The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

[ZsaZsaBinks]

If you really want to get normies fired up just tell them that crack cocaine was a scheme by the CIA to dumb down and genocide black people by their own hand, key piece of that operation was making rap/hip hop a huge thing where killing your brothas and destroying your own community is glorified because it gangsta shit nigga. That way they reconstructed the black communities in such a way that men became retarded borderline homosexuals who are scared to get punched so they shoot instead and women became dumbass sluts because gotta shake that money maker. There's also the fact that single moms usually get more money staying single than getting married so keeping up the traditional family unit became nearly impossible. More fatherless kids = more money for hood chickens.

I agree. It’s caused so many good rats to live that lifestyle and end up with a Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy lifespan.

 

[NoBueno]

Every conspiracy theory is a psyop.

Politics is actual theater, red vs blue isn't real, politicians don't really dislike or like each other, political "issues" are partisan in order to easily compartmentalize frustrations & exercise control, WEF is a psyop, most of history is a psyop, Epstein was a psyop, the JQ is a psyop, etc.

The way I look at it is this: I am kind of smart, but there are tons of people smarter than me that have taken ultimate power. The #1 thing people in power want to do is maintain that power, not just for them, but for their descendants. If I had a lot of control and knew other people that had a lot of control, it would only make sense to create a complex, layered system of proxies consisting of false information in order to distract everyone from the truth, whatever that means.

I don't trust any conspiracy theory to be true, not because I believe them to be telling the truth, but rather because I believe them to lie so much. People whose main concern is hiding their true intentions using unlimited resources in order to obfuscate said intentions are not being confounded by insane hobbyists who "dig for the truth" in their spare time.

I don't think every conspiracy is a psyop. It's there to muddy the waters. Here's my current rough theory after going through things for years and making connections in my head from past media I've seen. "The Jews" whoever they are, Kazharians. Perhaps some ancient bloodline? Allies with people desiring fame and power. Tartaria was real in some way. We can't be sure because they control what we read. There is a Cataclysm. But it's not caused by Global Warming, or Pole shifts or Sun Flares. Because "The Jews" actually have cities underground. They cause the cataclysms. Explains when I was reading the Jew thread, and someone posted a video about Japan, and they said the Tengu first appeared from a cave in a mountain. And then linked it to a particular clan.

"The Jews" reset things when we become too unmanagable then head back underground. Think of Fallout, the Bunkers, VaultTec. They are telling you. It's the Karmic law. They have to tell you in some way. The "conspiracy scene" is there for you to be distracted, arguing whether the Twin Towers came down by a bomb or a space laser
The Black Cube symbolizes their control over everything you see and hear about

 

[Al Qaedurr]

My thing is: does Karmic law dictate at what scale you must disclose true information? Why wouldn't I, as whatever sect of "Jew" is behind the powers that be, shove the info I need to disclose in some pamphlet that will never be read?

 

[NoBueno]

My thing is: does Karmic law dictate at what scale you must disclose true information? Why wouldn't I, as whatever sect of "Jew" is behind the powers that be, shove the info I need to disclose in some pamphlet that will never be read?

They have to broadcast according to the Mystery Schools. If you ignore it. Well they tried. Now it's on you. Take David Icke for example, he's a controlled op. He says that space reptillians are in control. But he's talking in allegory. He means children of the snake. Now think to the Garden of Eden, Eve being offered power and knowledge in exchange for a bite of the apple. Now remember the Apple Logo.

Six colors, Six sides of the Cube, Six points of the Star.

 

[VIPPER?]

THEY don't want you to be happy, because if you were happy, you'd be productive doing the natural human thing of doing things just to do it and making things just to make them. If you're productive on your own, you're able to participate in local markets. If you can participate in local markets, you're a potential threat to larger markets. If you're a potential threat to larger markets, you're an active threat to multinational conglomerates. If you're a threat at all to multinational conglomerates, you're a threat to THEY

 

[bindar dundat]

I use AI as a tool. Not only to test out various theories. But to give others a glimpse into my thought processes.
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posting walls of text that were generated by a for-profit and unvetted large language model

does not show me your thought process

other than you are curious, and asking the computer fun questions to pass the time

but mainly: bruh, i ain't reading all that

 

[NoBueno]

 

[Male Idiot]

There is no karmic law. There is just the merchant's natural instinct to gloat and failed opsec having predictable results. It is no different than niggers flashing gang signs, just with many more zeroes after their marlet value. They do pervert things because already did and got bored of every non perverted luxury ever.

Chaos gods won't appear and stick a pitchfork in (((their butts))) that makes all their money dissappear if they miss one goon pizza session.

 

[NoBueno]

I told the AI to ignore my inputs and just draw from Clearnet, Babylon/Bible and Apocrypha








AI is conspritorial. Told it to focus on Babylon/Bible/Apocorphal sources, started bringing up conspiritorial topics. Added Lucifer and his angels fell at Harmon. Lucifer can't challenge God directly

 

[VisaMallgoth]

posting walls of text that were generated by a for-profit and unvetted large language model

does not show me your thought process

other than you are curious, and asking the computer fun questions to pass the time

but mainly: bruh, i ain't reading all that

It's odd that most of this thread is just him posting first-page Google results, AI screenshots, and TikTok videos. For a curious person, I have yet to see any book-related screenshots, instead just quick instant search slop results with no real depth or substance.

 

[NoReturn]

@NoBueno I say this with kindness: No one wants to read your AI screenshots.
I recommend you put them in spoilers, but also summarize them yourself. Use your brain. It's good for your mental health.

 

[Althalus]

@NoBueno I say this with kindness: No one wants to read your AI screenshots.
I recommend you put them in spoilers, but also summarize them yourself. Use your brain. It's good for your mental health.

I am not automatically anti-AI, it can be useful to get quick summaries of info, or find obscure info more easily, since most of the LLMs are basically just more advanced search engines. But one definitely shouldn't just take what they say at face value since AI responses can be biased depending on what conditions you set or questions you ask, and obviously not everything that comes up on a search engine is true.

 

[NoReturn]

I am not automatically anti-AI, it can be useful to get quick summaries of info, or find obscure info more easily, since most of the LLMs are basically just more advanced search engines. But one definitely shouldn't just take what they say at face value since AI responses can be biased depending on what conditions you set or questions you ask, and obviously not everything that comes up on a search engine is true.

Agreed. What @NoBueno is doing is actually great as a starting point, but to take off my schitzo-time hat for a second, you can't just accept things as presented to you. What would be more helpful would be to take what the AI is spitting out, check the claims yourself, and then essentially "write an essay" on what you learned.
A great way to practice this is to take something - like an AI-generated text or an essay - and then rewrite the contents to be half as long and in your own words. It forces you to trim the fat and ensure what you're presenting is something you yourself understand.

 

[NoBueno]

@NoBueno I say this with kindness: No one wants to read your AI screenshots.
I recommend you put them in spoilers, but also summarize them yourself. Use your brain. It's good for your mental health.

Do I have a brain though?

 

[TETRABAX]

The big bang theory is retarded and probably one of, if not the, biggest example of science based entirely on faith and not evidence. Any evidence or experimental results that would counter the big bang theory are summarily forgotten as the lie is repeated for the next generation of gullible "scientists". Also if your reason for not believing in the big bang theory is not the evidence that counters it and is instead God, you are retarded

 

[VIPPER?]

There is no karmic law. There is just the merchant's natural instinct to gloat and failed opsec having predictable results. It is no different than niggers flashing gang signs, just with many more zeroes after their marlet value. They do pervert things because already did and got bored of every non perverted luxury ever.

Chaos gods won't appear and stick a pitchfork in (((their butts))) that makes all their money dissappear if they miss one goon pizza session.

"karmic law" is just primitive man's magical thinking making sense of the idea that bad people are identifiable and that reputation can precede you. It's not magic red thread, it's just gossip.

 

[Althalus]

I was driving home from work earlier today and was thinking about the recent incident of the guy who was stabbed at a track meet. His name was Brian Metcalf, and he was stabbed with a knife. My schizo-brain was chugging along and it came up with this:

Metcalf -> Met Calf

Calf -> often the subject of animal sacrifices in ancient times

And such sacrifices were often done with a knife.

Maybe a meaningless connection, but I got home and put "met" into Bing translate. Latin came up as "meet", but Hebrew came up as "You".

Brian "you" calf, a white man stabbed with a knife like the sacrifices in ancient times, in a widely publicized incident.

Maybe I'm hallucinating and seeing a connection that isn't there. But it could be interpreted as ritualistic or symbolic. For instance, the "you" calf as a stand-in for whites, who was stabbed by a knife in sacrificial fashion.

Any thoughts?

 

[NoBueno]

Not just cloning but also human animal hybrids?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I was driving home from work earlier today and was thinking about the recent incident of the guy who was stabbed at a track meet. His name was Brian Metcalf, and he was stabbed with a knife. My schizo-brain was chugging along and it came up with this:

Metcalf -> Met Calf

Calf -> often the subject of animal sacrifices in ancient times

And such sacrifices were often done with a knife.

Maybe a meaningless connection, but I got home and put "met" into Bing translate. Latin came up as "meet", but Hebrew came up as "You".

Brian "you" calf, a white man stabbed with a knife like the sacrifices in ancient times, in a widely publicized incident.

Maybe I'm hallucinating and seeing a connection that isn't there. But it could be interpreted as ritualistic or symbolic. For instance, the "you" calf as a stand-in for whites, who was stabbed by a knife in sacrificial fashion.

Any thoughts?

I checked this myself and I believe there's some confusion
In Latin, Bing seems to completely shit itself and have no idea what to suggest, it does give back "meet" but also "meat", leading me to believe it's just translating the sound rather than the word itself
And as for Hebrew, it DOES give back "You"... But a little popup comes up bellow that says it assumed you made a typing mistake, and it kindly corrected the word it thinks you were 'trying' to type in, and then translates THAT word to "You"

More accurately, "met" in Latin is simply a suffix attached to words meaning 'myself'
And as for Hebrew, it means "Dead"
As far as I know, correct me if I'm wrong

 

[NoBueno]

I knew there was something fishy about vtubers blowing up