DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
don't think Phail is clinically depressed. Depression is rage turned inward. Phail has no inner monolog. He doesn't blame himself for his current situation. He doesn't question his choices, he doesn't consider that his actions (and inaction) led to these consequences. He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct. Everything he finds dissatisfying in life is because someone else is at fault. Phail doesn't see himself as a failure, the world has failed him.

Phail sees himself as a victim. Everyone is out to get him and ruin his fuhn. His persecution isn't because of anything he did; the Universe just wants to kick around poor old good-guy Phail.

He's unhappy because things aren't going his way. If he made $10,000 daily, got the exact wrestler he wanted on every pull, had a wife who adored him, the respect and admiration of everyone far and wide, he'd be happier. He'd still complain because he's a greedy pigroach.

Thanks for listening to my TEDtalk.
  1. Depression can be genetic. I don't really know if I agree with it's "rage turned inwards" although that is a point of view I guess. On top of that depression can be caused by life events such as loved ones dying, so I really don't think people who are depressed for that reason are "raging against my grandma dying"
  2. Getting a diagnosis of depression is about as selective as becoming a detractor. There's literally no application form and you just tell a doctor you're unhappy and hey presto... you're now depressed! They don't do brain scans or try to tell you funny jokes ("look out it's a black man!") to see if you're actually depressed. There is actually some thing about it being persistent over a time period of like 2 or more weeks or some bullshit. I think people here put an extreme amount of emphasis on something that isn't particularly some sort of miracle diagnosis.
  3. There's a fucking ton of people out there with way less shit going on in their lives (such as alcoholism, a crippling gambling addiction, severe social isolation) that would qualify for being depression. You guys put more effort into arguing that he is not depressed for some bizarre reason (not your post in particular) and it comes across like people think if he was actually depressed then it would be a W for him and an L for detractors - that is fucking retarded.
  4. ChatGPT: "If someone has both severe alcoholism and a debilitating gambling addiction, the probability that they also suffer from depression is extremely high — often estimated at 60–80% or higher in clinical populations." - how much do you want to bet if you add social isolation and the fact his house is fucking decaying into the mix that that percentage shoots up to 99%
However, I am smarter than DSP, smarter than ChatGPT and smarter than all of you put together. Here's a factual, objective, fool proof and 100% scientifically conclusive conclusion: anyone who says DSP isn't depressed is officially a dumb nigger. Simple reasoning: have you ever heard DSP say a single fucking positive thing in the past decade? Have you ever heard him say the weather is nice? No. He is a constant, never ending vortex of misery, cynicism and suffering. Of course he is depressed you dumb nigger retards
 
I think that's just a Sopranos reference.
I don't think they intended it as that, it's quite a common perspective or explanation of depression. I can't remember it being said in the sopranos but if it was it was likely just restating what some old faggot described depression as being 200 years ago (i.e. the sopranos didn't invent the phrase)
 
I don't think they intended it as that, it's quite a common perspective or explanation of depression. I can't remember it being said in the sopranos but if it was it was likely just restating what some old faggot described depression as being 200 years ago (i.e. the sopranos didn't invent the phrase)
From around Malachi's time (600 BC)

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From around Malachi's time (600 BC)

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Funnily enough since everyone points out how DSP always acts like "that's future DSP's problem" and never plans for the future he's actually like a Buddhist or something:
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(I'm being sarcastic because he obviously lives in the past - which means he is depressed by the standards of Lao Tzu I guess)
 
I don't think Phail is clinically depressed. Depression is rage turned inward. Phail has no inner monolog. He doesn't blame himself for his current situation. He doesn't question his choices, he doesn't consider that his actions (and inaction) led to these consequences. He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct. Everything he finds dissatisfying in life is because someone else is at fault. Phail doesn't see himself as a failure, the world has failed him.

Phail sees himself as a victim. Everyone is out to get him and ruin his fuhn. His persecution isn't because of anything he did; the Universe just wants to kick around poor old good-guy Phail.

He's unhappy because things aren't going his way. If he made $10,000 daily, got the exact wrestler he wanted on every pull, had a wife who adored him, the respect and admiration of everyone far and wide, he'd be happier. He'd still complain because he's a greedy pigroach.

Thanks for listening to my TEDtalk.

I feel like the only way Phil would be truly happy is if he made hundreds of thousands of dollars every day and was world renowned as an innovator and one of the greatest entertainers alive.

Some of you might be thinking "That's an empty existence", but Phil is a shallow person. The elements of a more meaningful life are of no interest to him.
 
I feel like the only way Phil would be truly happy is if he made hundreds of thousands of dollars every day and was world renowned as an innovator and one of the greatest entertainers alive.

Some of you might be thinking "That's an empty existence", but Phil is a shallow person. The elements of a more meaningful life are of no interest to him.
I think you discount how much DSP wants to shirk any responsibility... having a successful business means you are responsible for your employees. Having a family is much more intensive than a middle-aged wife and a cat + whatever animals, could be us all living in his head for all we know. Shallow as you seem to describe it is in the Shallow Hal film depiction, where shallow in reality is simply reality, IMO.
 
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Phil is mentally stable.
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I do have to say there is a strange incongruency when people talk about DSP's mental state - on the one hand he's delusional, insane, lost the plot and is severely mentally ill to the point he should've seen a legit psychiatrist like a decade ago and at this point should probably be institutionalized but on the other hand there is this strange contingent of people who will swear with their dying breath that he couldn't possibly be depressed (which ignores the fact he's a socially isolated, alcoholic person with a debilitating gambling addiction)

It doesn't make any sense. Either the nigga is fucking insane and delusional and is severely mentally ill and should be put out to pasture or he isn't - it really is an all or nothing situation. The only reason I can see why people will not allow him to be depressed (as if its some sort of a retard social club for downies like being a detractor) is because it would be a "detractor L/DSP W" which is even more retarded than Derish at this point.

I mean for fucks sake, Christine Westside Chandler was prescribed antidepressants 20 years ago and that nigger was actually legitimately retarded (less so than the anti-depression crowd, I might add) and even the CWCKI mentions depression.

Even people more than a decade ago could figure out DSP had a "learning disability" (retarded):
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Since we're still in Phil's day off land and the rotating discussion topic landed on "Is Phil depressed" I'll throw in my two cents. I think Phil is unhappy, and I'd probably go so far as to say Phil lives a miserable lifestyle. But I don't think Phil is depressed.

Phil seems too, for lack of a better term, animated about certain things to be depressed. If Phil was really depressed, I think he'd be a lot more apathetic towards things. Basically, his whole demeanor would be like when he's playing Yakuza. Phil cares about and gets excited for things. They're stupid things and often reflect a childish mentality, like getting excited at the prospect of fast food or RGB lights. He's gleeful when bad things happen to other people, and he lights up when he thinks he's in a position of power over someone and can bully them. I think he gets some limited enjoyment out of buying random stuff as well.

But because he's Phil, he lives a pretty miserable life. I've maintained for years now that Phil is and will always be his own worst detractor. He continually makes decisions that ultimately lead to a sad lifestyle. Take his wedding night for example, instead of trying to have a fun and memorable evening with his wife, he loaded up Twitter to smugly dunk on his detractors. Depression didn't make him login to Twitter to try and gloat and act superior to everyone instead of having a relationship with his wife. Just like depression isn't the reason Phil keeps burning bridges with the few people who tried to be his friend. It's his ego, greed and poor decision making that burns all those bridges.

While I don't think it necessarily brings him happiness, I think Phil likes getting angry about stuff as well. Usually because he frames it in a way that makes him feel justified/smart/vindicated. He's constantly complaining about things because he wants to call other people stupid, with the implication being that Phil is so much smarter because he wouldn't have done XYZ, or he's just better than some rando. A lot of what Phil does is throw temper tantrums. Generally, when kids are throwing temper tantrums, it's not because they're like...depressed, it's because they're upset something didn't go their way and think acting sad will get them what they want by essentially guilting the other person into doing XYZ. And Phil absolutely loves guilting people and playing the victim. But when something "bad" (by his standards) happens, you can see more legit examples of him being upset or frustrated versus his more performative temper tantrums.

When someone is depressed, I think it's more like...because of their chemical imbalance, nothing can really make them happy or motivated. With Phil, there are things that make him happy and motivated, and there's a pretty clear route that Phil can take to live a better life, but he constantly decides to swerve the wheel and smash into guardrails instead.
 
Everything he finds dissatisfying in life is because someone else is at fault. Phail doesn't see himself as a failure, the world has failed him.

Phail sees himself as a victim. Everyone is out to get him and ruin his fuhn.
Point here is his lack of happiness is not depression, it's his greediness and victim /persecution conplex, he can only be 'happy ' when getting what he wants, when he wants it.
 
Since we're still in Phil's day off land and the rotating discussion topic landed on "Is Phil depressed" I'll throw in my two cents. I think Phil is unhappy, and I'd probably go so far as to say Phil lives a miserable lifestyle. But I don't think Phil is depressed.

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When someone is depressed, I think it's more like...because of their chemical imbalance, nothing can really make them happy or motivated. With Phil, there are things that make him happy and motivated, and there's a pretty clear route that Phil can take to live a better life, but he constantly decides to swerve the wheel and smash into guardrails instead.
Wrong.

People seem highly confused about how depression represents in people and what it is even is - they all seem to expect a storybook typical presentation just like it is on daytime TV. He has probably had depression for ages (alcoholism masks many things) and masks/put up barriers to avoid the root cause and beyond that one of the hallmarks of depression is externalization: which means people externalize into behaviors that include irrationality/anger/anxiety/starting arguments/defensiveness/being over confident/RISKY & IMPULSIVE BEHAVIOR/substance abuse/alcoholism/gambling/cynicism/negativity/blame shifting paranoia/burying themselves in work/escapism/confusion/poor memory & coordination (he sucks at games)

Beyond that depression can result in psychosomatic tendencies such as back pain: https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0,5&q=depression+back+pain&btnG=

DSP has almost certainly been depressed his entire adult life and just put up an act in the Leanna years, he was never actually happy. Even in those days he was getting drunk off his ass and sending messages to people that were effectively gintweets.

Here's the dumb nigger line:
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Anyone who says DSP isn't depressed after this line is automatically and permanently a dumb nigger.
 
I have no idea what would make Phil happy.

More money than he's ever deserved didn't do it.
2 loyal women in his life, 1 well out of his league didn't do it.
Moving far away from Connecticut didn't do it.
Public admiration (which Phil did have in the early Youtube days) didn't do it.
Reaching the highest level of the one competitive thing he did in his life didn't do it.
Traveling the country playing games didn't do it.

Maybe he's a repressed fat faggot. I don't know.
 
Do you guys think Phil really has depression? Part of thinks he does based on his gin spending and hogan pulls, it's a way for him to cope. I think in the back of his head he knows he's living a nonsensical, miserable experience but spent too much money and energy to change. I do think he legitimately does not enjoy lying to his wife and parents, but he's a scumbag he has to do what he has to do.

Back to the depression bit, I think he lacks the self awareness to see how his behavior indicates said depression. As said earlier his engorging of gin and gambling is a coping mechanism, he also shows signs of self harm with how he treats his relationships. Well, on that note he's a true and true narcissist that only sees things as he put it "what do I get out of it", it's amazing he's gotten to his age without realizing the basics of human interactions.

Anyway this probably all seems pretty autistic to think and write about but I've been following phil for the past 10 years and it's amazing. He's like if a plane crashed into a train causing it to derail into a nuclear reactor next to the water supply of a city.

TLDR: What the fuck is Phil even? How dented is he truly?
He has no friends, no hobbies, a marriage that's on the rocks, and he's a universally disliked internet laughingstock who's "job" consists of playing games he hates and begging for money from literal retards - a job that, given the fact that he has no appreciable skills and a 20 year long gap in his work history, he will most likely be doing until the day he dies. I would be more surprised if he wasn't depressed.
 
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