Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[semitooth]

 

[ILikeYou]

That's hilarious that he thinks pictures on a menu are 'so important' and a good sign, bc pictures of the food on a menu are notorious for being the mark of a low level, bad restaurant! That's universally known to be a sign you should not expect much, I think.
Also, wow, what a battle that was! As eventful and full of ups and downs as an afternoon nap!

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jacko's latest victim, Joe, is giving me some serious David Carradine vibes... Carradine died by auto-erotic asphyxiation and was found dead in a Thailand hotel in a rather humiliating sexual position after taking his kink(s) a little too far. And he's already imitating Jack by saying 'hmm, it was pretty gud!' re: Red Robin. A shame, seems like an okay dude.

Also, Jack should really not wear black shirts because those flakes show up rather noticeably. How the fuck do you have dandruff while being bald as a fucking cue ball?! Does Jack have some kinda psoriasis? Tammy should hose him down more once a week.

 

[Bassomatic]

I just love the concept of "we're going to compare things by not apples to apples" He can't even bughar woz right. After nearly 15 years of this nonsense he can't even figure how to compare something anymore.

He's so disgusting and fat. Buns are ok he leans (in his scooty) carnivore.

 

[Quixotic Man]

How do you fuck so badly that you make a 2 part "head to head" video?
Please come listen to my remix of "Burning Down the House" and "Space Jam."
Its just two separate mp3s with each song played normally.

 

[a terminal posture]

Also, Jack should really not wear black shirts because those flakes show up rather noticeably. How the fuck do you have dandruff while being bald as a fucking cue ball?! Does Jack have some kinda psoriasis? Tammy should hose him down more once a week.

Dandruff has nothing to do with having hair or lack thereof. It's also easily treatable with dandruff shampoo (yes, just shampoo your bald head) and I have no idea why Tammy puts up with it

 

[LifeAlert]

I'm pretty sure the site rules say that nsfl imagery needs to be spoilered.

Jack's thread is NSFL in itself: by reading it, you happily consent to viewing NSFL content

RED ROBIN VS CHILI'S PART 2 BURGER WARS​

(04/17/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=rNMO2g2Ds5c

Spoiler: Local Archive

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fat faggot didn't even eat the burger, he had kill bill do it. SHAMEFUL JACK SHAMEFUL

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack is still mad about the moon landing



"MEAT GUD!"



What's he on about...



"SAVE DADDY TRUMP!"



Jack cries about losing money as though his videos make enough to earn a living



Jack begs people to buy his merch



High IQ logic from Jack



Jack impressed by pretty lights

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack the "I don't engagement farm" talking about favorite sandwiches. The only reason he likes Cuban sandwiches is because Marco Rubio another closeter put a wheelchair ramp into his club for "straight Christian twink foam parties".

Jack's youtube earnings? OH Rodney Dangerfield, please stop you're killing me.

Jack likes being edgy, but I've always found while there's tons of wacky conspiracy theories, faking moon landing is the saddest of them all. As if our entire species is just less. I don't get angry, I don't let it get under my skin from Jack or anyone, it just.. makes me sad. Also look at the amazing tech Jack's on an iphone 15+sniper scope using satellites and radar and shit... but oh we can't build a rocket that's bigger that went to a near by place (in space terms). We've all seen the Saturn 5, some of us saw them take off.

But also Jack is alive from 8+ meds, surgeries etc. .... if Jack can be kept alive to think our species couldn't put people on the moon is hilarious, it's like saying "the Ctinzo people had wind mills but didn't invent chairs.." it's fucking retarded.

I'm not praying for Zion Don Jack when's the last time you've donated to the IDF or ... anything?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

High IQ logic from Jack

I avoid getting into religious debates or pointing out the erroneous logic of those who adhere to certain beliefs. They can believe what they like. But Jack’s baseless religious arrogance is so galling that he really deserves to get his ass dragged publicly.

It would all be wasted on him, because stupid. His only accomplishment in life is accruing all the worst traits a human can possess.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack is still mad about the moon landing

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Jack impressed by pretty lights

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Jack: "the moon landing was fake!"
Jack (7 hours later): "I may return to space"

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack: "the moon landing was fake!"
Jack (7 hours later): "I may return to space"

Of course he's a Moon denier but still believes that Daddy Elon is going to send people to the Moon and Mars.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

The only thing getting a workout in at the Scalfani house is chatgpt

 

[dongykung]

Of course he's a Moon denier but still believes that Daddy Elon is going to send people to the Moon and Mars.

Moon deniers and flat earthers are the biggest idiots.

"SAVE DADDY TRUMP!"

Although I agree with him there’s something ironic about him of all people being concerned with health

 

[Marc]

I have no idea why Tammy puts up with it

She doesn’t enjoy looking at or putting up with Jack’s crybaby shit any more than the rest of us do. He probably has chronic diaper rash, too. Maybe that’s what’s all over his face; given the constant trickle of shit running out of his mouth.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jack impressed by pretty lights

Jack is making a joke: since the space tourist flight doesn't go very high, climbing a ladder to change a lightbulb is also the same as being in space.

It's likely he's stolen this joke from somewhere else, because even climbing a ladder is pretty aspirational for Jack.

I really, really dislike the ahegao avatar.

 

[LifeAlert]

Jack opened a new facebook group:

https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1FNKfAmnQg/

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

The only thing getting a workout in at the Scalfani house is chatgpt

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He’s so bad at hey AI

I’m not good at much. But I’m better at Hey AI

C U PIGGY!


Edit….that “OFF” is rilly emphasized.

 

[biggacracka]

He’s so bad at hey AI

I’m not good at much. But I’m better at Hey AI View attachment 7238217

C U PIGGY!


Edit….that “OFF” is rilly emphasized.

Donald Musk goes hard, ngl

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack opened a new facebook group:

https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1FNKfAmnQg/

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-header is a generic image of some influencer faggot
-poorly & bafflingly placed semi-legible text in header
-RANDOM ALL CAPS TEXT FUCK YEAH
-stupid pussy rules (3 & 4 are the same)

This looks like a special needs child in elementary school whipped it up, so Jack definitely made it. You can't gurgle commands at apple intelligence or whatever the fuck he uses to make it whip up a facebook page for you. I'm a little impressed/confused by the lack of spelling/grammar errors though. The header is 100% Jack (it it reminiscent of his sauce display back in the day), everything else (save for the ALL CAPS) seems like an adult wrote it. It's a weird mish-mash of Jack/not Jack.

I give this one a 0.5/5, best I can do...