You miss Lost Planet too, huh?
So much. I'm a sucker for glowing weak points and giant bugs, and even though I thought 2 mostly sucked the boss fights were incredible.
I'm still mad about Lost Planet. I will forever remain mad about Lost Planet. As my years advance and I enter the sunset of my life, I will bitterly look back and curse Capcom for what they did to Lost Planet. On my deathbed, surrounded by my loved ones in my final throes of life, I will cry out "You deserved better Lost Planet", as I shuffle out of my mortal coil and into the eternal ether. As I stand before Saint Peter and the pearly gates, he will ask, "Spider, are you still mad about Lost Planet?", to which I shall admit, "Yes Peter, I am". Even upon the heat death of the universe and the collapsing of everything into a single point of nothing, my hatred of Capcom for what they did to Lost Planet will permeate eternally. At the end of time, a stone tablet carved in a universal language by the hands of the cosmos itself will be suspended in the center of the galaxy, forever decrying Capcom as niggers for what they did to Lost Planet.
Let em rip boys, give em to me.
One might say I'm a bit salty about Lost Planet. LP2 was one of the best co-op experiences I've had with the boys. The visual quality still holds up surprisingly well and it's a game from a time when Capcom games still had their signature charm. Helldivers recaptures some of that magic for me, but it's not the same as sucking down Tang and turning your support items into massive laser cannons powered by friendship. Capcom miraculously hasn't managed to fuck up Monster Hunter (yet), but I'm just waiting for it.
As for Marathon, I don't really have much interest in another extraction shooter. I don't care much for the color pallet and I don't really know who it's supposed to appeal to. The original Marathon games were neat shooters for the time that were chock-full of autistic lore. It's a shame that the series never really got traction, and Halo being as big as it was kind of made continuing Marathon as a series a moot point. I don't see this game grabbing the interest of the original fans, seeing as how the people who played Marathon on their Mac when it first came out are in their prostate check phase of their lives, and extraction shooters seem to be primarily more popular among the younger crowd. Some of us can't compete with zoomers with a bottomless adderall prescription at FPS games anymore, sadly.