DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lord_Point]

Fair point. Granted I wasn’t necessarily proposing it for Phil’s benefit so much as our own because I dunno, fuck him, I gave up on hoping for comeuppance and now I just want him to be caught in an eternal loop of making an ass of himself and then getting pissed at everyone around him for pointing at Baby Huey and Mrs. Edwina laughing their heads off

Phil clearly wants to put nothing but negativity into the world so to my mind he owes the universe a lot of wholesome humor and there’s absolutely nothing better in all of God’s creation than laughing at people who get mad for being laughed at, I swear to fuck it’s like breathing in aerosolized heroin
My autism aside, I have faith that he will follow the money in any direction it’s flowing from as long as it’s consistent, and as you said he hasn’t been incentivized sufficiently to repeatedly debase himself for cash, but I defy you to describe his PPP meltdown as anything other than “for the cash”.

Phil will suck the tranny dick for change and everyone can decide for themselves whether I’m being literal or metaphorical. The right conditions have not presented themselves, but longitudinally things are only going to get worse for him. So it’s probably still worth watching either way.

I do think Phil is unintentionally hilarious when trying to interact with other humans. RTU autisticslly getting hung up on Phil's mic while Phil malded because he had a pre planned script in his head that no one was sticking to was pretty damn funny.

Same when he tried to bait Craig and hang up on him but pathetically failed in both baiting him and hanging up properly. Peak dsp comedy.

 

[marlimar]

DSP is so fucking boring. He's toast. He literally can't do anything to get people's interest now.
We're officially in the DSP retirement home saga.

I find DSP tries it: Assembly very entertaining.

Edit: not the damn legos, but the mic arm shit was funny, him trying to install hardware in his PC, funny. DSP changing his toilet or shower, the best shit I hope for.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

BTW, if GobOfGoo knew that PPP insulted DSP's wife, he's either a DSP fan or he's been watching PPP like a hawk.

It's both, he was bullshitting about it with some other has been sektur nobodies on stream like last week lmao.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil is not a drama guy, he doesn't know anything about the drama, he's never involved with it.

Phil's life is so much better without the drama. HIS WIFE makes him so happy with no need to ever feel anger. If only all of us losers that live in some shack could experience what he does. I'm going to give Phil lots of money so he never needs to eat a lunchmeat sandwich.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I know I was pining for the old days when DSP actually raged at games, but I've been reminded of something I absolutely do not miss: the constant singing. His Jak II playthrough is mostly hilarious in how inept he is but it's also like 20% him singing and it's fucking intolerable.

Thank you for reminding me about that driving driving driving song he did all the time in that game.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

You most certainly can. She never even really opened the fucking door. But wouldn't you mock some fat retard if he was taking shots at you the way that fat retard did? I think getting screamed "Slut!" at is a pretty good payment for what she made. If she is done, then she is done. We don't need to be dents about it

Lex does her "wholesome content" LARP, Phil does his "meaningful content" LARP, and they both strike when you question that. They're both online manipulating lonely, desperate people for profit.

I know how this board is under Dear Leader, so I'll drop it now.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Lex does her "wholesome content" LARP, Phil does his "meaningful content" LARP, and they both strike when you question that. They're both online manipulating lonely, desperate people for profit.

I know how this board is under Dear Leader, so I'll drop it now.

Well, one is an attractive lesbian who, while not entertaining, is capable of coherent thought and problem solving. And doesn’t beg.

The other is a perpetually retarded man-child filled with rage and incompetence. Incapable of coherent thoughts and unable to problem solve. And begs. A lot.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Thank you for reminding me about that driving driving driving song he did all the time in that game.

Yep. That and one where he's singing at Daxter are like having nails driven into your ears.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Yep. That and one where he's singing at Daxter are like having nails driven into your ears.

That play through did give me my favorite DSP moment. clip can't for whatever reason insert video.

 

[neger psykolog]

DSP is so fucking boring. He's toast. He literally can't do anything to get people's interest now.
We're officially in the DSP retirement home saga.

I'm doing my part to make DSP and the DSP subforum more interesting:

Post in thread 'I hate that this site is censored'

Yesterday at 9:31 AM

Oh illegal drug recipes? We actually have two sections on Kiwifarms that are dedicated to that:

• https://kiwifarms.st/forums/phil-burnell-darksydephil.86/
• https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chantal-sarault-chantal-al-refae-foodie-beauty.36883/

• neger psykolog

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[Sheriff of CWCville]

Just catching up on the Smark Guys segment. It really is a great reminder of how big of a crybully Phil is. Truly Schrödinger’s streamer; we are both the little guy who doesn’t do drama and stays in his own lane, while also being the Mandingo King Snake laughing at PPPs irrelevant drama in an impotent attempt to mend his shattered ego. While it is incredibly annoying to witness, it’s a good reminder to be grateful that you are not the biggest faggot in the world, as that title currently belongs to the Guy DBA Burnell Enterprises.

It’s a real mystery why people want the worst for Phil…

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Lex didn't have to beg because she was posting muscle mommy softcore on her twitter and making out with a girl on camera for money. I went up on her twitter timeline and it was actually extremely vulgar.

Phil needs to get Khet to the gym and start trooning out so that he can attempt to recreate this phenomenon though. That's the takeaway.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Just catching up on the Smark Guys segment. It really is a great reminder of how big of a crybully Phil is. Truly Schrödinger’s streamer; we are both the little guy who doesn’t do drama and stays in his own lane, while also being the Mandingo King Snake laughing at PPPs irrelevant drama in an impotent attempt to mend his shattered ego. While it is incredibly annoying to witness, it’s a good reminder to be grateful that you are not the biggest faggot in the world, as that title currently belongs to the Guy DBA Burnell Enterprises.

It’s a real mystery why people want the worst for Phil…

Jaha should've finished the job.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Anonymouse leaked sone discord chats and came here hoping to be a hero. We called out the pedo and threatened him and he fled. Hopefully, he has since roped himself.

Does anyone know if Blastoise is Duncefelter? They both love to spam emoticons.

There's no evidence I've seen that he is. I know blastoise had a kick account and the larpers eventually got dsp to ban him in both cats.
From everything I've seen, duncefelter is just a lifeless loser who wants to larp in Phil's Chat all day.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Lex didn't have to beg because she was posting muscle mommy softcore on her twitter and making out with a girl on camera for money. I went up on her twitter timeline and it was actually extremely vulgar.

It's not really that vulgar for someone online her age and if you compare her to girls fishing for simps it doesn't seem she's going for that.

Would you be saying the same if it was a gym bro doing this with his gf ?

All I'm seeing on her twitter is just normal zoomer white girl stuff

Or maybe I'm biased by the fact Phil called her a slut, but to be honest she doesn't give me that vibe. The girl got pulled into the snortex by a dent, no need to focus on her too much

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Would you be saying the same if it was a gym bro doing this with his gf ?

Yes lmao. Posting pictures in your underwear while eyefucking yourself is degenerate. Letting people watch you and your girlfriend make out while they send you tips is too. Zoomers are gross.

To be fair I also think Phil is a whore, they are just different kinds. He uses being pathetic and emotional manipulation and she uses her youth and sexuality.
I hope she moves on with her life and I don't give a shit if she wants to bait creeps but the constant glazing of a borderline OF girl got annoying really quickly. Hearing PPP say Phil was "denying her sexual identity and participating in bi erasure" was funny at the time but I don't want alogging Phil to start getting moral faggy because people are horny. and lonely. Doody practically proposed to her and he's like in his fifties.

 

[neger psykolog]

To be fair I also think Phil is a whore, they are just different kinds.

Phil is also a whore, he's just an ugly one. He has to try different methods to get the clients in otherwise he sits in the corner of the bordello of Livestreamers failing to get any johns for the night. Primarily by muscling his findom muscle to get customers. If it weren't for that he might go hungry - or heaven forbid have to eat lunchmeat sandwiches.

Wikipedia painting of a brothel from 1562:

(the guy doing a handstand on the chair is Derish)

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

You might be before my time, brother. I have heard rumors about Gahoole being gross though. These guys started to live on discord during covid and I don't fuck with that.

Yeah, the Discord shit was a little before the time he had a love/hate thing with Warski and they started doing stuff together more often, which was when I got dragged into the PPPverse. I remember Surfer having a meltdown in Warski's Discord server after he broke up with PPP for whatever reason. Gahoole is a really faint memory for me but that's probably more up your alley.

I did some digging since I archived a lot of stuff around that time and it turns out I have the full VOD of Warski, PPP, and Surfer baking swastika cookies with chatlogs. I've got a lot of other stuff that might be lost media but it'll take a while to sift through it all.

 

[Seaside Ronin]

Seeing Gahoole on with DSP took me by surprise I have to admit.

If you are familar at all with PPP's orbiters/jealous lovers he ranks even below the writers room as far as notoriety and pull. Though out of all those guys I always thought Gahoole genuinely liked PPP as all of them try to emulate what he does in the end.

 

[Lord_Point]

Would you be saying the same if it was a gym bro doing this with his gf ?

Yes, all content creators, e celebs, and streamers are whores and we as society need to go back to treating entertainers as barely above gypsies in the social pecking order.

I get it dude, Lex has a nice rack and the thought of her banging clams with another fake lesbian is arousing DISGUSTING IM MARRIED DOOD, but come on, people spent weeks posting bikini pictures of her because they are lonely simps, not because of her robust streaming content.