Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Oliver Onions]

Collect your goody bags children. Each ones contains a fresh pepperoni. All locally sourced of course.

One stick of artisan pepperoni* and an unsold copy of Gatecrashers. Come back every year to collect the full Ark trilogy!

*While stocks last; dependent on speed and evasive reflexes of local negroid children

Why is Pat insinuating that watching gay porn is a bad thing? That sounds pretty heckin homophobic to me. Not a good look for Rick imo

 

[Divine right to rule]

Fatrick....it was your fucking birthday and you spent the evening up to midnight doing this shit?
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He is doing what he loves.
No child shall be unprisoned, Birthday be damned.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

Why is Pat insinuating that watching gay porn is a bad thing? That sounds pretty heckin homophobic to me. Not a good look for Rick imo

I bet he wishes he could call the stalkerchild a faggot so badly but he is too impotent.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I bet he wishes he could call the stalkerchild a faggot so badly but he is too impotent.

Maybe this is why he claims to be a conservative. A submissive liberal cuck on every other point but if you are a sodomite Pat will personally see you dashed against the stones.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

playing around with https://www.judyrecords.com

found this https://www.judyrecords.com/record/d3ukzdnicc836

our nigger had no insurance in 2012? huh.

He didn’t have an insurance card on him when the cop stopped him is how that reads to me. It’s a ridiculous ticket. $10 penalty. Not sure how that even happens. Like maybe he didn’t have an updated inspection sticker on his plate?

 

[Judge Holden]

Fatrick is awake and is already confirming what local members of the upstanding african american community run on his wife

 

[Maude Snew]

when the cop stopped him

Imagine if they had that cop in the movie Deep Impact, would've been real short. If he can just stop objects the size of a moon like that his talents would be wasted in every other city not barely containing Rick.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

oopsie doodles!

He’s absolutely shitting mad lol

What a woman. Do better is so meaningless and pretty zesty for a so-called “man” to use in his vocabulary

Wall Street pat, still lying about shorting Tesla lol

Pat revisits a thread to respond to this profile-pictureless account and prove the guy’s point. Such a massive unwarranted ego that even drive-by accounts can’t help but notice, and pat can’t help but be offended.

 

[Post Reply]

He’s absolutely shitting mad lol

News of Pat's mental illness must be spreading far and wide. Even the randos know he's a never-father.

 

[curbside2]

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Wall Street pat, still lying about shorting Tesla lol

The only "wiggle room" Rick gets is when the weight from his steps makes the walls wiggle.

He weighs quite a bit thanks to his fat, you see.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Look on the bright side, Pat, you're another year closer to your death. I hope you have some hilariously comic death, you'll get more laughs than a stint on open mike night.

 

[Judge Holden]

Area fat man continues to mealpost

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

the only thing shorter than Rick's penis is his temper.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Cries about AI then proceeds to believe anything Raw Story has to say. I'd ask him to pick a lane but he's too fat to do that.

News of Pat's mental illness must be spreading far and wide. Even the randos know he's a never-father.
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Being alone on his birthday again with only X opened must be really getting to him.

 

[W@rui]

Spoiler: Oh...

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I can only hope when things start rolling for Pat's trial that any squealing about stalker childs falls on deaf ears. They didn't want to facilitate any sort of trolling with discovery and I can understand that from the view of the police, but I think if Pat squeals about closing the trial to the public because of stalkers he's going to be told to pound sand since this case does not involve national security, juveniles, or something personal like sex crimes (despite how fucked he's going to be). The public has a right to access and so Brothermen and kiwis can make the journey and take notes like they have for Rekieta and all he can do is fatly seethe.

Patposting has been in another lull and it's been slow going on when we get more info so I'm giddy for this to go to trial and for Pat to get his chance to be heard... as the pathological liar he is.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I can only hope when things start rolling for Pat's trial that any squealing about stalker childs falls on deaf ears. They didn't want to facilitate any sort of trolling with discovery and I can understand that from the view of the police, but I think if Pat squeals about closing the trial to the public because of stalkers he's going to be told to pound sand since this case does not involve national security, juveniles, or something personal like sex crimes (despite how fucked he's going to be). The public has a right to access and so Brothermen and kiwis can make the journey and take notes like they have for Rekieta and all he can do is fatly seethe.

Patposting has been in another lull and it's been slow going on when we get more info so I'm giddy for this to go to trial and for Pat to get his chance to be heard... as the pathological liar he is.

Patrick getting cross-examined by the city-lawyers would be the greatest trial moment in lolcow history.

I wonder if the Judge would let evidence of Patrick being a psycho on social media be seen by the jury. He posted a lot about the swattings, and accused Twitter accounts in the hundreds of being the ones swatting him.

The poor city attorneys might have to peruse years of Patposting on Twitter and Bluesky. They better have a sense for absurdist humor, otherwise this will be tough for them.

 

[AprilRains]

I wonder if the Judge would let evidence of Patrick being a psycho on social media be seen by the jury.

I'm not a lawyer, but I think it'd be admissible. An obvious line of defense for the city is that they were dealing with a ragepig, and there's ample evidence for that in his tweets.

I'd enjoy it if the jury were tempted to give him the win except for his unforced errors, and informed the judge that this was why they couldn't find in his favor. All that lovely money just gone because he couldn't shut his idiot mouth. You love to see it.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Vintage piggy.