The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

[NoBueno]

Was the Bible correct about the Earth?

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

Was the Bible correct about the Earth?
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The Musk tweet is fake if you check his archived account: https://web.archive.org/web/20220426023835/https://twitter.com/elonmusk

Edit: 4chan refugees like you should be killed. You're a cancer that fucks up every single community.

 

[Delaware 14]

i believe there are only around 1 billion human-comaptible souls in circulation, and they are recycled with reincarnation

I think it's less than that. Especially in conspiracy theory spaces you'll find there's not much introspection, and I do not believe in any religion or souls etc., I believe it is mostly a learned behavior and that anyone could be capable of critical thinking and analysis, but just aren't taught it.

this explains the existance of normies, they are bodies without a soul in them, cuz there aren't nearly enoughsouls to account for population growth

I believe you are the NPC I described. See:

Also most of the people that believe in the NPC meme are actually the so-called NPC's themselves. They don't have the intellectual capacity to realize that they are

A conscience (which we all have) does not a non-NPC make. Learn to think of your biases, there's other things that I just cannot put into words.

 

[NoBueno]

How big is the false history?

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

I think it's less than that. Especially in conspiracy theory spaces you'll find there's not much introspection, and I do not believe in any religion or souls etc., I believe it is mostly a learned behavior and that anyone could be capable of critical thinking and analysis, but just aren't taught it.

I believe you are the NPC I described. See:

A conscience (which we all have) does not a non-NPC make. Learn to think of your biases, there's other things that I just cannot put into words.

maybe i am, there is no way to prove nor disprove, i like to think i'm not, but who knows?

 

[Meriasek]

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I don't get this one. He says Methylene Blue is controlled by Bayer, but the article he even points at explicitly says it's BASF. Those are not the same company. When you look at what the guy is pointing at you'll see that it's also utter bullshit what he's talking in general. It's not controlled by BASF or Bayer, it was discovered by a guy working at BASF at the time. I can see how this retard got confused, because Heinrich Caro (who discovered methylene blue at BASF) also worked on indigo dyes with a guy called Adolf von Baeyer. This is your brain when you focus just on patterns and symbols and naked words. You become like an AI, a mechanism for pattern recognition unable to actually put any real thought in.
What is even the connection with chemotherapy? Methylene blue is used as a dye, and that use laid the groundwork for chemotherapy. And, uh, somehow that means methylene blue is used in chemotherapy? What?
Cancer diagnosed with a PCR test? What? It's being studied and is one possible diagnostic route for some types of cancer, but it's certainly not the only or even a main method of diagnosis.
1/10, some decent finger-pointing at the greenscreen text above him, but what he says is directly contradicted by what he's pointing at. Absolute low effort.
Oh, but he's trying to sell you supplements or something, I guess.

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I did like the dragon vid. It's so odd that dragons are so common in mythology across the globe.

 

[Delaware 14]

maybe i am, there is no way to prove nor disprove, i like to think i'm not, but who knows?

I'd say the inability to question your own beliefs and accusing others of not having a soul, especially "normies" kind of means everything I said. Nobody believes *themselves* to not have a soul, so why would anyone else not have a soul?

 

[NoReturn]

People with weird names are inherently psychotic.

Noministic determinism is real. Many cultures still understand this, but it's been mostly forgotten in the west.
Even if you don't believe anything supernatural about it, people tend to be pressured to "fit" their names (e.g. "You don't look like a Bob."). In general, people tend to be rewarded when we act the way people expect us to act based on our appearance and attributes, and that includes the name.

The reason I believe this as opposed to them simply coming out is because of how these newly trans people immediately start ruining major opensource projects.

I think you're on to something.

 

[NoBueno]

I don't get this one. He says Methylene Blue is controlled by Bayer, but the article he even points at explicitly says it's BASF. Those are not the same company. When you look at what the guy is pointing at you'll see that it's also utter bullshit what he's talking in general. It's not controlled by BASF or Bayer, it was discovered by a guy working at BASF at the time. I can see how this retard got confused, because Heinrich Caro (who discovered methylene blue at BASF) also worked on indigo dyes with a guy called Adolf von Baeyer. This is your brain when you focus just on patterns and symbols and naked words. You become like an AI, a mechanism for pattern recognition unable to actually put any real thought in.
What is even the connection with chemotherapy? Methylene blue is used as a dye, and that use laid the groundwork for chemotherapy. And, uh, somehow that means methylene blue is used in chemotherapy? What?
Cancer diagnosed with a PCR test? What? It's being studied and is one possible diagnostic route for some types of cancer, but it's certainly not the only or even a main method of diagnosis.
1/10, some decent finger-pointing at the greenscreen text above him, but what he says is directly contradicted by what he's pointing at. Absolute low effort.
Oh, but he's trying to sell you supplements or something, I guess.

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I did like the dragon vid. It's so odd that dragons are so common in mythology across the globe.

Why are you in this thread?

 

[NoBueno]

Sabrina Wallace playlist
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H3gj8IXnlE&list=PLPj0vDv7vxoTQ6SR_ge3VdERo9X2eUl2O

These are things people don't really want to think about

 

[Meriasek]

Why are you in this thread?
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So, BASF bought parts of Bayers agri business.
Neither are owned by the Fed, and none of this has anything to do with methylene blue.
What I'm doing here? Schizo conspiracies are fun, but this kind of shit is low effort.

 

[NoBueno]

Celine Dions Clothing line

So, BASF bought parts of Bayers agri business.
Neither are owned by the Fed, and none of this has anything to do with methylene blue.
What I'm doing here? Schizo conspiracies are fun, but this kind of shit is low effort.

Is anyone on this website not a bad faith shill?

 

[Otterly]

Methylene blue is used as a dye, and that use laid the groundwork for chemotherapy. And, uh, somehow that means methylene blue is used in chemotherapy? What?

I’m not watching the video, why can’t these people write it out? What’s the conspiracy here?
Methylene blue has a couple of legit medical uses. Main one these days is treating methemoglobinaemia. It’s a strong electron donor. Overdose also causes methemoglobinaemia so it’s not something you want to be taking unaided
There were some possible medical uses - it seems to dissolve the amyloid tangles in vitro and it kills malaria and a few other things but I don’t think any of that has been backed up by work - quinine was just being used for malaria for example when that was found so no one ever bothered.

 

[Meriasek]

Is anyone on this website not a bad faith shill?

And?

Fun fact, I just clicked "random article" on Wikipedia for that name. Never even read the article. Needless to say, I'm not actually Saint Meriasek, nor related to any celtic ducal families. Despite my profile picture, I'm also not Dagoth Ur.

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I’m not watching the video, why can’t these people write it out? What’s the conspiracy here?

Tbh, I don't even know. The guy is like, "The methylene blue rabbit hole", then strings together some made up connections, and then recommends some natural dyes that are supposed to increase brain function or something? Pretty sure he's shilling his own supplements.
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https://cultivateelevate.com/about/

Yup, "Cultivate Elevate" sells supps and stuff and also talks about general eso stuff. Viktor Schauberger, haven't seen that name in a while.

 

[Otterly]

There were a couple of people using methylene blue to treat the low oxygen levels in Covid I think. It’s an interesting chemical becasue it’s such a strong electron donor, so there’s a lot of places it could be useful.
As far as I know there’s just not much string work done on it- so if there are promising avenues it should be investigated. It’s hard to get funding for that kind of thing. Trials cost high tens to hundreds of millions of dollars and people want a patentable payday at the end of it.
It wouldn’t surprise me if there are dozens of such chemicals and drugs that have other utility, and just nobody’s looked or done the body of work needed to prove it works for something.

 

[NoBueno]

And?

Fun fact, I just clicked "random article" on Wikipedia for that name.

Just give it up. Dagoth Ur was of the Chimer, the Mer folk who broke off to worship the Daedra. And just by happenstance you chose the name of the bloodline of the Phoenicians descendants of the Nephalim. Who worship the Daemons. Gee not giving any clues there are you mystery school person. What, got bored of human sacrifices or something? Need to slum it with us underfolk?

 

[Meriasek]

Just give it up. Dagoth Ur was of the Chimer, the Mer folk who broke off to worship the Daedra. And just by happenstance you chose the name of the bloodline of the Phoenicians descendants of the Nephalim. Who worship the Daemons. Gee not giving any clues there are you mystery school person. What, got bored of human sacrifices or something? Need to slum it with us underfolk?

I just really like Morrowind and think Dagoth Ur is the best villain of TES. Although I am quite fond of the topics of transcendence and apotheosis, particularly in a science fiction setting.
You do make the random name I chose sound much cooler, thank you for that. Gotta look into it a bit more since I can't really trust your brainrotted pattern recognition.

 

[NoBueno]

I just really like Morrowind and think Dagoth Ur is the best villain of TES. Although I am quite fond of the topics of transcendence and apotheosis, particularly in a science fiction setting.
You do make the random name I chose sound much cooler, thank you for that. Gotta look into it a bit more since I can't really trust your brainrotted pattern recognition.

Whatever Taylor

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

Is anyone on this website not a bad faith shill?

Holy shit that's a retarded stretch even by your standards.

To answer your question: We're here because retards should be bullied.

Edit: Also, Morrowind is the best entry in the series and Dagoth Ur is the only actual villain with character. You have no taste.

 

[Meriasek]

Whatever Taylor

I don't get this reference.

Holy shit that's a retarded stretch even by your standards.

To answer your question: We're here because retards should be bullied.

Edit: Also, Morrowind is the best entry in the series and Dagoth Ur is the only actual villain with character. You have no taste.

Entirely correct. Dagoth Ur rules and his silky smooth voice will drive the mongrel dogs of the empire out of Morrowind.