YOU KNOW THEY SAY EACH AND EVERY MAN WAS CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT BRITISHER JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE SAAR, NORMALLY IF YOU TRY TO SCAM THE ELDERLY YOU ONLY HAVE 1% CHANCE OF GETTING THEM TO BUY THE GOOGEL GIFT KARD, BUT I AM A BRAHMIN SAAR SO I'M NOT NORMAL. SO I HAVE 75% AT LEAST OF SCAMMING YOUR GRANDMA. AND YOU ADD CRYPTO SCAMS TO THE MIX? MY CHANCE OF SCAMMING DRASTIC GO UP. SEE AT THE CALL CENTER AT CALCUTTA YOU GOT A 3.3% CHANCE OF WINNING EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, BUT THE FUCKING DALITS WORKING THERE KNOW THEY CAN'T BEAT ME, SO THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY. SO BRITISHER JOE, YOU TAKE THE 1% CHANCE OF SCAMMING THE ELDERLY DURING THE USUAL SCAM CALL AND THEN ADD TO IT THE 75% CHANCE OF ME SCAMMING YOUR GRANDMA PLUS THE 97.7% CHANCE OF ME GETTING EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH IN THE CALCUTTA CALL CENTER, I'VE GOT 173.3% CHANCE OF MAKING YOUR GRANDMA DO THE NEEDFUL AND BUY THE GOOGEL GIFT KARD AT TARGET STORE, OKEY? JOE, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOUR GRANDMA DURING THE NEXT SCAM CALL SHE WILL RECEIVE.