Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

It will be 110% cope about how he actually doesn't HAVE to go to jail and how he fell on his sword so the the wife and the wannabewife got off.

Agree. Some "HAHA, some people thought I go to jail today, in reality it's in August and only if I don't do as Papa PO tells me! See how wrong they are!?"

 

[Vibralldo]

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HE! LIVES!​

AND HE WILL GIVE US THE TRUUUUUUUTH!
(Note: Nicholas Robert Rekieta is not a licenced attorney in MN due to failure to study/pay for his Continuing Legal Education (CLE)

Actually Criminal

Is Sean "Potentially Criminal" his new gay obsession?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

On the plus side, his jailtime doesn't start until August so he can still go to the NAMBLA convention and see his best friend Melton!
I'm sure a weekend in Vegas where he has to be completely sober will be really easy and fun, and not at all a hellish experience.

107 days to convince the court that he's a good and clean boy. Streaming would be a huge mistake.

 

[Folgers Can]

Obligatory:

Some guy in a clown wig was out by the flagpole out front of the courthouse.

Epic troll.

90% chance that's actually one of Aaron's a-logs, at least one of whom was local enough to show up for photos of his dapper court attire in Sherburne County last year and again in Stearns County last week, this time making a reference to the "Cucko the Clown" meme going around in those circles lately. It would also explain why he didn't go inside for any Rekieta deets of no concern to them, and instead stayed outside throughout to make sure he gets photos of every attendee in support of efforts to dox them later. The way to tell for sure will be if any onsite reporting appears on the Friday nonce roundup this afternoon, or at least on one of the few pertinent discord servers.

He can still avoid the 30 days if he is a good boy between now and August.

This will be the one and only takeaway for his victory lap stream to yammer on about.

: "Apparently some Karen Farmers said I'm going to jail in August, because I guess they're retarded."

 

[Meat Target]

Actually Criminal

Is Sean "Potentially Criminal" his new gay obsession?

Hot damn, we get a copestream and a new "SEAN! SEAN! SEAAAAAAAN! stream!

 

[ChromaQuack]

Putting down $20 on a drunk seethestream that gets him in even more trouble.

 

[Edward Teach]

So I am thinking Nick should be flush with some cash right about now. He should be getting his bond money($50k) back as well as another $50k for K and $20k for A. I predict he is going to be sending a lot of superchats soon.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

So I am thinking Nick should be flush with some cash right about now. He should be getting his bond money($50k) back as well as another $50k for K and $20k for A. I predict he is going to be sending a lot of superchats soon.


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No. He paid a percentage just.

 

[AnOminous]

Actually Criminal

Is Sean "Potentially Criminal" his new gay obsession?

I'm beginning to think Nick's professed hatred for fatties is just to cover up his homosexual fetish for fat guys.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

So I am thinking Nick should be flush with some cash right about now. He should be getting his bond money($50k) back as well as another $50k for K and $20k for A. I predict he is going to be sending a lot of superchats soon.


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He went through a bail bondsman I believe.

 

[Sneed Force One]

To cope with the utter waste of likely hundreds of thousands of dollars in lost revenue and property portfolio, Nick has taken to immediately bitching at our resident Deepthroat Armchair General SpectreReport.

 

[Melty Butter]

Hall of Fame/Rekieta Shame

Judge Stephen Wentzell, Pastor Kevin Melin, Paula Holmen (teacher), Detective Quin Pomplun, Dan Sletta (stepfather-in-law), and County Attorney Kristen Pierce
Sorry, but he gets an honorable mention (mugshot as appropriate):

Aaron Imholte
Edit to Add: Aaron's reaction -

 

[Vibralldo]

If his P.O. has any amount of intelligence, he would not let Nick go to fucking Vegas. That's asking for an immediate relapse.

This is why he should be allowed to go

 

[Meat Target]

I'm eating a bag of corn nuts (Good Friday meals, ugh) and realized that this is the latest sacrifice to the Corn.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I hope he comes out of jail with a balldo tattoo under his eye like a teardrop.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

I feel like anything is possible now.
Justice still exists.
The planet is healing itself.
Balldo Bros not feeling so good....

 

[AnOminous]

He went through a bail bondsman I believe.

You'd think a super rich dude would just put up the full bond himself and save himself a few thousand dollars.

But I guess I'm just suffering from the myopia of poverty.

 

[Edward Teach]

No. He paid a percentage just.

He went through a bail bondsman I believe.

Thought he had to pay in full to get the "no conditions" put on it? Maybe I am mistaken.

 

[Vibralldo]

Now under the threat of jail, Nick cannot make any faggot jokes about how much he loves drugs, cheating and hacking Aaron Imholte.

Didn't stop him before and he clearly suffered consequences for it

 

[Desktop User2]

Actually Criminal

Is Sean "Potentially Criminal" his new gay obsession?

TBF "actually criminal" is the only qualifier that correctly applies to Nick.