Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

But I honestly think it's a bit ridiculous that Karl owes 400,000 dollaridoos for saying something which lets be honest here, isn't that absurd.
The biggest part of the sum, $300 000 for non-economic loss and $40 000 interest on that, was because Karl was basically pumping out an endless stream of monetized videos about Billy, even making fun of Mitchell's complaint. If he had responded to the revelation that he was wrong by just deleting his video, rather than going on a full-retarded public crusade, maybe the nebulous deniability of the suit's central claim would have allowed him to weasel his way out of it. But one can't argue with the ruling saying that Karl displayed "reckless indifference and malice" basically on a daily basis.
 
Official statement from the King (of Kong):

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The biggest part of the sum, $300 000 for non-economic loss and $40 000 interest on that, was because Karl was basically pumping out an endless stream of monetized videos about Billy, even making fun of Mitchell's complaint. If he had responded to the revelation that he was wrong by just deleting his video, rather than going on a full-retarded public crusade, maybe the nebulous deniability of the suit's central claim would have allowed him to weasel his way out of it. But one can't argue with the ruling saying that Karl displayed "reckless indifference and malice" basically on a daily basis.
I mean isn't this generally why as soon as a company/person receives a legal notice they entirely shut the fuck up about the subject in the interim period until it is resolved?

I'm sure all those fortune 500 companies that say: "we don't comment on pending legal matters" were just idiots though. Speedrunners are in it to win it! Gotta go fast!
 
The running defence of Karl supporters in the comments section make me laugh, shout out this thread I suppose :story:
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"Because y'know, Kiwi Farms is such a reliable source of information lol". The forum is largely just a collection of publicly available information, often just screenshots and archives from Karl's own platforms (mixed in with edgy commentary). Virtually nothing here is fabricated.
 
You absolute faggots, I have created a thread to help us certify Karl Jobst as having the fastest growing lolcow thread in recorded history: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/community-feature-submissions.114933/post-21150331

He may actually have the world record in this category - 100 pages is a really high amount in just 2 weeks.

edit: queen klara the fart domme won this category already in 2 days. Sorry Karl, pack up ur bags and go home a tranny won in speedrunning, big surprise!
Do we at least know if he's number two? Or how high he ranks if not?
 
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Discord is telling Karl to stop witchhunting cheaters for drama videos. Karl refuses.

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Cheater videos are harmless (for Karl).

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He walked this back.

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He will "repay you with content."

NO REFUNDS!

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"I won't pay back all you people who gave me money because you trusted that I was fighting a lawsuit that seemed clear cut and wasn't because of my own terrible decisions, but I will give you more dramawhore videos. Be thankful!"

I have never seen anyone speedrun becoming a lolcow this fast, but I guess it's on brand.
 
Billy can take the house, the Doom (1993) wall art collection and even the mail-order wife but he can never take the world's first :52 second run on the tutorial stage of Goldeneye on easy difficulty mode from Karl, so it's not all bad
Billy has the an opportunity to do the funniest thing, cheat to take that record from Karl.
 
Karl barely contributed to EZScape's 'The Downfall of Apollo Legend' video but he posted in Discord about wanting to making his own. He deleted his Discord message sometime after getting sued but thankfully it was saved. I'm sure Karl will never address this.
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Of course Karl doubled down on his retraction being adequate because it was at the end of a 30 minute unrelated video that got 2 million views... Karl, how about you show the average watch time of that video vs the watch time of the video with the defamatory remark?
 
Discord is telling Karl to stop witchhunting cheaters for drama videos. Karl refuses.

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Cheater videos are harmless (for Karl).

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He walked this back.

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He will "repay you with content."

NO REFUNDS!

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He should stop saying things. He’s clearly too retarded to be on the internet. I’m not even saying he made the promise but given the context of the situation of course a lot of people will interpret it that way. This nigger has to have aspergers or something.
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>If I heart comments about how hecking wholesome reddit chungus self-deprecating I am, maybe my retarded as fuck audience will see I'm not seething, coping and dilating behind the screen.
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"Cope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sneeds the tune without the words
And never stops at all."

-Emily Dickn'tson
 
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