4chan - the Internet hate machine

[FagofCeremonies]

i'm still baffled that /b/ had zero jannies. and the fact the just less than 3 weeks ago, they did an April "fools' prank, taking the entire site down, except for /b/. (or was it /v/)?
either the people who hacked it have a good timing and sense of humour, or something else is afoot

My current schizo theory is that last year when those boards with not a ton of traffic got nuked for a day, it was the sharty skriptkiddie, he mentioned having access for a whole year.
I don’t remember the full list but some /cm/ fag was bitching about it in one of my /vg/ threads, they were mad I assume because those boards have multi year long threads because of low traffic.
Jannies didn’t give a reason either. Maybe they didn’t know what happened and just avoided saying why those boards were shuttered to lessen how incompetent they looked.

 

[NoBueno]

/sp/tards moved to wapchan, a board that's somehow more cucked and censored than 4cuck. Amazing how anons constantly miss the point and opt for tranny moderated zones all the time. Unsurprisingly, its mostly European population feels at home. This is why the internet can't heal.

Never expected someone to come in with a Sakura in Prince of Tennis cosplay profile pic to tell me whats going on in /sp/

 

[Rip Von Stinkle]

It’s so fucking over for the chuds and /pol/ community.

I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment, this covenant:
I will respect the hard-won scientific gains of those physicians in whose steps I walk, and gladly share such knowledge as is mine with those who are to follow.
I will apply, for the benefit of the sick, all measures [that] are required, avoiding those twin traps of overtreatment and therapeutic nihilism.
Most especially must I tread with care in matters of life and death. If it is given me to save a life, all thanks. But it may also be within my power to take a life; this awesome responsibility must be faced with great humbleness and awareness of my own frailty. Above all, I must not play at God.
I will remember that I do not treat a fever chart, a cancerous growth, but a sick human being, whose illness may affect the person's family and economic stability. My responsibility includes these related problems, if I am to care adequately for the sick.
blah blah blah

 

[MoeAnonymous]

pass is for easier vpn access

There are alternatives out there that I won't link here that don't require you to spend anything.
Although, now that you mention it, passes were good for spambots, just as long as your pass didn't get banned.

 

[Suspicious Clothes]

Can't they just stop whining and start hiring actual people on minimum wage ? And if they fuck up, they earn a termination notice ! Honestly, they must have some money on the side of the LLC, or where they eking out a small margin to not sink into bankruptcy ? If the jannies were paid they would take this seriously and not just be retards with a smidge of power shitting everywhere.

 

[They were once men]

Can't they just stop whining and start hiring actual people on minimum wage ? And if they fuck up, they earn a termination notice ! Honestly, they must have some money on the side of the LLC, or where they eking out a small margin to not sink into bankruptcy ? If the jannies were paid they would take this seriously and not just be retards with a smidge of power shitting everywhere.

yea but then the site would be run by indians instead pick your posion.

 

[grocerygoblin]

There are alternatives out there that I won't link here that don't require you to spend anything.
Although, now that you mention it, passes were good for spambots, just as long as your pass didn't get banned.

Shoot now I'm curious.

 

[DickMain]

bro I don't even go on here

Same, man.

 

[Guy who lurks]

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Moment of silence for all the fallen /v/ memes

Gone But Not Forgotten

what about the memes made post-2016?

 

[Three4Free]

Can't they just stop whining and start hiring actual people on minimum wage ?

You're missing the point. They need to be reminded that they're bottom feeders whose only sense of power comes from moderating the boards. It's a humiliation ritual. "They do it for free" is one of the most demeaning insults ever created by humans.

 

[Suspicious Clothes]

yea but then the site would be run by indians instead pick your posion.

Trolley paradox but either choices is shit.

 

[BigBenis]

Why do you faggots talk about trannoids when like 75% of this forum is obese incel trannoids?

 

[Three4Free]

he mentioned having access for a whole year.

This makes me suspect that taking the board down was a glow-op even more. Internet spergs can't into delayed gratification. The level of willpower required to delay pulling the trigger for that long is unachievable for them.

 

[William Teller]

Why do you faggots talk about trannoids when like 75% of this forum is obese incel trannoids?

I am built like slenderman

 

[LichNeet]

I am built like slenderman

Is this achievable natty?

 

[FagofCeremonies]

This makes me suspect that taking the board down was a glow-op even more. Internet spergs can't into delayed gratification. The level of willpower required to delay pulling the trigger for that long is unachievable for them.

I feel like the longest a zoomer would have held off on doing this would be a month and that’s pushing it.
I’m assuming zoomer because the hacker is avatarfagging as a dangonroper witch girl.

 

[cloudyy]

I am built like slenderman

Is this achievable natty?

would

 

[Malygreas Of Minar]

https://youtu.be/SBp74prr7N4?si=P9FDq_jPOFcvdmcJ

 

[86HGRGR7+QJ]

If the jannies were paid they would take this seriously and not just be retards with a smidge of power shitting everywhere.

You're right, we should double their pay.

 

[apple juice.]

Imagine if they started paying jannies by number of bans and post deletions.