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lol they're so crap at their fake humble brags

Jesus Christmas. Porn at 3. What the actual fuck.
I'd take their story with a grain of salt. Many maybe even most people don't vividly remember their media consumption at age 3. It could be true. It could also be wee look at me I'm so quirky and different and always have been teehee. Or some weird revisionism they've come up with in their mind. Who knows.
 
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Another tranny boyfriend turned egg
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Long ass post. See spoiler
At first I was to ask what the hell this even has to do with trannies because it's just so fucking long and elaborate that all of the words just melted together. Then I thought "that's horrible, even if he's a tranny he doesn't deserve to get randomly assaulted like that, I'd be scared for my fucking life too."
But then I remembered: nothing ever happens.
I keep asking myself why. Was it random aggression? Was it a hate crime (could he tell I'm trans)? Why slap first instead of just punching? What was his goal? It makes zero sense.
Also just to clarify, yes, the cops had him arrested after I followed him up the road and the two EMS paramedics who checked me out were really really nice and cool so if you see this post thank you I appreciate it a lot
Did some internet searching after it happened yesterday (won't dox, obviously) and it looks like he might be a former student athlete from a nearby prestigous university, possibly even kicked off a team based on old articles and pages that seem to be redacted - His old player profile apparently listed multiple multiple "yellow cards" for unsportsmanlike conduct, which maybe says something about his character... Also his stats are terrible so maybe it's just that.
Mentally, I'm still just... confused. Was it a hate crime? Random targeted violence? Mistaken identity (though I doubt that)? I have no idea. The lack of reason is terrifying. He inflicted a lot of damage, seemingly intentionally aimed at my head, which is scary to think about.
Crazy to think exactly 24 hours after getting beat up that I would have this much support from other people (presumably in my province) Thankyou
being told that he apparently has legal issues from before they attacked me and that this gave him a breach + assault, but that he was able to obtain a surety and regardless of conditions he's in the public now.
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Nothing ever happens.
 
I said I wouldn't come back without thread tax. Here's my pound of flesh—trans hypno-cultists implanting tulpas/spirits to override their own personality so they can live as their "porn god(dess)":
Decided to see if I could find anything interesting with a few word searches in the r/GOONED discord server.

"Magick":
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"Tulpa":
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This guy is referring to Bambi Sleep and derivatives (that's what Rachel Wilson was talking about in her article mentioned a few posts ago); these are infamous sissy hypnosis files alleged to use CIA brainwashing techniques or something.

Speaking of Bambi Sleep:
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Interesting to see more overlap with the tulpa-talk.

"Possessed":
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It's noteworthy that this particular server doesn't allow a lot of the iconography and lingo that's fairly ubiquitous in the gooner world, such as the QoS ("queen of spades"). There's a strict no politics and no religion (for or against) rule.

I came into this server operating on the understanding that you're going to find this kind of talk in any decently active gooning server, and that understanding appears to be vindicated. I wasn't expecting to see the tulpa-talk crop up in connection to Bambi Sleep, though—can't say that I've ever actually listened to those audio files.

I wanted to try and look in a "mainstream" server like this one (rather than, say, a furry one) because you're naturally going to see occult autism crop up more often in those fringe kinds of spheres that depend heavily on the imagination, and it'd make it hard to pin the correlation to gooning itself.

I could go find some deeper servers and find even more of this stuff, but I really don't to. This sucks.

I think as long as people understand that the fetish world in general is just the permeable membrane between polite society and the occult/glowing world, that's all you really need to know.
t's not a question of "likely"; the one (tulpas and magical practices) is the logical conclusion of the other (gooning).

Gooning isn't just faggots jerking each other off over voice and video; that's existed since time immemorial. Gooning is explicitly a fetish about being posessed by a porn demon. The obvious natural conclusion to that would be to incorporate either post-ironic or unironic occult techniques.

From "goonerpalace" (spoilered has a NSFW avatar):

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Edit: I have no idea what CORE or "wintergarden" are.

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But it's interesting that these people believe in superstitions like chaos magic, tulpas, and possession. Much like prayer, I practice a kind of magic to give myself control over bad influences, though I recognize that it's psychological and not supernatural.
That's how they start. They're Reddit scientism men (not to characterize you that way, of course) who think they're just "hacking their brains"—until they peel the skin off the orange, and realize that reductive physicalism in philosophy of mind is a comfortable, conventional habit of thought rather than an actual justified philosophical position. And by that point they've already got six My Little Ponies dancing on their shoulders, telling them to transition.

An example, from the r/furrygooners discord:
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Now for some examples from Goonerpalace, which is way more active than r/gooned (I was surprised there was no-one on VC in that server; seemed kind of dead for the discord of the best-known gooning subreddit):

"Tulpa" (this search gets a ton of overlap with Bambi hypno as well):
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You'll run into a number of "plural systems" in these groups; often they'll have a bot that lets them give their alters/tulpas/familiars their own profiles. Saw that first on an old Pony Hypnosis server back in the day, run by another self-described ceremonial magician.

"magick":
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There's no logical reason to assume that all of your thoughts come from your own head. You'd assume so under reductive materialism, but that explanation of the mind is actually impossible given what we know about computers.

Spoiler: Explanation and references in other posts

Of course, if you disagree that's not a huge problem for the purposes of understanding this phenomenon. If psychologizing it all is what's comfortable, that's fine—but it's still necessary to recognize that what's happening is the historical "possession" phenomenon, whether you want to say that's supernatural or "just" brainwashing.

On that note, I'd like to venture outside of discord for a moment; you ever search the word "priapus" on SoundCloud? Well, here's what you get (for those unaware, Priapus was the Greek god of the phallus):
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This is the molten core of what gooning is. Yeah there's all the pedophilia, but this is what's behind that.

Come to think of it, I think the best way to accurately classify "gooning" is probably as a more-or-less explicitly Satanic sub-genre of hypnosis fetishism—as a part of the broader Hypno "community". They're typically streaming from Hypnotube in their VCs; they don't have to be, but that's what I'd classify as "core gooning".

I'm actually surprised to find that this website doesn't seem to have a thread dedicated to hypnosis fetishism; the closest I could find was this thread discussing Bambi Sleep. The rest are mostly individual articles in Articles & News.

Am I just missing a general hypnosis thread?
The impression that I get is that there are three "layers" of porn involved in the gooning world (format-wise, rather than subject-matter-wise):
  1. images, stories, and videos—what most people up until recently have been familiar with.
  2. PMVs/HMVs—rapid-fire, dopamine-maxxed, quick-cut music videos splicing tons of clips together (these days with phonk and house music, mostly).
  3. Hypno.
You may have a ton of porn addicts hooked on the first two, but in my opinion you don't really have a "gooning" subculture without the third—any groups that call themselves "gooners", but don't involve hypno, seem to be dependent upon or derivative of those that do.

The whole ethos behind gooning seems to involve trying to transcend the human biological limitations on sexuality; they think of it as something that you can only experience—or "make contact" with—in isolated flashes due to how the body works (especially the male body), and they want to extend that experience or make it permanent. They use a bunch of techniques (and usually drugs, it seems) to do this, but it doesn't matter if the goonsesh lasts five minutes or ten days—eventually it ends.

It makes sense that re-programming the mind and personality itself would be the logical next step: instead of the "porn god/goddess" being something you can only briefly make contact with through the physiologically limited machinery of your sexual anatomy, it makes more sense to just install it as a "tulpa" (or similar method) directly into your body, either co-operating with or over-writing your personality.

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A pleasant skink for an unpleasant discussion.

@Outer Space Traveller asked a really good question, which is essentially, "where does this stuff come from?"

My half-educated guess is that it's a combination of organic activity meeting top-down structures, kind of like a corporate buyout—but where exactly do the two meet? Are people organically coming up with hypno communities and linking up with shadier structures up-the-chain, or are they starting out as groups of hypno-less perverts and getting introduced to hypno from farther up?

More concisely—where did tulpa.info come from? Where are these people learning about hypnosis; are they learning about it independently, or are they in a sort of loose "tradition"?

If we want to know what kind of animal we're dealing with, it seems like we need to know the history of these psychological/occult techniques, and where perverts are getting introduced to them.

Edit: @Tari if you have any insight on this question, your input would be appreciated.

A resident gnostic confirming that these kinds of practices aren't unheard of elsewhere:
Another Vajrayana practice is inviting a spirit to live through you and attach itself to you in order to achieve gnosis faster and have more energy given to you through it. This makes you capable of regenerating jing faster and therefore you have more chi. On the other hand it can also borrow from you so it's a 2 way street. Shamans call the ones who do this animal spirits and they help you through the alchemical death/rebirth process when they come and "kill" you for the dark night of the soul.

I'm sure you've all heard about Bambi Sleep, but this seems to be a broader phenomenon. I can't quote most of the relevant posts in the thread: too many images. Found out what CORE is; transhumsnist hypno fetish borg cult. It's in that thread
 
It won't let me reply for some reason, but something about that story with the secretly transphobic coworker doesn't add up.

Either OP is just making ragebait circlejerk material (most likely answer, since that's most stories on reddit these days) or the other trannies at work are exaggerating if not outright lying. If the coworker is supposedly outspoken enough with the others that they all know how much of a raging terf she is, why is she so polite and friendly to OP? Assuming she knows she's a pooner. I've known people who got painted as transphobes even for saying the most milquetoast normie takes about being completely pro-tranny but sometimes it goes a little bit too far, like that they don't think there needs to be 100+ genders, so that could easily be the "crime" that woman committed. Or the others hated her for some reason and wanted to spread rumors, or just keep OP from befriending cis scum.

People who really are transphobic hide it really well to avoid getting fired, I imagine especially at a so called progressive company where a lot of trannies seem to work. I don't think she'd have let it slip to every troon there while acting completely normal to OP. Then again this is probably invented for upvotes and I'm thinking more deeply into it than the actual retard who wrote the story did.
 
It won't let me reply for some reason, but something about that story with the secretly transphobic coworker doesn't add up.

Either OP is just making ragebait circlejerk material (most likely answer, since that's most stories on reddit these days) or the other trannies at work are exaggerating if not outright lying. If the coworker is supposedly outspoken enough with the others that they all know how much of a raging terf she is, why is she so polite and friendly to OP? Assuming she knows she's a pooner. I've known people who got painted as transphobes even for saying the most milquetoast normie takes about being completely pro-tranny but sometimes it goes a little bit too far, like that they don't think there needs to be 100+ genders, so that could easily be the "crime" that woman committed. Or the others hated her for some reason and wanted to spread rumors, or just keep OP from befriending cis scum.

People who really are transphobic hide it really well to avoid getting fired, I imagine especially at a so called progressive company where a lot of trannies seem to work. I don't think she'd have let it slip to every troon there while acting completely normal to OP. Then again this is probably invented for upvotes and I'm thinking more deeply into it than the actual retard who wrote the story did.
The coworker absolutely knows she's a Pooner, because Pooners don't pass 99.99% of the time.

I can believe the story because, well, most people are sane and will prioritize a good job over antagonizing the office gender LARPers. If the pay is good and the Hons aren't actively harassing me, I'll wish them a good morning and comment on the weather with the same sincerity I talk with my local supermarker cashiers.

Chances are the coworker is an actual Trump supporter, but is able to function in society without making politics her entire personality. She probably said at some point she voted for him, left it at that and riled up the office Tranny squad because to them, life happens in extremes.

Which is why this Pooner is so conflicted. She was under the impression all Trumpers are drooling-at-the-mouth, Confederate-flag waving hillbillies that demand the return of slavery and concentration camps. But no, this is just a nice woman who is able to coexist in the same space as the Pooner and others like her, because she is an actual professional, unlike everything the Pooner's hugboxes have led her to believe.

Here's a weird sexual assault take by that same Pooner, unrelated to office stuff: Figuring out she was bisexual after being raped by a girl.

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Oddly enough I think SA can sometimes lead to discoveries about sexuality. I used to believe that I was exclusively attracted to men, and then I was assaulted by a girl. After that experience, I found myself being attracted to girls as well as guys. It felt very uncomfortable because I thought I'd been involuntarily turned bisexual, and I was also worried that my brain had been permanently altered from the trauma - Causing me to suddenly feel attracted to women, despite being gay, as a way to cope with what happened.

That wasn't the case, as it turns out. After coming to terms with what happened I was able to remember feelings from before the event that I'd not thought much about, and realized I've always been attracted to both guys and girls. Years later, I still feel that attraction without necessarily attaching it to my trauma. It can be upsetting but sometimes experiences like that can make you realize things about yourself that have always been present, whether you knew about it or not.
 
Yet another tranny with job related access to minors. :roll:
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I'm about to start tutoring some students, but I get paranoid around kids because many people think that trans women are groomers. I mostly pass these days, except for my voice which is a dead giveaway. I'm worried that it will catch the parents or the kid off guard, and then it will either be the elephant in the room or it will make the family concerned, putting me in a precarious situation. I live in a very progressive city in the US (NYC) but many cis people still have little to no exposure to trans people. Should I disclose that I'm trans before our first session to get it out of the way?
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You do not owe people your medical history.
Second from top.
I had a similar experience, as an English teacher, I was about to make a deal with a new student, but then she found out I'm trans, by someone else, and ghosted me. I feel like it was better that she did that, actually. I'm not up for teaching transphobes 🙅‍♀️
 
Ah, ha ha.

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"Please wear a mask if possible". They never learn - nothing peak transes passers-by like the Black Pampers in ski masks.
They actually think the police will crack down on them? Two tier policing is a very real thing and you'll see it in action when the police do nothing while trannies run wild on the streets.
 
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Some great logic here from a troon. Serial killers also make up a miniscule proportion of the global populaton, but that doesn't automatically give them carte blanche to do whatever the fuck they like.
I'll do you one better. If you're only less than one percent of the population, then why the fuck do you have so much influence in politics and culture?
 
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