The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits
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Uncle Ted's manifesto was heavily edited. He hardly did anything and the rest of it was a glowop to frighten people to scare up more FBI funding.
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Not the first reset, no..but a reset all the same. That topic had actually been broached in the other thread long ago. At the time, it made people rather irritated and/or upset.
I wonder how they'd feel about it these days.
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Anytime they reset everything to year zero (New Game+), then that's when a real reset occurs. This happened both in Christian Europe and in the Middle East with Islam. This just means a new class group of people are in charge with the defeat of the old order. In Christian Europe the priests took over, while in the Middle East a warrior caste took over. Eventually, thanks to the Templar's, the merchants took over Europe and the West after the priestly caste gave them too much power in fighting the warrior/king caste. The world we're in now, thanks to various revolutions and wars, is a mercantile order; globalism and free trade only really benefit these types. The whole point of communism and socialism is to establish the next caste that would eventually take over, which is wage cucks and the working class, which you see now with the heavy managerialism occurring at the moment.
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I think theres a reset, but you are just told some new people are in control. While the same ones sit behind the scenes.
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But, why? I vaguely understand it to be something to do with Luciferianism, but the actual reason would be appreciated.
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People with weird names are inherently psychotic.
The reason women are unhappy is because they live the existence of clowns. The makeup makes them happy but the honking nose is not permanent.
The inventor of the reciprocating saw knew what he was doing.
The reason women are unhappy is because they live the existence of clowns. The makeup makes them happy but the honking nose is not permanent.
The inventor of the reciprocating saw knew what he was doing.
Kind of proving my point. These Italian families and orders gained power during the Renaissance, during the rise of the mercantile order, using banking and the reestablishment of usury laws to gain power. Using already established religious orders and institutions to keep your power isn't really anything new.
To add fuel to the fire, it is weird to see France wanting to replace English with Latin to further get away from the English-speaking powers. This is clearly an England/America vs. Europe struggle, or you could say a Protestant (Northern Europe/America) power vs. Catholic (Southern Europe/South America) struggle with Jews in the middle as always.
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Babylon Mystery School rules. As long as it's broadcast to the masses it counts. Doesn't matter if you saw it in a movie or from Alex Jones. Karmic debt is now settled.
From what another fellow told me, it's like a war of the roses. They are all on the same side, but are strategically moving the pieces under them (us). Like the 3 biggest guilds on the server competing for world first kill. But we're the mobs.
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I believe that the Noosphere is likely real and can be manipulated through different means. Other than that, Lost Civilizations and Hollyweird are probably my go-to conspiracies that would get me exiled from Normiedom.
Well, that's also in addition to the Anti-Semitism. And the Race Science thing too, I guess...
Well, that's also in addition to the Anti-Semitism. And the Race Science thing too, I guess...
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That video is making the rounds rn, like the pyramids video some weeks ago. So I'd be careful with that, the historicity of the prophecy of the popes is a bit questionable, and you gotta squint really hard for it to make sense for the second half of the list.
Hoover Dam was built in the early 30s. Art Deco was all the rage, and stylised angels/winged figures were everywhere. Ever seen the Niagara Mohawk building? Shit's lit.
That "compass" is part of a star map with various references. Thuban is the name of the star Alpha Draconis, and the reason it's pointed out in the star map above a pyramid is that it was the polar star during the construction of the pyramids. There's also Vega depicted, as it's going to be the pole star in like 12000 years, and our current pole star.
Freemasonry symbol, quite possible.
As for the mural for the dead workers, does the inscription mean they were sacrificed? Uh, no? They died during working on the dam, simple as that. They did their part in the construction, helping to "make the desert bloom". Pretty typical dedication to honor the dead.
All in all, 2/10 video. Guy doesn't even wag his finger once or googles something, says "I don't know" a billion times in complete self-awareness, and doesn't even bring up any connections. Like, ok, there's the name "serpent" in Arabic. There are statues. There's a Freemason symbol. There's a dedication mural to dead workers. What's the connection here? Just... Seeing something? Anything? Is that what conspiracy video making has become? Is the scene being gentrified? Am I too late to get into the game? Fuck, I'm really good at wagging my finger and stroking my chin in sudden realisation.
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It's not the end of the world. It's just the last cycle which is allowed to continue in this loop of..call it wickedness, if you'd like. "Apocalypse," for example, does not remotely mean the doom and gloom which has been (deliberately) associated with the term.
Imagine being so into a video game that you forget you're even playing one. Hours go by without you even being aware, etc. Would you stop existing simply because the game suddenly resets? I picked this metaphor quite intentionally.
There is absolutely nothing to fear, frens.
Imagine being so into a video game that you forget you're even playing one. Hours go by without you even being aware, etc. Would you stop existing simply because the game suddenly resets? I picked this metaphor quite intentionally.
There is absolutely nothing to fear, frens.
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Go on...
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I am not muslim. Never have been, never will be.
I will however point out that there's an interesting character in their lore, the one-eyed antichrist, Al-Masih ad-Dajjal.
Totally unrelated - have you seen the new head of the World Economic Forum, Peter Brabeck-Letmathe?
I will however point out that there's an interesting character in their lore, the one-eyed antichrist, Al-Masih ad-Dajjal.
Totally unrelated - have you seen the new head of the World Economic Forum, Peter Brabeck-Letmathe?
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It's probably that most women come to Kiwifarms because they are prior victims of molestation, rape, or sexual assault. Why the Kiwifarms? No one really knows for sure. Some believe it's because of its focus on anonymity while allowing a degree of individuality with profiles and avatars. Others say it's because that similar strokes attract similar folks. Let it be known though that because of one man in their past, that most of them on this site blame all future men they meet for that trauma. Only emboldened by the lack of consequence online interaction and the safety permitted from 'safe spaces'. Truly, rape is the most evil of crimes. For the simple fact that in many cases, it becomes the sole personality trait of the survivor. All actions are justified, all hatred is resolute. It's a very sad state of affairs and in many cases the only thing one can do is pity the victim of said crime.
