Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Fuck Marisa]

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Did he finally figure it out?

Nah, it just means more displate sponsorships.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

imagine trying to explain to your IRL family and friends that you speedruined your life savings over some retarded internet drama with some boomer who lives on the other side of the planet and calls himself the kang of kong

"but mom! he cheated at the video game highscore!!"

No problem for Karl, his parents that he became estranged with are both dead and his only friends are on discord.

 

[Harry Kuntz]

Now that Karl is past 100 pages here in about 2 weeks, is that a speedrunning WR?

 

[ringtones]

I, for one, think it's hilarious that it came out Karl Jobst is a bigger retard than Billy Mitchell

like, you could have just sat there with your mouth shut and everything would be cool. But you went and mouthed off and now everyone knows you're more retarded than one of the biggest retards on the known Internet

 

[SIMON THE PIEMAN]

I used to like Karl.
I didn't really care about the Billy stuff but I really enjoyed his deep dives on some of the stuff like the analysis of the retro market scam. I did not expect him to lie like this and the fact that he is doubling down is insane.
I briefly considered keeping the subscription on YouTube in order to watch some other non-Billy related stuff in the future but now that it is clear that he has no problem lying to his audience I realized I'd probably be subjecting myself to the Gell-Mann amnesia effect. I am not a fan of Billy but he 100% is right in this case and it's good that the justice has been served and I can no longer give Karl any benefit of the doubt.

he has the chance of doing the funniest thing ever by killing himself after putting up a suicide video blaming billy mitchell for driving him into it

Didn't he already write in Discord that he considered killing himself after Billy won? Or was that an edited screenshot?

 

[baphomet]

All he had to do was say "I'm sorry for spreading false information about you and your character Mr. Mitchell sir I did bad forgive me " Just a single moment where he was able to lose his ego and accept a compromise, a compromise that no one would have looked down on him for and would have made him look like the bigger person. Typical autistic justice which is really just a massively inflated ego.

 

[squids]

Not a single person involved in this lawsuit actually gives a single solitary fuck about Apollo Legend.

All this time, drama and money over a person you didn’t care about, alive or dead.

SAD.

 

[Ofcom Enforcer]

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Did he finally figure it out?

Absolutely not.

 

[Acheron]

Official statement from the King (of Kong):

 

[I enjoy women]

I, for one, think it's hilarious that it came out Karl Jobst is a bigger retard than Billy Mitchell

like, you could have just sat there with your mouth shut and everything would be cool. But you went and mouthed off and now everyone knows you're more retarded than one of the biggest retards on the known Internet

What's funny is that if Karl had simply not been stupid, Billy would've sued him over the cheating allegations and Karl would've more than likely won in court and gotten his piece of paper that says Billy is a cheater. Instead he had to open his mouth some more and accuse Billy of killing some tranny speedrunner and that's how we get to today.

 

[alphabetnigger]

What's funny is that if Karl had simply not been stupid, Billy would've sued him over the cheating allegations and Karl would've more than likely won in court and gotten his piece of paper that says Billy is a cheater. Instead he had to open his mouth some more and accuse Billy of killing some tranny speedrunner and that's how we get to today.

More proof trannies ruin everything

 

[Lukie]

Karl needs total ego death to survive. It's not going to happen though.

His life will be filled with people that will justly punch him into the ground as he slivers and deflects any responsibility for his actions.

I'm sure in his family life now they are seeing behind the mask of what sort of spiteful little goblin he is.

 

[KittiestKitty]

What the fuck is with the Minecraft gameplay in the background of his newest video? Is he really that ashamed of himself he can't show his face for 5 minutes? My guess would be yes.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

So if putting the retraction at the end of a video is so great for visibility, then why doesn't he do that for his sponsors too? He should also be sure not to mention them in the description or leave a stickied comment promoting them either, since it's so great for visibility and he wants as many people to see it as possible.

 

[huckbeine]

even Jirard made an apology facing the camera. what a fucking pussy ass bitch

 

[Skullomania]

I briefly considered keeping the subscription on YouTube in order to watch some other non-Billy related stuff in the future

I wonder if he intends to drag the beef in the future for views or if he'll try to sweep everything under the rug after his latest response.
Those drama vids are too profitable for him, and honestly so much of YouTube as a whole. He should have varied his speedrun content similar to RWhiteGoose. Fake runs and lies in speed running is really autistic yet somewhat entertaining at times, but that's what a majority of his content consisted of. It gets insanely mind numbing, especially with his monotone voice.

 

[Soggy paper straw]

Now that Karl is past 100 pages here in about 2 weeks, is that a speedrunning WR?

The WoW gamer, failed programmer, dude achieved more iirc. And the reason for his downfall was even more retarded

Has anyone reacted to his apology video yet? I need a buffer to be able to stand this whiny asshole

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Has anyone reacted to his apology video yet? I need a buffer to be able to stand this whiny asshole

Null and KC are probably going to go over it tonight if I had to guess.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

He's appealing it? Why?
He lives in Australia. He's outright stated he said what he did maliciously, and Billy has receipts on it causing him damages. Dude would be fucked even in the U.S. This appeal will probably just put him 100s of thousands of dollars more in the hole.

This is absolute lunacy. Take the fucking L and move on. The worst part is he'll probably keep talking about it, making him potentially open to even more lawsuits if Billy really wants to fuck with him.

Worse still is that he's not just some nobody living by himself, he's speedrunning financial ruin any% while having a wife and kid. Does he not realize he's dragging them into this retarded feud? Or does he not care? Could you imagine spending your entire life having to pay off half a million dollars because your father couldn't keep his dumb mouth shut?

 

[Al Qaedurr]

Karl is so dense, it doesn't surprise me in the slightest he still hasn't learned his lesson. $300k left to pay and he's trying to appeal with basically the same argument that cost him a fortune in the first place. I swear this retard is going to sink the next three generations of his lineage into massive debt trying to own someone who "cheated" on a video game in the 80s.

It's time all these "investigative journalist" YouTubers get a massive reality check and learn to be less retarded on the internet. However, I believe they've received so many asspats and have been huffing their own farts for so long that they legitimately cannot fathom being in the wrong in any way at all. I hope to see many more of these retards get their comeuppance.