Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

>I NEED to make this thread about ME! Please validate MY chronic E-dating addiction!
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whaahahahaha what's the point of edating nigga you're dating somebody that you only know from far away whahahahahaha

 

[Catter]

coal.

not anymore now that i'm back.
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you should make a thread on yourself in prospering grounds since you love attention so much

 

[Kalsarikännit]

not anymore now that i'm back.

Literal who eslfnfpedojartycuck

 

[rapecel]

 

[bwc person]

>not really I was always a loner. Attention isn't for me but it tends to find me.

 

[rapecel]

Ice on my neck, flawless baguettes
Hop off a jet, barely get rest
Cash through the month, I get a check
Yves Saint Laurent on my pants and my chest
Chanel, her dress
Clean up her mess
I eat her flesh, you know the rest
Count up a hun', cop a Rolex
Shine like the sun, you truly blessed
Two-tone Patek
In the Clearport like I Uber these jets
VVS's on me got my Gucci shirt wet
Put a M in my bag, I'ma get used to these racks
I went to school where they teach you finesse
Five hundred shoes for the drip I invest
I'm the boss man, I keep cash in the desk
Know the coupe fast when it end with a S
Now that I'm home, back off the road
We shut it down, where it ain't so
With checks in the streets, J number 4's
Saint Laurent feet, put it on toes
Take it with me, double your dose
Covered with angels that's watching my soul
Jet got a bed, it's bigger windows
Said I'll be there in 10, but I got there in four
I feel like I'm chosen, I'm covered in gold
I left her wide open, no self control
Took nothing but five minutes, she hopped in and drove
Ice on my neck, flawless baguettes
Hop off a jet, barely get rest
Cash through the month, I get a check
Yves Saint Laurent on my pants and my chest
Chanel, her dress
Clean up her mess
I eat her flesh, you know the rest
Count up a hun', cop a Rolex
Shine like the sun, you truly blessed
Two-tone Pateks
In the Cleaport like I Uber the jets
VVS's on me got my Louie shirt wet
It's a M in my bag and get used to these racks
I went to school where they teach you finesse
Five hundred shoes for the drip I invest
I'm the boss man, I keep cash in the desk
Know the coupe fast when it end with a S
La Flame on a island
Me and Cash, Gunna hopped on a LearJet
Got Prada's, every colour
And I got CC's you ain't seen yet
Said I'd kick the cup and now I'm asking, "Where the codeine at"?
30 pointers and up, Eliantte
Drippin', my whole team wet

 

[Guacamole Nigga Penis]

hell yeah
@nigger froot you insufferable tangerine shit. Unban me or else...
I have nothing to lose, killing you would be an act of mercy.

This user is on the sex offender registry for molesting his dog and raping little kids

 

[rapecel]

 

[mentally retarded user]

The small dog barked albeit.

 

[rapecel]

 

[pilesthebeaver]

@Creasman how did you like the book cover I did for you?

 

[bwc person]

>やれやれだぜ

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

Attention isn't for me but it tends to find me.

you are a brown male lil bro, stop making these corny ahh white woman statements

 

[Guacamole Nigga Penis]

@Creasman how did you like the book cover I did for you?

>Okay class, turn to Page 35 of Creasman's "How To Be An Annoying Faggot" and read the first paragraph
>"Being an annoying faggot is not just a skill. It is an art form. I took thousands of penises up my bunghole before I could master the art of faggotry alone. I can prolapse my anus on command. This is a dedication. An oath. Once you go in, there's no pulling out."
>What does this say about the author and his ability to take insane amounts of girthy cock up the ass?

 

[jameskopp]

>The requested post cannot be found.

 

[Creasman]

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>not really I was always a loner. Attention isn't for me but it tends to find me.

>not really I was always a loner. Attention isn't for me but it tends to find me.

@Creasman how did you like the book cover I did for you?

hated it, you should have stayed threadbanned just for that trash.

 

[cranoppwel]

does anybody know why thread OP @cranoppwel was banned

Never got banned. I'm just a certified fakecel with better things going on than internet autism. I hate that I made this thread and that it's been seen millions of times.

@cranoppwel
Come back you need to see this

Literally the only reason why I'm looking at this website. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

 

[bwc person]

can (You) find the soy boy woah jaque?

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

embedded 'p above me

 

[pilesthebeaver]

Never got banned. I'm just a certified fakecel with better things going on than internet autism. I hate that I made this thread and that it's been seen millions of times.


Literally the only reason why I'm looking at this website. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

You should let @Colon capital V or @Chudborean or someone as autistic as them to rewrite it, dad.