Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

David Spadem said:
The running defence of Karl supporters in the comments section make me laugh, shout out this thread I suppose :story:
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"Because y'know, Kiwi Farms is such a reliable source of information lol". The forum is largely just a collection of publicly available information, often just screenshots and archives from Karl's own platforms (mixed in with edgy commentary). Virtually nothing here is fabricated.
 
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Spooky Dogwood said:
Is there a way we could get a record of how much time he spent on discord during the last few weeks?
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1300 discord messages from after the decision on the 1st
 
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neger psykolog said:
You absolute faggots, I have created a thread to help us certify Karl Jobst as having the fastest growing lolcow thread in recorded history: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/community-feature-submissions.114933/post-21150331

He may actually have the world record in this category - 100 pages is a really high amount in just 2 weeks.

edit: queen klara the fart domme won this category already in 2 days. Sorry Karl, pack up ur bags and go home a tranny won in speedrunning, big surprise!
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Do we at least know if he's number two? Or how high he ranks if not?
 
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Ofcom Enforcer said:
Discord is telling Karl to stop witchhunting cheaters for drama videos. Karl refuses.

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Cheater videos are harmless (for Karl).

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He walked this back.

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He will "repay you with content."

NO REFUNDS!

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"I won't pay back all you people who gave me money because you trusted that I was fighting a lawsuit that seemed clear cut and wasn't because of my own terrible decisions, but I will give you more dramawhore videos. Be thankful!"

I have never seen anyone speedrun becoming a lolcow this fast, but I guess it's on brand.
 
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Silvio Dante said:
Billy can take the house, the Doom (1993) wall art collection and even the mail-order wife but he can never take the world's first :52 second run on the tutorial stage of Goldeneye on easy difficulty mode from Karl, so it's not all bad
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Billy has the an opportunity to do the funniest thing, cheat to take that record from Karl.
 
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Karl barely contributed to EZScape's 'The Downfall of Apollo Legend' video but he posted in Discord about wanting to making his own. He deleted his Discord message sometime after getting sued but thankfully it was saved. I'm sure Karl will never address this.
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Of course Karl doubled down on his retraction being adequate because it was at the end of a 30 minute unrelated video that got 2 million views... Karl, how about you show the average watch time of that video vs the watch time of the video with the defamatory remark?
 
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Ofcom Enforcer said:
Discord is telling Karl to stop witchhunting cheaters for drama videos. Karl refuses.

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Cheater videos are harmless (for Karl).

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He walked this back.

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He will "repay you with content."

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He should stop saying things. He’s clearly too retarded to be on the internet. I’m not even saying he made the promise but given the context of the situation of course a lot of people will interpret it that way. This nigger has to have aspergers or something.
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Colon capital V said:
>If I heart comments about how hecking wholesome reddit chungus self-deprecating I am, maybe my retarded as fuck audience will see I'm not seething, coping and dilating behind the screen.
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"Cope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sneeds the tune without the words
And never stops at all."

-Emily Dickn'tson
 
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He said that he gets messaged by keemstar > goes on facetime with keemstar > after that he edits the video. hours after, Billy uploads his response video. thats not the timeline at all.
AS per the court document:

June 4, 2021 (AEST)
12:54 AM - email to apollo's brother "just letting you know the footage of ben has been removed from my video"
1:59 AM - Gets some message from keemstar (you can't see the message but you can see the timestamp. 7:09 in the video.)
3:41 PM - exchange with keemstar regarding facetime prior to the call
4PM - Billy posts his response video
4:36 PM - Karl informs Keemstar that the edit was made

Keemstar said at 12:20 PM "Hey gotta speak to you about Apollo & Billy Mitchell stuff"
so I think the message at 1:59 AM had to do with Karl using Apollo for his drama video. but fuck maybe somebody already figured this out
Billy posted his response video right around when keemstar and Karl have their facetime chat
 
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Buffy Anne Summers said:
Shit I didn't even think of the monetized part, as if the defamation wasn't bad enough
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Here's something incriminating to add to all of it as well, starting at 4:53 in the "I Lost" video.

"he confirmed that he had health issues and that he had unpaid debts which he did not want to pass on to his estate and he asked people to donate to his GoFundMe because of this as a fellow YouTuber I also know how much money Apollo was making on his Billy videos which was money that he would also stop making due to having to remove these videos from his channel"
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So right there, Karl confirms he profited a substantial amount off of slandering Billy, as he claims it was a non significant amount Apollo lost as a result of removing the videos and Apollo was a much smaller creator than Karl. This is all based off of the knowledge he has from the money he has made.

It would be funny if this ends up in appeal and he's ordered to pay the profits from his videos on Billy to Billy. If his lawyers did review the video, I'm amazed they let him say that line.
 
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Imagine Mitchell wasn't the King of Kong or the player of the century. Imagine he was in very bad health. Imagine he didn't have a beautiful wife and children who loved him. Imagine he didn't have hot sauce and restaurants. The kind of harassment that Karl subjected him to might have caused him to end his life.

Now consider the campaign of harassment that Karl and company waged against Apollo.
 
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