man Burnell doesn't understand that the "thing to do" would be to see his parents.
He really needs to prove daily he is an irredeemable piece of shit.
I'm in the camp of ideas that DSP refuses to go back home because Dave made Linda clean out DSP's childhood room to store her hoarding collection, and DSP is upset that he isn't an only child of 5 again.
He's not going back to face the overdue beatings owed him.
Kick is paying him to stream now? Lmaooo
They need a loss leader
Probably unpopular opinion, but I think Phil does realize he's below average in attractiveness. At least he knows his head is weird. He's been openly negative about his looks enough times that he does realize it.
He's a narc. No way he thinks that. He just wants people to shower him in praise (the only shower he ever takes) like @Shuma-Gorath said.
Phil just admitted that he'll continue streaming for the next 15 years if he can...
Of course he will - to his detriment.
Genuine question: Would you rather DSP fleece old folks or Scientology?
I'd like to see him join Scientology and disappear.
 
Late I know but I genuinely can't believe people were discussing DSP's physical appearance as if there were anything to discuss since he is truly one of the ugliest motherfuckers I've ever seen in my life and I don't know what kind of radioactive sewer full of melty-faced mutants you're living in if you consider that thing he calls a face anywhere within a country mile of "average". And it's not like I live surrounded by models and actors, just everyday people whose faces don't cause me psychosomatic pain if I look at them for too long. Young Phil was just ugly in that greasy Pollack kind of way but the current version is a blight on the human race with an oddly shaped head, a goutee that looks like it's trying to sneak away without being noticed, engorged mantits, a gin-gut, scrawny thighs (with fat calves because fat), and horrible misshapen feet and thumbs. He looks like the goddamn missing link and he's almost as smart.

Oh, and Phil never figured out the Fallout hacking puzzle. He just mashed until he happened to hit the right word. Every explanation he gave was either wrong or so obvious it didn't need to be said. (Like the time he noted that none of the words on the screen ended in the letter "y", and a minute later said that he had figured out the target word didn't end in "y".)
 
If you're ever wondering the scale of gacha games and how many people are fucked by them:

Almost 19% of Japanese people in their 20s have spent so much money on gacha they struggled with covering living expenses, survey reveals​

Off-topic: That pull result would honestly make me consider the rope
 
If you're ever wondering the scale of gacha games and how many people are fucked by them:

Almost 19% of Japanese people in their 20s have spent so much money on gacha they struggled with covering living expenses, survey reveals​

For people who love the game, they could easily just grind for the pulls. Got like 350 cubes in Azur Lane just from playing 10 minutes a day. I'd have 10k gems in granblue but I use them up to uncap eternal weapons (been playing f2p for 9-10 years so I'm in a good spot)

WWEC seems scummy because it sounds like you have to pay money to rank in events? Idky Phil didn't just choose one that's not so competitive.
 
Retro. At the very bottom of the barrel when he is truly out of anything to play. Phil makes this as lame as possible with shameless use of savestates and rewind features.
I never understood the point of doing this at that point its not even really playing the game anymore!

I can only imagine how much he struggled with the hacking minigame from Fallout 3
I admit I did a lot. I put nothing into science stats though so maybe that made it harder, I forgot how it works.
 
If you're ever wondering the scale of gacha games and how many people are fucked by them:

Almost 19% of Japanese people in their 20s have spent so much money on gacha they struggled with covering living expenses, survey reveals​

If i reach this point i would just blow my head off out of shame. Its your money and all but if you reach a point where you have to choose between payinv rent or banner of month, you must really have fucked up in life. Dont get me wrong if you spend on gacha thats on you but atleast do it responsibly. Also people might be surprised of how far you can get in a F2P way in some games.
 
If you're ever wondering the scale of gacha games and how many people are fucked by them:

Almost 19% of Japanese people in their 20s have spent so much money on gacha they struggled with covering living expenses, survey reveals​

>implying you wouldn't spend $30 month to see your anime waifu
Say what you want but women in real life are more expensive, and they don't take half of your assets when they want to break up with you
 
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