Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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It begins. Now imagine if Alyssa Mercante facing Bubble Bass, and she reacts to him ordering the Double Triple Bossy Deluxe.
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[EDIT] Also one other thing, Jeff Tarzia not shutting the fuck up about Alyssa has given them dozens or more tweets, articles and videos with which to build their case. I could see a judge not understanding this bullshit and just based on that allowing the lawsuit to proceed, because "there is so much here, we better have proper hearings to understand it all".

Once again, not shutting up and discussing the lawsuit is coming back to bite someone in the ass.
I almost think Jeff wants this to keep going on for awhile to keep his brand growing. The main thing Alyssa is right about in her lulsuit (although does a terrible job of conveying and proving) is that he absolutely used her articles and public behavior as a catapult for his e-career. He essentially reverse engineered her rage bait.

I speculate he feels confident because Pearlman told him her lawyers are leaving her to the wolves, it seems like Lane completely deluded her so JT feels fine using for regular content again (this is also why she has been lashing out again because the lawsuit seemed to accomplish nothing)

I agree however you never know these things are going to go so it would behoove Jeff to shut up instead of juicing his Livestream channel.
 
I think her strongest argument is his #EndKotaku hashtag and change.org petition. If she can make her firing a consequences of his actions to harass her employer she has a case for damages.

The question is if she can prove it by calling witness from Kotaku, or if they would all call her a loony bin who called for the murder of Jews, and that got her fired.
 
Alyssa seems to confirm that she lost her Kotaku job and is having trouble finding another because she can't fucking log off.
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Didn't this dumb retard insist she quit rather than get fired?

>I was doing my job well before all of this happened

No, child. You were writing shitty slop articles that had no value whatsoever for anyone not completely drinking the koolaid.

Anyway, fafo, rip bozo etc.
 
I think this aspect really stands out as why she's unemployable as a gaming urinalist because she's rabidly anti consumerist and is a cry bully drawing your company into e-slap fights with randos nearly everyday. There are plenty of game urnalists who shill the same projects she does without the drama,posting their asshole or threatening anyone. It's not that just she's a liability she lack any self awareness or accountability : she doesn't regret a thing:in her mind The chuds should have simply bought star wars outlaws saying sorry mommy and Smash's wife should have divorced him the instant she read her DM followed by him deleting his channel for ever uttering a word she disagreed with. Game journalism to her should be uniform shaking their fists at the sky because a percentage of consumers wont open their wallets. Nothing is my fault it's these damn chuds and the media not paying me for being a crazy asshole.
It's funny how game journalism is supposed to be about informing the public about a game so that they can decide to buy a game or not, and Abyss-a has took it upon herself to harass and e-stalk anyone who uses their right to not buy or boycott a game for whatever reason - DEI or otherwise - and act like not buying specific game is the same as throwing a black queer woman into a blacksite gulag.

I love video games, but it does not affect me one way or another if someone does or does not buy a game starring a non-binary queer disabled Asian, nor will be i be guilt tripped into buying it. I may be an aspie non-white faggot, but I am not going to buy a game merely because it contains characters with these attributes - I will buy it because it is fun or interesting. I love the Metroid and Tomb Raider series not because the leads are women, but because they are badass characters and the games are (mostly) excellent. In fact, the only Metroid that disappointed me was Other M, which hit everyone over the head with the whole "mother" metaphor while the controls, gameplay , and writing were severely lacking.

Also, Abyssa is a garbage fire and I would not have sex with her (mostly because I am a homo and I do not enjoy putting my penis into vaginas)
 
This shit right here is the fate of all aging BPD girls. They all think that acting quirky and manic is the key to an easy life courtesy of some simp but they don't realize you need to accomplish this ideally between the ages of 18 and 25 otherwise you'll be sucking off guys in a Burger King Bathroom and spending your meager paychecks on Dollar General mouthwash to take the taste away.

Grim but well deserved.
 
This shit right here is the fate of all aging BPD girls. They all think that acting quirky and manic is the key to an easy life courtesy of some simp but they don't realize you need to accomplish this ideally between the ages of 18 and 25 otherwise you'll be sucking off guys in a Burger King Bathroom and spending your meager paychecks on Dollar General mouthwash to take the taste away.

Grim but well deserved.
This was felt through the screen man wew. But yeah, the time period is physically as well as politically gone. it's wild aint it how hard this is being their own undoing.

Oh how the mouthy have fallen. Glad someone highlighted this or I would of missed it.
I didn't know who this was till asmongold dropped a video of her being cucked in a way her ego cant handle, then saw the thread and figured it pretty quick. Another SBI "victim" that couldn't do anything else.
 
Dovetails into my previous highlighted post, but her jihad against asmongold also factored into her canning .>400k views it's pretty clear she was hitting above her weight class and seems like her employers said no to her unpublished article calling him a dirty nazi. During gamergate 1.0 gawker media (which specifically included Kotaku) was broadly targeted with people contacting companies who advertised on gawker while also contacting AD services telling them that gawker was violating TOS. GG 1.0 made gawker ( and therefore Kotaku) a softer target for Hulk Hogans deadly blow. It's not shocking then that G/O media would fire the lunatic editor who wanted the site to be a soapbox where they point to which gamers are bigots, especially when some of the gamers had an enormously bigger platform.
 
Honestly while I applaud Arby's for its innovative in-store advertising of the new Extra Creamy aged beef sandwich with Blue Cheese, I have to imagine its quite unsanitary to have it presented between the grimy legs of a what appears to be a clown in meth whore makeup who is sitting up there on the counter next to the condiment stand.
 
I hope and pray that her tips are those bible tracts that look like 50$.
We should create some fake $50 notes that are literally just randomly selected quotes from her thread highlights, the kiwifarms logo in place of the federal seal, and Null's face in the place of Ulysses S. Grant's and forward them to any cow tipper who wants to uh.....tip the cow
 
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Writing pro tip: search your document for the word "simply" and fucking delete it.

Lol the Amended Complaint was amended with two more instances of Alyssa's favorite filler word, "simply."

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She left in all the original instances of "simply" (see quoted post) but thought enough to delete the throwaway "so" at the beginning of that one line (line 26 in the original and line 27 in the amended complaint.)simplyamended04.webp

I will simply never get tired of this.
 
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