Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[REGENDarySumanai]

Boy, he's going to be fucking amazed when someone tells him about WinRAR. (before immediately raging on Twitter about the registration price)

Could you imagine installing Gentoo in front of this retard's face?

 

[Steak Tartare]

ONE PAN CRISPY TACOS​

Spoiler: Local Archive

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1:21 “Coomen” instead of cumin
 bugs the shit out of me
2: 28 Meat in the cold pan, jesus christ immediately followed up by dumping half a cup of spice on the brick of ground beef
now the chillies are here too, ON TOP of the seeznins. And then (following tam ham magic) the meat is cooked and jess christ again he dumps onions on top of the mixed meat, they really should go in earlier so they can cook down. 

3:01 Oh yay now we get to learn how to assemble a taco, sounds difficult, ive never done that before.

3:08 “We warmed the tortilla in the microwave…. like 30 seconds…wrapped a wet paper towel around it… keep it moist” Okay did they do this with each individual tortilla? “Like 30 seconds” isn’t useful, he doesn’t provide any advice about why the tortillas are warmed and what to look for to make sure they’re properly nuked. I’m not a microwave hater, but wtf heating tortillas in a microwave is not good. Pan with almost no oil or ever on stove burner flame.

3:16 “little bit of beans” dumps a fat spoonful. same for meat and cheese. This thing is getting messy.
3:35 ew gross cilantro on it before presumably baking it? maybe it’s okay but I’ve always thought of cilantro as a post-cook additive
3:42 It bugs me that he says “press that in half” to refer to FOLDING tacos. 

4:00 the grand reveal

“oh they came out perfect… the edges are crispy” these are the the most dogshit overstuffed tacos I’ve ever seen. This is a retarted way to make tacos. 30 minutes in the oven + each family member doesn’t get the fun of customizing their own food + if everything is going to cool down what is the point of baking them instead of making tacos the normal texmex way + everything is a monotonous brown mush instead of a nice colorful taco. 
“we probably put a little too much filling” YES stupid, the scoop of beans alone filled each one. Jack’s pea brain wanted MOR. 

4:30 apparently tammy has a special thing which is blending sour cream and salsa together in a bowl as her own topping. jack says “kind of creative. Im gonna dip in it out of respect” tbh this isn’t the end of th world flavor-wise, but it is so juvenile like melting your ice cream into ice cream soup. Not the kind of thing I would want said about me in a video.

4:52 if you’re going to watch one 30 second clip in this video, this is it. Still talking about the tammy sour salsa thing and then he stops talking smiles and snorts, a damn short circuiting. Then he says “good for the whole fam-laaaay” you can see him thinking of a stupid joke and then immediately saying it (two sheets to the wind) and being proud of it at
5:06. He then takes a few seconds to be loud of himself.
5:21 the money shot.

eyes in two different directions, eating a taco the stupidest way possible, in his stupid yellow hat and live laugh love manhattan t-shirt. 

5:30 unedited sound of town hitting a mic sounds like choking. Wipes his whole nose to chin with a dishtowel. fans his face to indicate he is burning up from the MILD SALSA
5:40 the appraisal. “this really came out better than I thought.” Did it now?? “Looked good” no. “Nice and crispy” yes, the flapping tortilla bits that didn’t lie in place because of the overstuffing did turn into little tortilla chips. “One pan” no. One pan my ass, a minimum there’s the stovetop pan, the sheet pan, and tammy’s sour cream/salsa blended bowl.
literally everyone here could make better tacos while very drunk.
terrible.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Jack has protected his X feed again.

 

[Pig Cups]

And you're doubly retarded if you go to Chili's just for a burger right after having a burger at Red Robin. And Joe must be some kind of weird voyeur, because the only normal answer to being asked if you want to go to Red Robin and then Chili's to compare their most popular burgers is "What the fuck are you talking about?".

Maybe Joe is a glutton and he introduced Jack to the concept of the Bang Bang.

Reminds me, we haven’t seen Jack’s bestie Robert in a while. I’m guessing he tapped the fuck out and can’t handle Jack’s repulsiveness anymore. Guy definitely lasted longer than anyone else, though.

I just love the concept of "we're going to compare things by not apples to apples" He can't even bughar woz right. After nearly 15 years of this nonsense he can't even figure how to compare something anymore.

He's so disgusting and fat. Buns are ok he leans (in his scooty) carnivore.

His rating methods have always been dogshit, but there was a point where he pretended to somewhat care.

Jack also bitched about having sold only one digital copy of his cookbook, and blamed the store .STORE

FTFY

2:00 = Before now, you could never have convinced me that you can tell if someone can cook or not based on how they spray olive oil spray

He ripped a wet fart at exactly 2:04, and no one can make me believe otherwise.

 

[Steak Tartare]

this the kind of shit that makes your ancestors weep
rawmeet1cupsseeznincoldcannedpeppers

 

[Pig Cups]

3:08 “We warmed the tortilla in the microwave…. like 30 seconds…wrapped a wet paper towel around it… keep it moist” Okay did they do this with each individual tortilla? “Like 30 seconds” isn’t useful, he doesn’t provide any advice about why the tortillas are warmed and what to look for to make sure they’re properly nuked. I’m not a microwave hater, but wtf heating tortillas in a microwave is not good. Pan with almost no oil or ever on stove burner flame.

Warming tortillas in the microwave actually isn’t the worst way to go (and I barely use the microwave for anything). With the tortillas either on a plate with some cling wrap, or in a ziplock bag, I’d microwave them in batches of 4 for 1:30. The steam in the tortillas makes the plastic puff up, giving you an indication of their doneness. Very convenient.

Nowadays, I spread a thin layer of butter on the tortillas, wrap them in foil, and pop them in the oven for 15 minutes at 350. The results are worth the extra bit of work.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Good luck getting Mr Techtime to figure out command lines. The Apple version doesn't have a GUI.

Guy would be completely lost if he had to enter a command manually. Between the fact he used speech to text and him mushmouthing words he'd get nothing accomplished.

this the kind of shit that makes your ancestors weep
rawmeet1cupsseeznincoldcannedpeppers
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He has no respect for the ingredients, the method or the way to cook them properly. Then he changes the process to make them.

You know what these are? Quesadillas except they're baked instead of cooked on a griddle. The whole point of baking was to cook the meat but guess what? It's already cooked so he wasted all that time. Could have made up a batch of these on the stove in less time and they wouldn't look like dogshit.

Well... maybe would look a little better than they did.

3:35 ew gross cilantro on it before presumably baking it? maybe it’s okay but I’ve always thought of cilantro as a post-cook additive

This is what pisses me off about Fatty. Cilantro is s delicate herb. Too much heat kills it. This is why you literally add it at the end unless you're using the stems, those have to cook a little.

 

[AltisticRight]

ONE PAN CRISPY TACOS​

(04/18/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=sAXOh2XcAO8

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These look like industrial waste what the fuck.

 

[Adamska]

4:30 apparently tammy has a special thing which is blending sour cream and salsa together in a bowl as her own topping. jack says “kind of creative. Im gonna dip in it out of respect” tbh this isn’t the end of th world flavor-wise, but it is so juvenile like melting your ice cream into ice cream soup. Not the kind of thing I would want said about me in a video.

I personally think he's being a lying sack of shit and it's actually himself that does this. He is the same guy that mixes ricotta cheese and tomato sauce, and he's the same freak who mixes shreddy cheese and sour cream into chili to make it nuclear orange.

He's just using her as an excuse to eat slop he wants to pretend he's dieting over.

Also nice autopsy; the thing that makes me confused is the choice to put that shit in the oven for over a half hour at blastin' heat. There's no reason given the slop inside is all cooked.

Also no real seasoning blend other than chili powder and coomin'. No garlic, no mexican oregano, no pepper. Combine that with the overstuffing and this was a real shit meal.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Its impressive how Jack really is just stretching the definition of carnivore now since apparently tortillas are carnivore too.

Not to say youtube chefs should reinvent the wheel, but this is such a basic ass recipe for a youtube channel that's been around since the 2000s. Hell this recipe just shows how unimpressive he is because literally anyone could make something like this, but Jack fucks up this amazingly easy recipe in many ways.

First is how he seasons the meat since you can season the meat while its in the pan, but it should be spread out first and should be sprinkled, not just dumped. Like at least season the meat before putting it in the pain, and those type of peppers could've just been put in while he's doing the filling, there was no need to cook them alongside the meat (like it would be different if the peppers and onions were things he cut on his own.)

Next is the excess of fillings he put in, he overstuffed them which at least he's aware he fucked up on that part.

But there's also putting the cilantro in while baking since it loses the flavor, and he should've put it on afterward.

 

[the khat quaffer]

tl;dw Jack wants to shred the First Amendment and turn the FCC into the Ministry of Truth. He has apparently not thought through what would happen when the Democrats regain power. Perhaps he thinks they would never win another election again? He also complains about the Blue Origin women space flight and does some real "back in my day things were better" boomer complaining.

"Take licenses away if the mass media says stuff I don't like lies!"

Or you could just ignore the mass media, grow a brain and learn to think for yourself, Jack. You can't bring people to your side by silencing dissenting opinions any more than by holding a gun to their head and telling them to suck the black tranny cock or else. Wherever you fall on the sociopolitical spectrum, you'll get a lot more out of life by making people laugh than making people cry.

But Jack makes me laugh all the time so who the fuck even knows.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

"Take licenses away if the mass media says stuff I don't like lies!"

Or you could just ignore the mass media, grow a brain and learn to think for yourself, Jack. You can't bring people to your side by silencing dissenting opinions any more than by holding a gun to their head and telling them to suck the black tranny cock or else. Wherever you fall on the sociopolitical spectrum, you'll get a lot more out of life by making people laugh than making people cry.

But Jack makes me laugh all the time so who the fuck even knows.

But that would involve EFFORT on his part. He wants Big Daddy Trump to do it for him so when he turns on the TV he can't see anything of a vaguely liberal nature.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Maybe Joe is a glutton and he introduced Jack to the concept of the Bang Bang.

Reminds me, we haven’t seen Jack’s bestie Robert in a while. I’m guessing he tapped the fuck out and can’t handle Jack’s repulsiveness anymore. Guy definitely lasted longer than anyone else, though.
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His rating methods have always been dogshit, but there was a point where he pretended to somewhat care.
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FTFY



He ripped a wet fart at exactly 2:04, and no one can make me believe otherwise.

I miss rawbert

 

[souschef]

These look like industrial waste what the fuck.

Looks like infected scabs you see in homeless peoples legs

this the kind of shit that makes your ancestors weep
rawmeet1cupsseeznincoldcannedpeppers
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He can understand steps. When you do ragu for example, it takes a good amount of time just to properly brown the minced meat alone, just so you can properly caramelize it before adding it to the sauce. Jack insist in shoving everything at once in the pan

Jack, don't touch latino food ever again, i'm warning you

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Reminds me, we haven’t seen Jack’s bestie Robert in a while. I’m guessing he tapped the fuck out and can’t handle Jack’s repulsiveness anymore. Guy definitely lasted longer than anyone else, though.

I love how short-lived all of his friendships are. There's nothing wrong with having a small circle of friends or losing contact from time to time. Life happens and friendship is work. The issue is Jack doesn't like or care about anyone.

Reminds me of when Jack went over to his friend Charles's house for dinner. Charles whipped up an easy pasta dinner with charm and joy and obvious basic "feel for a kitchen," and Jack as result sits there with an expression so neutral it almost reads as quiet seething or resentment. A mind like his can't keep friends.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Reminds me of when Jack went over to his friend Charles's house for dinner. Charles whipped up an easy pasta dinner with charm and joy and obvious basic "feel for a kitchen," and Jack as result sits there with an expression so neutral it almost reads as quiet seething or resentment. A mind like his can't keep friends.

The brief friendship (or partnership) between Jack and Charles is a pretty good example of how utterly shit is Jack is with having any kind of friendship. Jack just cant be fucked to think about anyone else but himself and his constant need to eat. People who are around Jack for that long kind of see his nature and its comical that they themselves become highly critical and laugh about the fucktard himself. His friend Joe from back in the CA days had plenty to talk about Jacks shitty behavior as well.

Charles started his channel roughly 5-6 years ago called Fish Hook where he would make videos about fishing, cooking seafood and the sort. He knew Jack and with Jack thinking hes a food and media mogul decides to take Charles under his week and helps with him on his channel. This basically means making Charles take him out to seafood restaurants, have a shitty giveaway and SUSHI WARS. Also notable is that those vids are still up on Charles channel and in classic Jack narc fashion made Charles turn off comments on every video he had a hand in.

The most notable of his videos was a 2019 Fourth of July event where Charles films Jack lurching around in the distance. Its also the same event where he ate all of the frog legs that were for all of the guests, something Charles himself said. So with watching Jack be his best worst self, and tired of having his attempts to take his own channel to make it an extension of his forever gluttony project Charles cut ties with Jack. He stopped making content for awhile but made a brief comeback last year before going on hiatus again. Good guy and he has some solid recipes as well.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Onion

 

[souschef]

“Looked good” no. “Nice and crispy” yes, the flapping tortilla bits that didn’t lie in place because of the overstuffing did turn into little tortilla chips. “One pan” no. One pan my ass, a minimum there’s the stovetop pan, the sheet pan, and tammy’s sour cream/salsa blended bowl.
literally everyone here could make better tacos while very drunk.
terrible.

Made mush. He made mush. I think this is one of the most dissapointing things he did in the last months. He killed what makes tacos so exciting: texture contrast. A well done meal has to have it. For tacos is a big thing, as he managed to make the tortillas mushy.

Dumping it all in the pan with little oil kills your ability to brown it, because you're relying only on the iron to conduct heat (which was could because he didn't preheat it), killed whatever low heat that was there when added the canned peppers

Speaking with, canned vegetables can be alright in some cases like marzano tomatoes for a sauce, but for tacos i wouldn't use any canned stuff at all. Even the fucking beans were canned, if youre gonna make tacos or chilli and you're not gonna cook your beans, then don't make it at all

This whole thing was trash, i did not like anything about that. What was hot was cold and what had to be cold was hot, throw it in the garbage bin now

 

[the khat quaffer]

Reminds me of when Jack went over to his friend Charles's house for dinner. Charles whipped up an easy pasta dinner with charm and joy and obvious basic "feel for a kitchen," and Jack as result sits there with an expression so neutral it almost reads as quiet seething or resentment. A mind like his can't keep friends.

Kinda fucked up how Celebrity Chef Jack's only comment seems to be, "they smell great." Though I'm glad he didn't interrupt/fuck with Charles during the explanation of ingredients/cooking. I wonder if Charles kept his hands flat on the table instead of folded in front of his chest when they said grace so as to not humiliate one-armed Jack.

Jack, mouth full: "They don't break!"
Charles: "Yeah these are...they're good noodles."
Jack, mouth (still) full: "THEY DON'T BREAK!"

The macaroni is probably just a little on the al dente side. Then seeing Charles graciously tell him, "I think you grabbed too much..." while twirling the same amount of spaghetti (or more) around his fork - something perfectly doable even with one hand - instead of pulling it up nearly 2 feet off the plate like a complete mong. Charles also uses both hands while doing so, likely out of habit and not out of passive aggressiveness. Nice guy.

@DontEatThat_2.0 can't fucking reply/quote you for some reason but,
Re: The most notable of his videos was a 2019 Fourth of July event where Charles films Jack lurching around in the distance. Its also the same event where he ate all of the frog legs that were for all of the guests, something Charles himself said.

Found the video (timestamped). That's really, really fucked up of Jack, but I just can't help but laugh. Jack is such a stereotype of a cartoon character, like a real life Homer Simpson, like someone that you think couldn't possibly exist in real life. Charles is pissed, lmao.

 

[Remember to dilate]

Yup Jack it's all those babies drinking monster