DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[chincel]

I'm planning to restart an Oblivion playthrough and it made me think of DSP trying to figure out Oblivion lockpicking, which I did at around age 10 or 11, and he just can't do it. Unbelievable levels of incompetence, even for him.

I can only imagine how much he struggled with the hacking minigame from Fallout 3

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I think DSP is so lazy, he would leave it to Melissa to cremate Dave and Linda and fully expect to get all of the ashes mailed to him, no Melissa, they are my parents, quit acting like a mouth-drooling nigger lover.

I look forward to when he starts pulling out their urns like his Tekken mall trophy for turbo begs, or putting them on the plastic shelves behind him next to all the other shit.

 

[Lord_Point]

I'm planning to restart an Oblivion playthrough and it made me think of DSP trying to figure out Oblivion lockpicking, which I did at around age 10 or 11, and he just can't do it. Unbelievable levels of incompetence, even for him.

Another tally for 'Phil is a massive retard.'

"Phil is a secret genius" gang on life support waiting for their first win

 

[EmpGulcasa]

His parents died, so it would be really good if we could hit the goal.

 

[Pargon]

I can only imagine how much he struggled with the hacking minigame from Fallout 3

Same way most us dummies whose first FO game was 3. Save scumming, baybeeeeee

 

[LongDayAgain]

I can only imagine how much he struggled with the hacking minigame from Fallout 3

He keeps reloading as well, which means his character's lockpicking skill never improves.

 

[marlimar]

Same way most us dummies whose first FO game was 3. Save scumming, baybeeeeee

you didn't need to save scum, you just back out of the terminal before you used all 4 (however many) chances

 

[Pargon]

you didn't need to save scum, you just back out of the terminal before you used all 4 (however many) chances

dummies

mf how much more clear do i need to be

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

This outfit is not doing him any favors, you can even see the moob line lol


Edit: JESUS

 

[marlimar]

This outfit is not doing him any favors, you can even see the moob line lol
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Good Christ DSP, you don't have to take the "cow" part of "lolcow" literally you retard... inb4 one of his mods making fan art of DSP breast feeding jasper kitty burnell, his beloved son...

 

[Lord_Point]

Does he think this is an attractive look?

 

[Elite Kipchak]

This outfit is not doing him any favors, you can even see the moob line lol
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this slut is bringing out the moobs after not hitting the goal, SAD

 

[Love Is Blue]

This outfit is not doing him any favors, you can even see the moob line lol
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very very disrespectful

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

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People think we exaggerate when we call it The Vortex and to stay the fuck away. Here you go, Lex, was it worth it?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

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Lesson learned for trying to gain followers entering the Snortex, Sweetie.

 

[Balr0g]

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Jesus Christ, why does every medical aspect of his weird behaviour lead to autism or other mental stuff?

 

[marlimar]

Lesson learned for trying to gain followers entering the Snortex, Sweetie.

I take exception to one point in your argument, so many retards (us included) follow DSP that it's a viable strategy to market yourself. Not a single person here would know of her or Top Tier Brian if it wasn't for them dipping toes in the vortex.

*Checks notes* He is a retard.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

"Uh can you turn your camera off please? I didn't need to see that, Jesus"

E: He's complaining that someone's going to flash him on Mariokart when this is a party feature, what a mature adult

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Phail will (try to) get a Switch 2 on the first day then proceed to complain endlessly. So yeah, same old same old.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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"Uh can you turn your camera off please? I didn't need to see that, Jesus"

E: He's complaining that someone's going to flash him on Mariokart when this is a party feature, what a mature adult

There's a scenario that's actually worse than that.

Spoiler

Seeing a black person