Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell


I know this place has a really negative slant.
But I honestly think it's a bit ridiculous that Karl owes 400,000 dollaridoos for saying something which lets be honest here, isn't that absurd.

Billy Mitchell is a litigious cunt, and saying that this retard killed himself cus he got sued by this litigious cunt, isn't that crazy considering it did seem like there way a payout when it was said.
Lots of people are cheering this guys financial destruction and I don't really get why. Fuck gay lawfare in any capacity.
I get where you're coming from but Karl wasn't coming at this from a free-speech absolutist position, he hardly seemed to view it as even about his comments on Apollo Legend at all, in this video he pretty much relitigates his defense of "Well your honor, how can I defame him if he cheats at Donkey Kong?" Even if you agree what he said isn't unreasonable, it is defamatory when there's no proof AL blamed Billy, and Karl had a platform big enough to spread such a claim.
 
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Wait a minute, what the fuck is going on with their eyes? They look cross-eyed as fuck, almost as bad as the trailer for the new Superman movie, once you see it you can't unsee it.

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The kid never stood a chance.

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That's true though, his son has the backlog of his Dad's Pick-up Artistry retardation to look forward to
Maximus Wong will become the master of walking up to women, saying hello, and walking away regardless of their response. To be fair at least he'll never experience rejection for being a HAPA.
 
It costs an arm and a leg to ship Billys award winning hot sauce to where I live so I had to think of another way to honor the Video Game Player of the Century. I booted up Donkey Kong (on MAME lol) and played for about 32 minutes and 8 seconds (the length of Karls defense video).

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Needless to say I preformed incredibly poorly. Pretty sure I was way better at this when I was an 8 year old. I invite any of you to do the same and clear the low bar of 19500. I hope merciful Billy is proud of my for having fun with his favorite video game.
Does anyone know Karl's Donkey Kong score? I remember him livestreaming the game at somepoint just for the hell of it. I'd imagine it was early on in the Billy saga.
Also just to prove that Donkey Kong is a real man's game, and Goldeneye speedrunning is for toddlers, I beat Jobst's DAM agent time on my first attempt. Easy stuff really.

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