Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Positron]

Top comment: You do not owe people your medical history.

And people don't owe you a job either.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

 

[Angry New Ager]

I work for an objectively progressive company, and most of the people I work with are either very supportive or just very quiet about their personal beliefs, which I appreciate because work is not the place for that.

Oh, come on—we know this "objectively progressive" workplace is definitely the place for that, but only if you subscribe to a specific set of progressive beliefs. The people who keep quiet are keeping their heads down because they want to keep the peace, and their jobs.

Spoiler: spoiled for length

When I first started there, I made friends with a few people who work in different departments from me and I really enjoyed their company. One girl in particular was always really nice and she has a sense of humor. I liked joking around with her. However, recently I learned from a trans coworker of mine that she's a vehement transphobe, who believes we're mentally ill, and that she voted for tRump for that reason. I was devastated by the news and didn't want to believe it, but I confirmed with a few other queer people I work with and it's true.

And how, pray tell, did the tranny coworker find out that she's a "vehement transphobe," and voted for Trump? Because apparently that is not something she talks about, or acts upon, at work. I mean, she's still there, working at that "objectively progressive" workplace, and getting along well with co-workers.

So there's a good chance the tattletale troon is outright lying, and other queer people at work only know she's a TERF and a Trump voter because the troon told them so, as a means of sabotaging her.

Or maybe he social media-stalked her, found something that didn't accord perfectly with genderwoo, and has blown it up into her being a TERF and a Trump voter.

Or, shit, maybe everything the troon said is true—but he didn't find out about it directly from her, at work, because in a hyperprogressive company like that, she'd either be out of a job, or she wouldn't be friendly and joking with anybody.

For a while I just avoided her because I felt hurt. Not necessarily betrayed - I know better than to believe that being friendly with coworkers is equal to being friends - But I felt really angry that she'd bothered to talk to me at all. I'd rather she have just remained polite and curt and not tried to have playful conversations with me.

Your coworker is, apparently, a functional, emotionally mature adult, who understands how to get along with others. Unlike you.

And if she hadn't talked to you, and you hadn't had a chance to like her, you'd be snivelling about how she gave you the cold shoulder for being trans.

Personally, I prefer to try to be nice to everyone (although I'm human and obviously have my moments). And I've been trying really hard to remain friendly with her, even though I still feel hurt.

"Personally, I prefer to try to be nice to everyone—"

AND SO DOES SHE. And apparently, she does a really good job of it, because she's said and done nothing whatsoever to set you off. You only see her as the enemy because somebody else told you to.

After all is said and done though, I just get angry again. I'm glad I know this, but sometimes I wish I didn't because before, I was able to fully enjoy being her acquaintance at work. On top of that, I know other people feel the same. Some of my queer coworkers are just as friendly with her while knowing the full extent of her beliefs, and they seem to be just as sad about it as I am.

You know who you should be mad at? The shit-disturbing tranny who gossiped to you about a female co-worker (likely out of envy), and thus disrupted a perfectly pleasant and workable relationship between co-workers. Why would he do that? That is toxic behavior. And you have no idea what she actually thinks, only this troon's word for it.

I know I shouldn't give this girl the time of day. I know she doesn't respect me or really want my friendship.

You don't know a goddamned thing, because you haven't asked her what she thinks, and heard it from her directly. Somebody in your cult has told you what to believe about her, and you assume it's true. For all you know, it's a lie, but you won't even try to find out.

I wouldn't want your friendship either, if you're this weak-minded, and such a crybaby.

People who really are transphobic hide it really well to avoid getting fired,

I'm an old cat lady who lives in an extremely blue area, and one thing about liberals/progressives in a place like this is that they assume you are one of them unless you inform them, by whatever means, that you're not. If they like you, and see you acting in a kind and benevolent fashion toward approved targets (such as animals), you automatically must be one of them. They never stop to consider that you might not be.

So they're always shocked to the core when a person they like, who they see as good and moral and thus one of them, turns out to be a TERF, or a Trump voter, or anti-masking/lockdown/jab. This pooner's reaction to hearing that her friendly co-worker, who she liked, is a "transphobe" and Trump voter, and her roiling mess of mixed emotions about it? This is what afflicts every lefty when confronted with the fact that someone they really like, and who has been nothing but decent, holds the "wrong" beliefs.

So as long as I don't slip up and tell them what I really think, lefties will continue to assume I'm one of them. They'll even mentally skim over a minor faux pas now and again, with no problem—until they know the truth, and then they'll be like this girl and say, "Oh wow, there were so many red flags!"

They don't know what to do with good people who turn out not to be part of their tribe, except decide that they're really just bad people, despite all prior evidence to the contrary. And they'll perform all kinds of insane mental gymnastics, and engage in crazy denial of their previous feelings in order to do it.


Anyway, as for the troon who claims to have been assaulted by some crazy rando at a bus stop, there was an assault in the area he was in on April 14, according to the Halifax crime map,. Also, in the Halifax subreddit he got a lot of sympathetic responses, including somebody who drove past the scene after it had happened and saw the cops and an ambulance. So he's not lying (at least not about anything but being a woman).

 

[Fucker Carlson]

A faction of the ruling class finds it useful.

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OK folks, let's lighten it up a bit.
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Jesus christ that thing is terrifying

 

[NotYourAverageNigga]

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EY MATE QUIT BEIN A FOKIN TRANNEY.
(shmorky voice) thats transphobic... dad.

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

The new thing is to claim that it's a "fringe issue" and "wHy Do yOU caRE?!"

They're not sending their best.

Protecting half of the population from creeps infiltrating their prisons and sports and changing rooms is fringe, apparently!

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Some great logic here from a troon. Serial killers also make up a miniscule proportion of the global populaton, but that doesn't automatically give them carte blanche to do whatever the fuck they like.

The motte has been taken so they are making a panicked retreat to the baily. TERFs are burning the soy fields and J.K. Rowling is watching it go up with a stogie and a smile.
They are going to pretend that they have not been using institutional power to force people to participate in their fetish under threat of violence and prison with a particular fixation on women and children.

They have infiltrated every part of western culture and demanded to be the center of every conversation but the minute they lose institutional support it is "LESS THAN ONE PERCENT!!! STOP GENOCIDING US UWU SMOL BEANS!!!".

 

[PigFarm]

Wow, she confirmed it with all her other trans co workers that her new friend was a raging, Trump loving terfnazi and didn't think to ask the woman herself? Say it ain't so.

I love how feminine she writes.

I had to work with pooners semi recently and this reminds me of my situation. All the women were over the top nice to the pooners because they didn't want to deal with HR or a tantrum. Women know how other women can be.

Plus, they took on almost a curious maternal vibe where the lunchroom conversation where they wanted to be kind to the little traumatized pooner cause it was assumed they must have had a terrible childhood that led to them being so mentally ill.

Anyway tldr is that the woman likely coddled poony cause she felt bad for her, and poonys autism interpreted that as them being besties

 

[Sloth Commander]

A faction of the ruling class finds it useful.

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OK folks, let's lighten it up a bit.
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This guy is skinwalking Alyssa Mercante. Had a good laugh

 

[Chickenpolar]

At first I was to ask what the hell this even has to do with trannies because it's just so fucking long and elaborate that all of the words just melted together. Then I thought "that's horrible, even if he's a tranny he doesn't deserve to get randomly assaulted like that, I'd be scared for my fucking life too."
But then I remembered: nothing ever happens.

I believe him. Violent mentally ill dude living out of a shelter, on a release pending trial for crime, randomly assaulting somebody? That's just Justin Trudeau's Canada.

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Spoiler: NSFW: Nude MTF with cock chop

 

[korean TERF]

Out of nowhere, this guy walks out of the shelter and slaps me across the face. Not hard (like 0.2/10 pain), but completely unprovoked and bizarre. I was shocked and tried to ask him why, but he wouldn't speak – just kept gesturing aggressively, taunting me, and pressuring me to fight.

They've had their "Punch a TERF" slogan for so long and it never occurred to them that there could be a "Punch a Tranny" too?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I don't look how I feel.

Oh same here. I feel like a 21 year old grunge rocker who can live off ramens and gatorade, has no qualms about sleeping on a Greyhound bus, and can wear the same jeans and flannel for 14 days and still be considered attractive. I appear to be trapped in a rapidly aging body that requires "low carb," "presentable attire," and "horizontal sleep" and feel profoundly dysphoric.

Someone please recommend a surgeon who can fix this.

 

[Treatlerite]

Another parent turned troon giving up on their responsibility to chase faggotry

Was thinking about posting that gross faggot here but couldn't find the time. This story is max peak material. Imagine being a single mom in your early 20's, caring for your child with your family without a father assisting because he'd rather play pedozoo dress up. And if that wasn't enough, he has to document and broadcast his fetish online for your child to possibly find one day. "Sorry little Johnny, Daddy's late on his child support because he has to buy more girl hormones!"

His Twitter is a treasure trove of horrifying mental illness. As with many trannies the L kind of comes packaged in with his existence. Icky and shameless.

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Dexcom G6 spotted

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I love how feminine she writes.

I had to work with pooners semi recently and this reminds me of my situation. All the women were over the top nice to the pooners because they didn't want to deal with HR or a tantrum. Women know how other women can be.

Plus, they took on almost a curious maternal vibe where the lunchroom conversation where they wanted to be kind to the little traumatized pooner cause it was assumed they must have had a terrible childhood that led to them being so mentally ill.

Anyway tldr is that the woman likely coddled poony cause she felt bad for her, and poonys autism interpreted that as them being besties

I reckon pooner just had a crush on the woman in question, and is heartbroken her one-way fantasy won’t work any more because her princess perfect actually isn’t.

The paragraphs and paragraphs of attempted explanation are just a way for her to try to convince herself it’s normal, and not really a crush.

Sucks to be a political purist, I guess.

 

[stupid frog]

Shut the fuck up, moid. Women are more than our bodies, but our bodies are one of our unifying traits,. We have to go back to this retarded usage of language due to your kinds raping of it.
You all love to parade black women around as if they are manly apes (Kiwis, hold the racism this once), but women of all races are the same compared to the grotesque freaks of nature that consist of "trans women".

WE
DO NOT
WANT
YOU.

You are all a THREAT TO WOMEN.

Pooners are less of a threat, but I hope they get the same ruling. Men also deserve their own spaces from disgusting trollish women who wipe with urinal cakes, and children from those who shove Mr. Limpy in their pants and groom them.

 

[Syikeblade]

Found this post which is basically coping with the fact that most women don't want anything to do with lesbians who think their men.

Spoiler: Ftm coping

MODS: I'm not fetishizing. I'm also FTM and this post is meant in the most positive, affirming way.
This is mainly for my guys who are into women (though if you're gay and this hits home, it’s absolutely for you too. I just can't speak to that experience directly).
I’m 11 years into my transition, and one of the biggest struggles I’ve had has been around feeling desirable. Like women didn’t really see me as a viable option, or that if I was with someone, it came from pity or obligation, not actual attraction. Especially when it came to sex and how they viewed my body.
But some recent experiences have completely changed how I see that.
I know this might sound shallow, but this past year I’ve have many casual to more-than-casual relationships with women I honestly thought were way out of my league. Just objectively gorgeous. And they were really, obviously into me. Like, no doubts, no guessing, they made it clear. And in bed, they were into all of me, including my body and my bits, in ways that still kinda blow my mind.
In the past, I made sex all about pleasuring my partner and making sure she knew I didn't expect anything in return. But all the women I've been with recently made it clear they wanted to make me feel good. Not just out of kindness or reciprocity, but because they were genuinely into it and wanted to.
Also, a close cishet female friend of mine recently dated a trans guy, and even though they broke up because he was kind of a jerk (lol men gonna men), she’s still so into him. She vents to me about missing him, mostly sexually. She's called me to talk her down from booty calling him more than once.
It was weirdly healing to hear someone thirst over a trans guy who wasn’t me. Like, I’ve heard it directed at me before, but I always kind of doubted it or thought they were just saying it to be nice. Hearing it from the outside hit different. It really helped me internalize that trans men are desired, and not just in a “you’re valid!” way, but in a you're so hot, I want you kind of way.
And just tonight, I was at a bar and this beautiful woman who was like 5-6 inches taller than me walked up and started hitting on me, full confidence, calling me hot, no hesitation. I’m still kinda stunned.
For the record, I'm a very average-looking baby-faced short dude with a weird little mustache. I'm not particularly buff or chiseled or whatever. Kind of a Michael Cera type, I guess. So, I'm not out here looking like Laith Ashley being like omg wtf people think I'm hot! I’m really not telling y'all this to toot my own horn. I just know how deep that insecurity can run, and I want you to hear it from someone who gets it and isn't trying to condescend with some hollow validity BS.
So yeah. If you’re struggling to feel wanted or worthy or attractive: I get it. I really get it. But please know that your body isn’t a compromise. You’re not “settling material.” You’re not just tolerated. Your body doesn't need to be overlooked. You’re hot. You’re desirable. And people want you. Not just the rare unicorn. A lot of people. I promise.

Spoiler: Some of the comments

shadowsinthestars [score hidden] 2 hours ago*
I have this exact struggle, especially as someone who is only into women sexually. Even though I don't believe being trans is "less", it is SO hard to see any examples like yours and to imagine a cis woman would "pick" me over cis guys. I do have a lot of now just straight up grief for being confined to prosthetics and not being able to feel sex the way cis men do (and that's even though with my ex I did feel pleasure physically, but I still also coped by focusing on pleasing her as the justification to even be there, and now it's been years since I even had that). And on the rare occasion someone has said online they would prefer to be with trans men, immediately get shouted down for "fetishizing". Like fuck off, for most trans men (especially straight) the most common issue isn't chasers, it's feeling defective, unattractive, "failed" and undesirable and all the sex discourses supporting that interpretation. I know it's pathetic but I just want the experience of a woman validating me during sex ever again, because you just simply can't replace that experience with any other type of positive experience and it's so difficult to find or imagine when you don't get it for so long. I don't struggle with passing but feeling "hot" is just straight up alien. And yeah you definitely can't compensate these feelings with just some vague "you're valid", I know that, still doesn't solve sexual inadequacy and even perceived lack of attraction if I don't have any recent (as in past few years) experiences to the contrary. Like everything you said at the top of the post describes how this subject makes me feel. And I'm also short and round-faced and not very muscular which is all the stuff you see derided in cis men as well.

Avenue325- User Flair [score hidden] 2 hours ago
I want to confess that ive had many straight women want to date me even after i told them im trans. but ive never had a gay man tell me he'll still date me after i told him im trans, and the couple ones that said yes changed to a no after i said im a top too.

It never gets old how they think that straight women are the ones dating them.


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Updated;

Found another gold post this time gay trannies whining about how men on dating apps ghost them once the truth is revealed.



One of them was mistaken for a pooner lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/qX0WUa1Gzv

 

[DSHK]

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Shut the fuck up, moid. Women are more than our bodies, but our bodies are one of our unifying traits,. We have to go back to this retarded usage of language due to your kinds raping of it.
You all love to parade black women around as if they are manly apes (Kiwis, hold the racism this once), but women of all races are the same compared to the grotesque freaks of nature that consist of "trans women".

WE
DO NOT
WANT
YOU.

You are all a THREAT TO WOMEN.

Pooners are less of a threat, but I hope they get the same ruling. Men also deserve their own spaces from disgusting trollish women who wipe with urinal cakes, and children from those who shove Mr. Limpy in their pants and groom them.

Remember that one pooner who wanted to wear a packer to a 10 year old boys birthday party? Men arent safe either.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I believe him. Violent mentally ill dude living out of a shelter, on a release pending trial for crime, randomly assaulting somebody? That's just Justin Trudeau's Canada.

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They just can't help themselevs.
Thought about drawing the clearly existing shower curtain shut there pal? In that public facility?
No, I'm sure taking an exhibitionist, flasher, photograph fully nude to post publicly to twitter for reasons of spite, will heartily convince women that you should be in with us.

 

[FinnSven]

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Shut the fuck up, moid. Women are more than our bodies, but our bodies are one of our unifying traits,. We have to go back to this retarded usage of language due to your kinds raping of it.
You all love to parade black women around as if they are manly apes (Kiwis, hold the racism this once), but women of all races are the same compared to the grotesque freaks of nature that consist of "trans women".

WE
DO NOT
WANT
YOU.

You are all a THREAT TO WOMEN.

Pooners are less of a threat, but I hope they get the same ruling. Men also deserve their own spaces from disgusting trollish women who wipe with urinal cakes, and children from those who shove Mr. Limpy in their pants and groom them.

Their frequent use of words like dignity and respect are something which grates.

Going around in an ill fitting dress and wearing far too much make up isn’t undignified because your gender isn’t recognized, it’s undignified because you look foolish and ridiculous.

Similarly with respect. Respect has to be earned.

If a troon spends some time prior to trooning out to try and pass, that’s more respectable and respectful than just demanding it on the basis of a declaration!

 

[expectant asshole]

Protecting half of the population from creeps infiltrating their prisons and sports and changing rooms is fringe, apparently!

It doesn’t just protect women. It also keeps pooners out of male only spaces. It may be more about safety for women, but men deserve privacy and dignity as well.