Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Watching Rekieta]

Nah, no chance. They will brutally murder Nick though.

Did you read the letter from Kayla to the judge? She is hoping for a long prison sentence.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

For archival purposes: this is the Rekieta Tweet spree from today (April 18th, 2025).

Spoiler: Screenshots

Spoiler: Logs (table)

Apr 19, 2025 · 5:04 AM UTC	1913458702759100695	RekietaLaw	Actually, we're going to do this tomorrow. Late and VERY un-hetero.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913458702759100695
Apr 19, 2025 · 4:56 AM UTC	1913456663664767138	RekietaLaw	working out a technical difficulty with audio, then I'll start stream. Sorry for the delay. Also,@pmeltis my enemy.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913456663664767138
Apr 18, 2025 · 10:23 PM UTC	1913357643642523791	RekietaLaw	Why would you suggest I'm not trying to grift? I have catching up to do.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913357643642523791
Apr 18, 2025 · 10:20 PM UTC	1913357027897938025	RekietaLaw	I'm good. I have zero desire to drink.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913357027897938025
Apr 18, 2025 · 10:19 PM UTC	1913356686909112427	RekietaLaw	Don't need it. Finished practicing and made perfect. I just finished my felony workshop.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913356686909112427
Apr 18, 2025 · 10:18 PM UTC	1913356390258597966	RekietaLaw	Possibly. Seems like a good one.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913356390258597966
Apr 18, 2025 · 10:14 PM UTC	1913355597426106666	RekietaLaw	Bro, I make people do amazing and unbelievable things.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913355597426106666
Apr 18, 2025 · 10:14 PM UTC	1913355444678021371	RekietaLaw	Keep it up and the pounds will melt off.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913355444678021371
Apr 18, 2025 · 10:13 PM UTC	1913355189609795586	RekietaLaw	No.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913355189609795586
Apr 18, 2025 · 10:10 PM UTC	1913354380809547799	RekietaLaw	After watching the past year, it's not crazy at all.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913354380809547799
Apr 18, 2025 · 6:14 PM UTC	1913295017319313781	RekietaLaw	Hard work and prayer.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913295017319313781
Apr 18, 2025 · 6:10 PM UTC	1913294042416156854	RekietaLaw	Lmao	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913294042416156854
Apr 18, 2025 · 6:09 PM UTC	1913293769731883455	RekietaLaw	This thumbnail is funny. I like it.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913293769731883455
Apr 18, 2025 · 5:53 PM UTC	1913289924817694796	RekietaLaw	Everyone should subscribe to your channel...and you're also right.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913289924817694796
Apr 18, 2025 · 5:53 PM UTC	1913289709411074189	RekietaLaw	Also, to the fat guy running down the street trying to take a picture. You're welcome. Get skinny.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913289709411074189
Apr 18, 2025 · 5:51 PM UTC	1913289355474448615	RekietaLaw	Hence the "actually criminal"	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913289355474448615
Apr 18, 2025 · 5:19 PM UTC	1913281316809744549	RekietaLaw	YouTube and rumble. I'll announce it soon.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913281316809744549
Apr 18, 2025 · 5:19 PM UTC	1913281237273166173	RekietaLaw	Huh?	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913281237273166173
Apr 18, 2025 · 5:18 PM UTC	1913280972222505186	RekietaLaw	YouTube and rumble.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913280972222505186
Apr 18, 2025 · 5:02 PM UTC	1913276850018591105	RekietaLaw	You didn't seem like you wanted to talk.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913276850018591105
Apr 18, 2025 · 5:01 PM UTC	1913276606308557177	RekietaLaw	Yeah, spectre. I know i made a specific joke. Nice to see you.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913276606308557177
Apr 18, 2025 · 4:50 PM UTC	1913273955101659347	RekietaLaw	No, Branca's appearance will be deferred.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913273955101659347
Apr 18, 2025 · 4:46 PM UTC	1913272938033197062	RekietaLaw	The reporting is incorrect/incomplete. I guess a MN lawyer will have to explain it. Come watch my new show Actually Criminal tonight. Time: TBA	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913272938033197062
Apr 18, 2025 · 5:55 AM UTC	1913109034585964557	RekietaLaw	I already did confess to my crime at my plea hearing. It's already public record.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913109034585964557
Apr 18, 2025 · 5:32 AM UTC	1913103285877166567	RekietaLaw	That's my younger brother.	https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1913103285877166567

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[NostalgicJam]

The amount of money i would pay to witness Nick's crash out. This death spiral will be legendary

.28 Days to just sit in a box and just stew and soak and marinate in everything, the farms being right, his fall from grace, etc
.The 28 days leads to depression
.The Depression leads to wanting to drink
.Drinks and fucks up the probation
.Back to jail but for longer
.Leads to more depression
.Leads to more desire to drink

This cuck has to somehow muster the godlike strength to resist his addiction for 5 FUCKING YEARS or wind up in a never ending downward spiral

This truly is the end one way or another. I'm truly glad i got to witness this day and witness it with all of you humble farmers.

GG Nick....GG...but no Re.

 

[Niggernerd]

Nick, i wish you a million temptations.

 

[thebigdream]

 

[200MB]

This cuck has to somehow muster the godlike strength to resist his addiction for 5 FUCKING YEARS or wind up in a never ending downward spiral

Could be a fun idea for a poll.
How long can Rekieta white knuckle it for?
O less than a month
O 1 - 3 months
O 3 - 6 months
O 6 months - 1 year
O 1 - 2 years
etc

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Could be a fun idea for a poll. How long can Rekieta white knuckle it for?
O less than a month
O 1 - 3 months
O 3 - 6 months
O 6 months - 1 year
O 1 - 2 years
etc

He will just get prescription drugs and do Galaxy Gas all day. He won't get busted by his PO but the damage he will do to himself will make current Skelly look normal.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

suffer everyone that stayed up

Jokes on you, I was going to do that anyway.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He will just get prescription drugs and do Galaxy Gas all day. He won't get busted by his PO but the damage he will do to himself will make current Skelly look normal.

Dr. Feelgood had better get his DEA paperwork in order because Skelly is going to push his control number into the high risk group.

 

[thebigdream]

I expect Nick will survive lpnger than you'd think, either out of obstinance, choice of drug (whippet time anyone?) or sheer luck. But the nail in his coffin will be when the PO offhandedly mentions that he's going to start testing Nick less often, and that little voice in Nick's head whispers that he can get away with it. Like everything in his life, he already thinks he's too smart for 5 years of joyless misery. All he needs is that one little opening to fuck himself and his family over.

If I had to guess how he'll meet his end, I reckon he'll seize on the idea that whippets are entirely undetectable and continue using them, but the PO will pick up on the physical signs of abuse and ping him on that alone (or even funnier, get his house raided again and find cannisters in the trash).

Funnily enough, Minnesota is currently considering limiting the legitimate uses of nitrous oxide cannisters. If he goes down this path it could really fuck him.

 

[TurdThrower]

 

[Kheapathic]

If I had to guess how he'll meet his end, I reckon he'll seize on the idea that whippets are entirely undetectable and continue using them, but the PO will pick up on the physical signs of abuse and ping him on that alone (or even funnier, get his house raided again and find cannisters in the trash).

I'm guessing Nick will get called in for a random; but he'll show up drunk. Whether he has Kayla or one of his older kids drive him is up in the air. I can't say how long, but I'm in agreement that the PO will do/say something about not doing it as often, and Nick will start screwing up.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

The guy in this stream stated that Nick now goes to the same church as the cop that arrested Nick.

https://rumble.com/v6s7wyt-rekieta-law-sentencing-in-criminal-drug-case.html
I can just imagine Nick giving that cop the evil eye on a regular basis. Whenever the cop's wife is alone I wonder if he mogs her, and just wants to let the wife know what her husband did.

Nick claimed that the cop, Detective Quin Pomplun, went to the same church, but an earlier service.

 

[RudyRayMoore]

 

[Lemondale]

Yes nick, do the 14 locals streams.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

I'm guessing Nick will get called in for a random; but he'll show up drunk. Whether he has Kayla or one of his older kids drive him is up in the air. I can't say how long, but I'm in agreement that the PO will do/say something about not doing it as often, and Nick will start screwing up.

I actually don't think he'll break his parole by drinking. rather, I predict that he'll find other ways to stay constantly fucked up through either prescriptions or technically legal substances, much to the chagrin of his PO, and end up doing jail time in spite of technically honoring the conditions of his parole. if he is technically a good boy but otherwise an utterly unrepentant, lowtaxian "chronically unable to take anything seriously" douchebag, i suspect the PO will not be willing to defer the jail stay on unrepentant, "mere" compliance.

 

[thebigdream]

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Okay THIS time it's definitely happening. For real. He's even uncrossed the fingers behind his back.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

... Damn, that was a lot of posts to read today, heh.
I have to say, the funniest part is still the community service, to me. Because that asshole hates working.
I just wish it could be livestreamed. Maybe someone can find out where he'll be doing the community service... hopeful, I know.

 

[Grayback]

Mega-ultra plot twist:
Someone, at some point during the next five years, doses Nick like he dosed his daughter.
He pees hot, it violates his parole, and he goes to jail.

 

[Niggernerd]

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"Let me just plan around my family event" maybe just do the stream Sunday you unrepentant retard. You already proved you hate religion to impress masterson.