Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Alyssa receives a pep talk from an Australian friend and lip syncs to it.

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"We've gotta take stock of some good things" among which are:
  • "SEEEEEX, YUMMY BOYYY IN YOUR BEEED"
  • Alyssa's sister "who's skinny now" ?????? Alana Mercante catching a stray there.
  • "You have three cats, one's a bitch who tries to fuck me" ????????????
 
"We've gotta take stock of some good things" among which are:
  • "SEEEEEX, YUMMY BOYYY IN YOUR BEEED"
  • Alyssa's sister "who's skinny now" ?????? Alana Mercante catching a stray there.
  • "You have three cats, one's a bitch who tries to fuck me" ????????????
I was just about to upload it myself. How the fuck is this person in her mid 30th????

PUT THE FRIES IN THE FUCKIN BAG WHORE!

Gamergate won.
And leave the bag open so the fries do not turn into flubbery noodles during transport.
I bet someone has to teach her how to use a broom.

"Sweep the dining area!"
"But Sir, I have a Masters Degree!"
"Oh, I am sorry. I'll show you how its done."
 
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Alyssa seems to confirm that she lost her Kotaku job and is having trouble finding another because she can't fucking log off.
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I saw this on bluesky first, a logical place to post such an embarrassing thing because you need to have an account to read it, but then I saw she ALSO posted it to her public twitter.
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This absolute idiot. The culture war grifters didn't get you fired, Alyssa. Your insistence on continuing to provoke them, DM them, taunt them, and give them ammo against you did. You can't log off because any attention is good attention to your BPD addled prefrontal cortex.

That's why you're posting this embarrasing admission to Twitter where JT and 8Bit Eric and all those small time bandwagon stooges like Toasty can see it and make a whole monetized youtube video or 3 hour Kick stream about it. This is YOUR GRIFT for attention. It's a whole grifting ecosystem. You get attention and they get ko-fi peanuts.

It's the same mentality as deathfats who complain that they can't lose weight and nothing works when they refuse to eat anything but fast food and sweets, they KNOW on some level like any human does that to lose weight you have to eat lean proteins and vegetables but they won't do it because it just doesn't feel as good as slurping up goyslop.

Alyssa will never stop creating the conditions for ongoing online shit flinging with her govenment name and half-naked selfies all over it because the peace of mind that comes with chilling out will not feel anywhere near as good as having people talk about her constantly.
While Alyssa stalks Smash JT and Olde Man Grim. Always stalking Smash JT.
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Insane that the AI gave her those random sketchy looking blobs of tattoo and somehow they're better looking and with better placement than her real ones
AI forgot the security at the doors at New York McDonald's checking ID now.
 
"Sorry Sir, we do not serve Trannies."
They're keeping kids out of them because they hang out inside McDonald's there and start fights so if she ever decided to work there her online friends would have little reason to visit her. Not that they're allowed within a certain radius of a school in the first place.
 
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Remember, her current NPD meltdown correlates with the response filing due in the defamation lawsuit.
We still have to wait for another months until the entire filing chain becomes public sadly.
You might want to check this livestream video out on Smash JT's Alyssa lolsuit update.

Meanwhile, Alyssa Mercante is spending "Happy Time" with her boyfriend Shane while posting selfies of her drinking spritz.
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And whenever people point out Alyssa Mercante playing victim, her delusional simps defend her.
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Alyssa filed her amended complaint against Smash's motion to dismiss. Smash's motion to dismiss isn't available on Court Listener.
 

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