Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Silvio Dante]

Billy can take the house, the Doom (1993) wall art collection and even the mail-order wife but he can never take the world's first :52 second run on the tutorial stage of Goldeneye on easy difficulty mode from Karl, so it's not all bad

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Billy can take the house, the Doom (1993) wall art collection and even the mail-order wife but he can never take the world's first :52 second run on the tutorial stage of Goldeneye on easy difficulty mode from Karl, so it's not all bad

what's that? pay up? uhhh best i can do is a 20% off coupon for displate and manscaped dot com, you absolute legend

 

[FiveStarAce]

"I couldn't have defamed Billy Mitchell, because everybody who saw my Videos already hates him."
"Mr.Jobst, you are guilty and have to pay damages to Mr.Mitchel."
"I couldn't have defamed Billy Mitchell, because everybody who saw my Videos already hates him."

What about Speedgooners doing the same things over and over again?

 

[xertruglia]

So did Billy Mitchell cheat at pac man or not. Can someone please tell me in the simplest way possible. I'm mentally retarded.

 

[neger psykolog]

Now that Karl is past 100 pages here in about 2 weeks, is that a speedrunning WR?

I can only think of maybe that one psycho chrischan chick that would've have a faster thread?

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I know this place has a really negative slant.
But I honestly think it's a bit ridiculous that Karl owes 400,000 dollaridoos for saying something which lets be honest here, isn't that absurd.

Billy Mitchell is a litigious cunt, and saying that this retard killed himself cus he got sued by this litigious cunt, isn't that crazy considering it did seem like there way a payout when it was said.
Lots of people are cheering this guys financial destruction and I don't really get why. Fuck gay lawfare in any capacity.

“Hey everybody,it’s me, Larl Kobst here, I know this Karl guy is a bit silly but don’t forget Billy is a real jerk”!

 

[I enjoy women]

So did Billy Mitchell cheat at pac man or not. Can someone please tell me in the simplest way possible. I'm mentally retarded.

The game he's accused of cheating at is Donkey Kong and the problem is that it's not really a clear cut answer because there's multiple records and other bullshit. But to put it simply, the topic everyone talks about is one of his Donkey Kong scores that was done on an emulator instead of original hardware, therefore against the rules so yes he did cheat.

 

[David Spadem]

The running defence of Karl supporters in the comments section make me laugh, shout out this thread I suppose

 

[Canoodler]

Watch him run his mouth and get sued by Billy again and then lose again.

 

[xertruglia]

The game he's accused of cheating at is Donkey Kong and the problem is that it's not really a clear cut answer because there's multiple records and other bullshit. But to put it simply, the topic everyone talks about is one of his Donkey Kong scores that was done on an emulator instead of original hardware, therefore against the rules so yes he did cheat.

Thank you.

Everyone keeps talking about how his wife will leave him now. But I think she's probably the same as him and thinks they can still win this.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

But I think she's probably the same as him and thinks they can still win this.

I believe there's a significant chance she's completely out of the loop.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

OK, OK. So he has to lose the appeal, and THEN youtube will stop recommending this retard to me despite my having told it not to.

It's kindof funny, because it's pretty clear the reason he thinks he's going to win on appeal is because... he has a youtube channel. The ego of content-creators, I guess.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

What about Speedgooners doing the same things over and over again?

Repetitive actions or phrases are a common symptom of autism.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Billy can take the house, the Doom (1993) wall art collection and even the mail-order wife but he can never take the world's first :52 second run on the tutorial stage of Goldeneye on easy difficulty mode from Karl, so it's not all bad

Billy is such an insanely skilled gamer he absolutely could take that record. He is being benevolent in not doing so.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

I mean it's just the definition of insanity

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

You expect me to DROP EVERYTHING to make a video about how i scammed you retards in a timely matter?









Reminder that this nigga is pushing 40. cringe

 

[Gruntmaster-6000]

Reminder that this nigga is pushing 40. cringe

Ah yes, when I see Karl, I immediately think Count of Monte Cristo.

 

[James done did it]

Billy can take the house, the Doom (1993) wall art collection and even the mail-order wife but he can never take the world's first :52 second run on the tutorial stage of Goldeneye on easy difficulty mode from Karl, so it's not all bad

He can't take the world first but I now badly want to see him get a :51 out of pure spite. Do it Billy. Take everything from this albino faggot.

 

[troon2jak]

this guy was so arrogant even the judge was triggered

 

[neger psykolog]

Now that Karl is past 100 pages here in about 2 weeks, is that a speedrunning WR?

You absolute faggots, I have created a thread to help us certify Karl Jobst as having the fastest growing lolcow thread in recorded history: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/community-feature-submissions.114933/post-21150331

He may actually have the world record in this category - 100 pages is a really high amount in just 2 weeks.

edit: queen klara the fart domme won this category already in 2 days. Sorry Karl, pack up ur bags and go home a tranny won in speedrunning, big surprise!