Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Uber driver reviewer]

Hasn't Jack don this EXACT war before? I know he loves his bottomless fries. I don't know how to google fu too well but I'm almost sure he's done this exact face off. Also I love he keeps doing the dead "war" series. I mean all his series are dead but he really thinks he can just push them into the lime light. They are two entry level sit down places and I wouldn't doubt if they use the exact same sysco stuff.

My guess is that he’s trying to change things up by doing national chains that nobody cares about instead of local pig troughs that nobody cares about.

When Jack starts tweeting about how busy he is or how hard he works, he’s signaling that he’s about to start reusing old bad ideas because whatever he’s been doing recently has been a continued flop.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Youtube advice and Jack thinks he's a big video

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"upload SOMETHING! it's better than NOT UPLOADING!"

I loathe this mindset. It's advocating people to just shit out garbage just for the sake of it, even if you have nothing to say. It's how you get 10 or 15+ minute-long videos have maybe thirty seconds of new/valuable info. Doesn't help that we're dealing with a market that's already hyper saturated with soul-less AI slop and showing no signs of slowing down. "But first, a word from one of today's sponsors..."

And as for what makes you a "big YouTuber"? I'd say being a 400+ lb. land monster with 4-going-on-5 strokes. There's a numeric response.

 

[Bassomatic]

My guess is that he’s trying to change things up by doing national chains that nobody cares about instead of local pig troughs that nobody cares about. When Jack starts tweeting about how busy he is, it means he’s contemplating reusing old bad ideas because whatever he’s been doing recently has been a continued flop.

Probably this but also, Jack is probably well known and hated. It's easy to be a shitty customer at a chain than a local joint. Big turn over a half dozen managers and corp rules vs the owner/chef/busboy/janitor seeing "that scooty puff faggot again".

Jack loves abusing staff but he doesn't have the balls to stand up (pun intended) to anyone. I really don't doubt he's on the bad side of every local joint. He NEVER goes back to a place, for a foodie and some people truly enjoy eating out a lot. He doesn't have "his" spot, they aren't "regulars".

We don't go out a lot but it's amazing how fast good staff and you build a rapport. Mrs and I do one brunch a month at the same place and it's always a lot of chat about life, etc. We're treated like family and we don't suck up or tip 700% or anything. Restaurants and staff knew return good customers are the foundation. As I said with out rare time out and conduct we're still treated like family and it's not like our costs pay the rent of the place or it's servers.

When you hit chains you'll probably never have same wait staff and they have to follow corp nice. Jack and Tammy abuse this. Also with some economic buying power.. you're not getting a great burger at local place for what the chains have... We also know them it's quantity >quality. They don't care about duck fat fries as much as bottomless.

 

[AltisticRight]

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https://x.com/jakatak4/status/1912141180164329649

https://archive.ph/6mWiw

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I was expecting him to go on an "ai is anti-Christian" schizophrenic rant because they replaced his cross with whatever the fuck that is.
Should just put a rope there. Jack needs some hanging.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Hasn't Jack don this EXACT war before? I know he loves his bottomless fries. I don't know how to google fu too well but I'm almost sure he's done this exact face off. Also I love he keeps doing the dead "war" series. I mean all his series are dead but he really thinks he can just push them into the lime light. They are two entry level sit down places and I wouldn't doubt if they use the exact same sysco stuff.

I think he's just doing that so he can eat carbs and claim he's just taste testing shit for the videos that no one watches

 

[Acceptable]

Dermatologists hate this one simple hack!!

Seriously tho what’s going on with his face

 

[semitooth]

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Ooh, I hope this is the prologue to something. Probably just his MiL, though.

 

[Marc]

Seriously tho what’s going on with his face

Puberty.

 

[Comma]

new JOTG

Another Burger Wars has been declared. Now it’s RehRognbin vs Chill-eeeez.

Jack attempted to differentiate the two by customer sentiment. I think he just made it all up from a sample of size of himself and hammy (who naturally likely agreed with him)

“Joe” here, (Jack’s mandate)has got to be a Jack Dent / Ayelog. He’s gotta be from either here or discord. There is no way that Jack is hoodwinking any more locals organically.

RILLY KINDA DASTES LIKE SMASHBORGLE GAIZ BUT NOT MEET CHEATING SMASHBORGL WOW!

Also, why can’t Jack use a fucking fork if he’s going to fake his garnivore diet? Also check out his disgusting complexion. So much
dandruff in the in-car shot too. What a filthy chum bucket.

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He looks like an actual corpse in this video. And of course there are heaps of dandruff on his shirt, as usual.

 

[LifeAlert]

new JOTG

RED ROBIN VS CHILI'S BURGER WARS

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=aheNNRBax5s

Published on 2025-04-16 | Archived on 2025-04-16

Spoiler: Description

In this sizzling burger showdown, Red Robin’s Burger, stacked with a juicy beef patty, crispy bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, and BBQ sauce, faces off against Chili’s fan-favorite Oldtimer with Cheese, a charbroiled masterpiece featuring a beef patty, cheddar cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, red onion, and mustard on a toasted bun. Watch as these two chain restaurant giants battle for supremacy, with Red Robin bringing bold, indulgent flavors and Chili’s delivering classic, grilled-to-perfection simplicity—only one can claim burger champ


HERE IS MY LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/jakatak

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

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Dermatologists hate this one simple hack!!

Seriously tho what’s going on with his face

Jack has repeatedly insisted that his carnivore diet has cleared up his eczema. Clearly this photo is edited to make Jack look bad, because Jack would never lie about such a thing.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

RED ROBIN VS CHILI'S BURGER WARS
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https://preservetube.com/watch?v=aheNNRBax5s

Published on 2025-04-16 | Archived on 2025-04-16

Spoiler: Description

In this sizzling burger showdown, Red Robin’s Burger, stacked with a juicy beef patty, crispy bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, and BBQ sauce, faces off against Chili’s fan-favorite Oldtimer with Cheese, a charbroiled masterpiece featuring a beef patty, cheddar cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, red onion, and mustard on a toasted bun. Watch as these two chain restaurant giants battle for supremacy, with Red Robin bringing bold, indulgent flavors and Chili’s delivering classic, grilled-to-perfection simplicity—only one can claim burger champ


HERE IS MY LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/jakatak

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THIS IMAGE IS FAKE, JACK IS ON CARNIVORE, AND HE WOULD NEVER SWALLOW BREAD, HE'D GIVE THE NON-MEAT PARTS OF THE BURGER TO TAMMY OR THE HOMELESS

 

[Aunt Carol]

THIS IMAGE IS FAKE, JACK IS ON CARNIVORE, AND HE WOULD NEVER SWALLOW BREAD, HE'D GIVE THE NON-MEAT PARTS OF THE BURGER TO TAMMY OR THE HOMELESS

Maybe he eats everything, then regurgitates the non-meat parts of his food later. Like an owl pellet.

 

[Adamska]

Hasn't Jack don this EXACT war before? I know he loves his bottomless fries. I don't know how to google fu too well but I'm almost sure he's done this exact face off. Also I love he keeps doing the dead "war" series. I mean all his series are dead but he really thinks he can just push them into the lime light. They are two entry level sit down places and I wouldn't doubt if they use the exact same sysco stuff.

He does Borgl Wuhhrz like once a year at random times. It's basically just a way to get his wife to let him eat even more shit, and in this case it's a way to "cheat" on the diet he broke already three days in on camera. And since he doesn't give a shit about trying locals or places you don't know about anymore, it's always chain slop, with this being one of the more pathetic takes.

It's a reflexive tic with him now, he doesn't even understand the concepts that the him of a decade ago poorly did. Pre-Stroke three Jack at least pretended to understand and rate on criteria, even if said standards were shit. He also had other people to allegedly serve as staff. Now it's like the noise a baby bird does when it needs to be fed vomit; instinctual and gurgling, no understanding or sapience in said noise.

I also think you're stupid if you go to Chili's to just get a burger. It's not what I think of with the branding.

 

[Buck Mullet]

I also think you're stupid if you go to Chili's to just get a burger. It's not what I think of with the branding.

And you're doubly retarded if you go to Chili's just for a burger right after having a burger at Red Robin. And Joe must be some kind of weird voyeur, because the only normal answer to being asked if you want to go to Red Robin and then Chili's to compare their most popular burgers is "What the fuck are you talking about?".

 

[the khat quaffer]

new JOTG

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That restaurant light above his dome almost looks like a halo. Saintly almost.

Scalfanicus 4:20 -

'Against he who doth partake in smoking the devil's lettuce, let thine own hand(s) seize the beast by the neck and lay down the Lord's vengeance until blood runs freely from the creature's nose.'

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jack has repeatedly insisted that his carnivore diet has cleared up his eczema. Clearly this photo is edited to make Jack look bad, because Jack would never lie about such a thing.

EGGZMA GUD
SPEEEGE GUD
BEEPEES GUD
DITZNEY LESS WOLKE
NIKE GO BROKE

THE MEDIZIN IS RILLY WORKING GAIZ. CHUGG DO SEVEN YIRS OF REEZERGE ON THIS DO YOUR OWN REEZERGE



ALSDO MEAT WARS GAIZ!

 

[AltisticRight]

RED ROBIN VS CHILI'S BURGER WARS
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https://preservetube.com/watch?v=aheNNRBax5s

Published on 2025-04-16 | Archived on 2025-04-16

Spoiler: Description

In this sizzling burger showdown, Red Robin’s Burger, stacked with a juicy beef patty, crispy bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, and BBQ sauce, faces off against Chili’s fan-favorite Oldtimer with Cheese, a charbroiled masterpiece featuring a beef patty, cheddar cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, red onion, and mustard on a toasted bun. Watch as these two chain restaurant giants battle for supremacy, with Red Robin bringing bold, indulgent flavors and Chili’s delivering classic, grilled-to-perfection simplicity—only one can claim burger champ


HERE IS MY LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/jakatak

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I'm pretty sure the site rules say that nsfl imagery needs to be spoilered.

 

[Neko GF]

RED ROBIN VS CHILI'S PART 2 BURGER WARS​

(04/17/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=rNMO2g2Ds5c

Spoiler: Local Archive