DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pargon]

If i reach this point i would just blow my head off out of shame. Its your money and all but if you reach a point where you have to choose between payinv rent or banner of month, you must really have fucked up in life. Dont get me wrong if you spend on gacha thats on you but atleast do it responsibly. Also people might be surprised of how far you can get in a F2P way in some games.

It’s been a while since I cracked open a DSM but it used to be that a potential criterion for the diagnosis of basically any psychopathology was “shit is bad enough you ain’t workin’ right”, in so many words.

If your behavior is adversely affecting your life it is a disordered behavior.

OT because Phil has like seventeen of these.

ETA: okay seventeen that we know of. dude could have pica or corpophagia and we should thank and beg every god we can name we never find out

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Cast your bets, who's gonna be the third host?


I think it's gonna be another mod, maybe even Craig

EDIT: It's Gahoole, some nobody unless you were an oldfag in PPP's sphere

 

[Zjierb]

Cast your bets, who's gonna be the third host?
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I think it's gonna be another mod, maybe even Craig

EDIT: It's some nobody
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Credit where it's due, this co-host seems like he might have some charisma unlike the others.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Really? Gahoole?! Get a grip Gahoole. This is Bry Bry or Persip level.

 

[shekelshoah666]

PPP's old wrestling show co host PPP is felted. God this is gonna be awful.

 

[chincel]

I was hoping for Bryan Dunn

 

[PetiteDragon43]

YOU FUCKING BITCH PHIL. YOU ARE SO DESPERATE TO GET ONE ANTI KINO CASINO GUY ON YOUR SIDE THAT YOU WENT TO GAHOOLE?! WHOAAAA BUDDY. KILL YOURSELF PIG FREAK

If you don't know who Gahoole is. He is literally no body. He's the bottom of the bottom of the Sektur. Back when Godwinson and PPP were A-logging Ralph, a group of fans splintered off and became... this. We're talking Mormon Shaggy, Squire, Persipacity, Kino Korner.
This whole thing is autistic as fuck and DSP is such a bitch for this. Even if you don't know this is pathetic. This is embarassing.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Really? Gahoole?! Get a grip Gahoole. This is Bry Bry or Persip level.

Who is he? I've been around a lot of the weirder parts of the internet and yet I've never heard of him.

 

[Digger10]

I don't know what kind of radioactive sewer full of melty-faced mutants you're living in if you consider that thing he calls a face anywhere within a country mile of "average"

I envy your innocence.

 

[Guinan's hats]

Phil is not a drama guy, he doesn't know anything about the drama, he's never involved with it.

Anyway, let's get some backstory before we get into all of the details about the egirl PPP was dating.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Do you think Phil charges for heating for all of the people living rent free in his head?

 

[PieceofShet]

Who is this guy?
I never seen him before, ever. Never even heard his name. Why should I care? Why arent they talking about wrestling?

 

[Baklava]

So he got one of PPP and Godwinson's old buddies as a dunk on PPP? Lame

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Who is he? I've been around a lot of the weirder parts of the internet and yet I've never heard of him.

An old sektor fag from the PPP/Surfer days, talking about Snacks who was a fat biker bitch in her 40s and PPP's e-gf and and Order of Nine Angles weirdo, it's old bloodsports garbage that normies and Philfags don't care about. Everyone in PPP's old circle of online friends was some flavor of fruity and obsessed with drama. It's the sektor. Gahoole is team Surfer and kind of a freak but has a better personality than Phil. Surfer is PPP's ex BFF and roommate. It's all super gay.
ETA Phil mogging zoomies for edating on discord when he has had sex with two whole women he met online is lololol

 

[A Guy™]

Can DSP get anyone normal looking to interact with him? Why is it only literal who nobody bridge trolls and methheads that want to come on his show?

Spoiler: Warning, Fallout ghoul

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

I can't believe DSP is doing a show with some nobody who looks like Frankie MacDonald, wearing that glitter painted Stormtrooper mask like that wrestler who tried to cut a promo, fell on his face, and dropped his mask. I'm so disappointed.

Phil is terrible at pretending this is an improv conversation. It's faker than Lolcow Live.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I cannot stress how much more of a get BEARDSON, MERSCH, or LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE would have been.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

An old sektor fag from the PPP/Surfer days, talking about Snacks who was a fat biker bitch in her 40s and PPP's e-gf and and Order of Nine Angles weirdo, it's old bloodsports garbage that normies and Philfags don't care about. Everyone in PPP's old circle of online friends was some flavor of fruity and obsessed with drama. It's the sektor. Gahoole is team Surfer and kind of a freak but has a better personality than Phil. Surfer is PPP's ex BFF and roommate. It's all super gay.
ETA Phil mogging zoomies for edating on discord when he has had sex with two whole women he met online is lololol

Wait, wasn't he the guy that got into a fight with PPP because PPP thought he had wrestling CP? Holy shit, it's been so long since he dropped off my radar I forgot about him.
I mostly followed Killstream back in the day, never really interacted much with PPP until he started doing crossovers with Warski (pre-Surfer breakup)

 

[Grease Fountain]

New (?) retcon + trying to direct negative karma at Kino Casino.

Fun wrestling podcast!

 

[Elite Kipchak]

damn it's a literal who, who could have guessed?